- Joined
- Jan 20, 2021
- Went to a doctor after self-harming (!); doctor told her to try being told to become a vegetarian (?) which she did not
- Went to another doctor who prescribed MMRIs (depression medications) which she did not take
- Removed sheets from her bed when they got dirty and slept directly on the mattress, then slept on the floor when the mattress got dirty; sometimes cuddled with her pet chicken
- Slept on five-gallon drums in a closet sometimes (I didn't follow how on earth she did this comfortably enough to sleep), under the dining room table sometimes
- Discussed strategies on how long food can stay out and still be edible
- Discussed the different styles of mold that appeared on different types of food
- Sometimes left bags of Doritos open long enough that the chips got soft
- Discussed picking and eating blackberries without washing them ("don't pick ones at waist height or lower because they may have been peed on by animals and drunk people")
- Discussed adventures with trading open-source software and public-domain documents via torrent and LimeWire
- Parents spooked her out of calling CPS on them
- Liked the book though
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is a genuine miracle that this woman is still alive. God bless her soul.Adding to this because it's some pretty interesting/disgusting Pippa lore, probably some overlap
wew lad.
- Never peed in bottles, mostly out of fear from her parents barring her from her internet
- "I had the full fucking mold collection" her words regarding moldy dishes in her room
- Discussed different types of mold that would grow from various foods, steak, pasta, etc.
- Claims she's not like this anymore and cleans stuff now
- Would only clean when the mold got so bad the coughing and nose burning from it would keep her from sleeping
- Never had a physical or a checkup
- Had a UTI once, received amoxicillin for it, from then on anytime she thought she had a UTI she would use Fish Mox, which yes, is amoxicillin for fish.
- Started self harming, mother took her to the doctor, told her she had depression and to become a vegetarian, she did not become a vegetarian
- Last showered two days ago, used to go months without showering, wouldn't shower until her scalp started itching unbearably
- When her bed sheets got too dirty she would throw it on the floor and fold a blanket in half and use it like a burrito
- When her pillows got too dirty she would lay part of the blanket over them, so you end up only have to wash the blanket and nothing else
- Doesn't wash vegetables bought from the store
- Slept on a camping cot for a year, parents bought her some memory foam and she put a sheet on that
- Memory foam started to mold so she put blankets on some 5 gallon tubs in her closet and slept partially on them partially on her chair
- Her family now makes "so you're finally out of the closet" jokes
- Parents ate around the TV so at one point she put her blankets under the dining table and slept under there while using her laptop and the family computer as a 2nd monitor
- Other times her bed was too dirty and triggered her allergies so she would lay a blanket over piles of clothes on the floor and sleep there. In other words, a nest.
- Took a baby chick from the backyard, raised it, and snuggled with it in this nest
- Did the same thing with a goose, but goose shit smells terrible, chicken shit is more tolerable.
- Would take the trash bags full of pastries stores throw away
- Used to have anxiety about the thought of people yelling at her while she was doing chores such as dishes or cooking
- Because of this she would stockpile and reuse dishes for several months
- Would eat candy, beef jerky, and soda in the shower to "min max her time" as she puts it
- "Jerky can get wet"
- Food can sit out for 24 hours, 48 hours depending on what it is
- Pizza can sit out for 48 hours, lasts a week in the fridge
- Meat can sit out for 24 hours, steak can sit out for 48 hours
- Pasta is 48 hours and you have to add water and microwave it
- Nowadays she won't usually eat leftovers that have sat out that long, because she has fridge space now
- "You guys are so dramatic"
- "Just because bread is moldy doesn't mean you can't eat the bread, just don't eat the moldy pieces" (This is not how bread mold works).
- Would take feral cats from gas stations
- Taken ducks from the river and killed animals you're technically not supposed to (this one will be understandable, at least for ruralites)
