Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[AnOminous]

As fun as it is to imagine a team of specialists doping the Sonichu out of Chris, there’s just no reason to do it and at least one reason not to. The scenario in which he’s being trained for the hearing seems much more likely.

They should do the Ludovico technique on him, but with Sonichus and ponies instead of Ludwig van.

 

[Ophelia]

They should do the Ludovico technique on him, but with Sonichus and ponies instead of Ludwig van.

Because Chris crumpling up and screaming whenever he sees a pony would be hilarious. Disruptive, but hilarious.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

sometimes they include some light elements of real economics and public speaking 101 shit. chris would love to do a "sonichu adult chronicles" gamecube pitch. we'd all prefer that over his CADD rectangles too.

i think marketing would have been better for chris just to be exposed to people and verbal interactions. he'd fuck it up somehow and get kicked out, duh. but any socializing woulda been better for him than 3hours a week of naming stores in his mall drawing.

Fuck, the adult chronicles thing he did is one of the most underappreciated moments of Christory. Shit is fucking hilarious, he somehow decided that his retarded idea of adult life was worthy of a game, with himself and fucking Sonichu and Rosechu on the cover, his adult life being him beating the shit out of security guards and store managers lol!

But precisely, Chris would have benefited colossally from learning how to behave in public. As long as his ego was a factor he would still be single for life, but if Chris put some effort into becoming a decent person he would actually be able to live himself a nice life with some other autistic chick, but alas, he ruined himself long ago!

Plus he could've flown on a plane to that pony convention.

Chris really blew it, didn't he?

Being honest, if Chris put five minutes of thought into his future he wouldn't do half the shit he does. He would learn to cook and eat better, he would treat his animals with actual care, he would save money instead of blowing all of his tugboat as quickly as he could. Many people are irresponsible in life or simply don't care, but Chris takes the fucking cake, you can count on him doing the absolute dumbest thing he can on every corner. I was even going to list a hypothetical example about how he could only do worse if he deliberately fucked himself over, like by choosing to shove an ice cream up his ass instead of eating it when presented with one, but then I remembered the time he bought a chocolate cake only to fart on it instead of eating!

If Chris were smarter, he could live himself a comfortable life. He would never be a wealthy man, but if Chris had some sense he could work himself a nice, cushy living with the tugboat. Budgeting, cutting down on dumb purchases and always saving a portion of his income, it would go a long way considering he had little to worry about in his life. But then, we are talking about a guy who bought DLC's for games he didn't own, a literal manbaby with no sense and whose willpower only shows up when facing the prospects of a positive change. As long as Chris is, well, Chris he'd still be fucked even before this mess happened!

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

But Barb was ready, willing, close at hand, and free.

So was Fiona, I mean not close at hand but she was definitely willing to be. I will never wrap my head around the fact he had a 19 year old boyfriend free girl who would usually be considered to be out of his league, willing to fuck him no strings attached and yet he raped his mom. Chris has just always made the worst decisions at every turn.

 

[Altera]

So was Fiona, I mean not close at hand but she was definitely willing to be. I will never wrap my head around the fact he had a 19 year old boyfriend free girl who would usually be considered to be out of his league, willing to fuck him no strings attached and yet he raped his mom. Chris has just always made the worst decisions at every turn.

Having been tricked so many times before with these exact words, im not at all surprised he didn't believe it.

 

[Ophelia]

Having been tricked so many times before with these exact words, im not at all surprised he didn't believe it.

I think he did believe it. He just also believed that he could finally give into his gross desires and no one would be the wiser. Then he could go to the con and do the Snoo too.

 

[Altera]

I think he did believe it. He just also believed that he could finally give into his gross desires and no one would be the wiser. Then he could go to the con and do the Snoo too.

I can't believe you're accusing Chris chan of attempted infidelity against his own mother.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So was Fiona, I mean not close at hand but she was definitely willing to be. I will never wrap my head around the fact he had a 19 year old boyfriend free girl who would usually be considered to be out of his league, willing to fuck him no strings attached and yet he raped his mom. Chris has just always made the worst decisions at every turn.

Gen zeder's man, the environment they grow up is it no wonder they end up like fiona? In any other day and age I'd agree that Fiona must have been a troll set up by someone to bait Chris especially with how old he is but now?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Gen zeder's man, the environment they grow up is it no wonder they end up like fiona? In any other day and age I'd agree that Fiona must have been a troll set up by someone to bait Chris especially with how old he is but now?

Idc man that was supposed to be sacrificial pussy to put a stop to Chris's sweetheart search. To me she was going to be a true martyr.

 

[Ophelia]

Idc man that was supposed to be sacrificial pussy to put a stop to Chris's sweetheart search. To me she was going to be a true martyr.

She was attracted to classic Chris in a masochistic way, from what I understand. She would’ve called it off when push came to shove (so to speak).

 

[Mary Jane]

She was attracted to classic Chris in a masochistic way, from what I understand. She would’ve called it off when push came to shove (so to speak).

When duck came to china, you could say.

 

[GypsyBard]

Plus he could've flown on a plane to that pony convention.

Just think the pony conventions are dying out. In other words that was probably Chris's last chance to go to a pony convention.
Even if he got out let's say tomorrow he would never be able to go to a convention ever again.
But just think for a moment that was probably his last chance to go to the one place he said is happiest in the world.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But just think for a moment that was probably his last chance to go to the one place he said is happiest in the world.

To Chris, pony conventions were like Manchester High 2: Electric Boogaloo Hedgehog Blue.

 

[I swear she's 18]

To Chris, pony conventions were like Manchester High 2: Electric Boogaloo Hedgehog Blue.

Even among degenerate outcasts Chris is still ostracized. Such as the time during a brony convention they had a dance. You could see Chris try to socialize with people. And everyone, and I mean everyone, brushed him aside and moved on. Leading Chris to sadly dance by himself dance with magic chan and his other partners in his polyamorous relationship.

Dancing with me, myself, and I

 

[RodgerDodger]

Plus he could've flown on a plane to that pony convention.

Chris really blew it, didn't he?

(And if he was that desperate for "hanky-panky", why didn't he just see a hooker again?)

What did that poor hooker ever do to you to deserve such a fate?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You could see Chris try to socialize with people.

Then the pony conventions were even more like Manchester.

Yet Chris still looked back on them with the same Rose Tinted Glasses of Fail that he did with Manchester.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

She was attracted to classic Chris in a masochistic way, from what I understand. She would’ve called it off when push came to shove (so to speak).

Yeah, something along those lines. She was attracted to Chris in a sort of A-loggy "I love and hate this guy, but at least I'm not nearly as bad as him" kind of way, with a pinch of pity in there. Not nearly as bad as Sockness, since Chris actually consented with her, but pretty damn concerning all the same. She never directly stated wanting to be a sweetheart of his, though, and has stated to have "five boyfriends" prior to meeting Chris. She just admited to having this really weird crush on him. The fact she still thinks of Chris in this kind of light, though as just "Watch out for this man", kind of disturbs me.

Even among degenerate outcasts Chris is still ostracized. Such as the time during a brony convention they had a dance. You could see Chris try to socialize with people. And everyone, and I mean everyone, brushed him aside and moved on. Leading Chris to sadly dance by himself dance with magic chan and his other partners in his polyamorous relationship.

Wasn't there that Midnight chick that came along like two years later, though?

 

[Sharkbait]

I can't believe you're accusing Chris chan of attempted infidelity against his own mother.

He did state he was in for an open relationship (open for him, not his sweetheart) during the love quest

 

[Cockadoodle85]

in fairness, that was CWC's money he raised in his fundraiser. Why people sent chris 5000$ is beyond me, but it was stated anything past the pony fucker money would be used for chris in the case of an emergency. It's not like null gave him money out of his pocket, he just setup for chris to get the money retard's gave him. Aka, chris' money, legally he had to give it to chris.

No he didnt thats why he refunded it. The legally shit was just an excuse or more like justification why he sent the rapist a grand

 

[I swear she's 18]

No he didnt thats why he refunded it. The legally shit was just an excuse or more like justification why he sent the rapist a grand

And this is your excuse to be an autistic asshole so you can act high and mighty? I think your on the wrong site. I'm sure you're looking for Twitter. If you're going to lie, you should do it in a place that doesn't archive everything.