I have an inactive thread about me here, and it's on the first page when you Google my name. What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to be hired at?

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I learned from my mistakes and I don't do such stupid things online anymore. I've changed a lot. However, my thread still comes up when you Google my name. What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to get hired at after I graduate college? Obviously a professional job on the level of engineer or programmer is ruled out, but what about McDonald's or Walmart or something? Will my Google results cause a problem there, if say one of my coworkers finds the thread?
 
You could always politely ask Null to close it. I'm not even trolling you. He's done it for people who grew up changed and didn't have active threads anymore. You might fit this criteria.
According to the "Removing Content" page, that's only done for minors. I read somewhere once about a non-minor who got their thread removed when they asked Null politely to remove it for job prospects, after 2 years of no replies, though I don't know who it was and how shocking my thread is compared to theirs.

Either way I need to wait longer before even thinking about trying that. I'm not risking getting my thread bumped.

Instead of focusing on thread removal, my focus here is on how to adapt to post-lolcow life.

Edit: To clarify, I was not a minor when the thread about me was made.
 
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You're kinda fucked because Null generally doesn't take anything down unless it's extremely illegal (as in CP levels of illegal). You could try informing wherever you're applying about it before hand but I doubt that'd make things better. Maybe get your name changed or something (but that'd show up in a background check I'm quite sure).
 
You could attempt to write some sort of appeal to Null, but I would agree with most who have commented already that unless you have a really good reason for him deleting it, it will probably stay. It also depends on what you've done in the past to warrant a thread here. Not going to pry and frankly don't care enough to, but I wish you luck.
 
Send him an email, there's no harm in it. The only way you can fuck up doing that is if you make legal threats. Just don't get belligerent or you risk more attention on the thread. Change your name as an extreme option if you're so worried about this being connected to your identity. No idea why you have a thread, but if it's to do with illegal activity/ drugs etc there might be services you could go to that would help you in finding employment.
Judging from some posts underneath me, I think you'll be driving attention back towards your thread if you request it be taken down. I do remember him having votes held for threads before. It's not something he'll do without notifying anyone. Unfortunately that might mean that users will look into what you're doing at present too and will renew some interest in you. Whatever you do just be sure you're comfortable with and accept the potential consequences. If you're living your life quietly without hurting anyone, there's little reason to keep your thread up. If it's been years since it's been active then you're obviously doing something right. That works in your favour. If whatever you've done has anything to do with kids, animals or potentially trans stuff you may be out of luck.

Null has a nuanced stance on things usually, but has stated that he shuts the conversation down immediately the moment any allusions to legal threats are made, You'll see every attempt at that made in the "take that off the goddamn internet" board.
 
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Null has this process where if you ask him nicely enough, he'll let his users vote on whether to move your thread to spergatory where it'll be de-indexed from the search engines. That means your dream job of being productive to society would be within grasp.

That is unless you've done something so horrifically bad that the only way you can have a shot at that high level programming job is if you troon out. You'd still have a thread but hey, Silicon Valley loves its troons.
 
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