I have an inactive thread about me here, and it's on the first page when you Google my name. What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to be hired at?

[Jimmy Olsen]

As long as you didn't do something completely insane, you'll probably be okay when it comes to jobs. Most normies who find KF are more disgusted by KF than the lolcows themselves. Unless you want to go into a job where you're extremely exposed to the public and the brand depends on you having a clean image, you'll probably be okay. There are plenty of cows that, while their antics are embarrassing, no employer is going to give a shit about. No1curr is rather liberating when you think about it.

If it's more serious, there are ways to get a name change, which can be easier if your old name is something that could damage your opportunities (unless you diddled a kid or some shit).

Besides, not even Kiwifarms will last forever. Someday nobody will even know what this site was.

 

[Reverend]

You'll be workin at Five Guys Famous Booger and fri

Who doesn't love 5 guys in their mouth these days?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Could be that rich asian chick who did porn and daddy tries to purge it. It was hot topic in /pol/ last week and it brought some life to thread here. The chick tried going onto YouTube after all this time and act like nothing happened and people flooded her videos with comments. Since then she deleted all her videos and channel.

Here is her page on The Farms

Edit: Her real name also hit second or first on search engines with a Kiwi Page…

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I got an active one and it's not problem
Just look the recruiter straight in the eye and ask "Do I look like someone who wants to be tied up and fucked by Knuckles the Echidna?" and 50% of times they'll say 'no' and all goes well

 

[KingFrampt]

Have you tried googling "Isabella Loretta Janke" lately? Her Kiwi Farms thread is literally the least of her worries at this point.


Doubt it. That thread was only just created Thursday night, is already deleted, and judging from the conversation in the Lucas Werner thread may or may not have been some gay-op failed halal dox of a complete rando.

It's clearly not Isabella anyway as we all know she would never try to find employment

 

[Kirby]

Have you tried googling "Isabella Loretta Janke" lately? Her Kiwi Farms thread is literally the least of her worries at this point.

the first related result if you type her name is "Isabella Loretta Janke Hygiene"

clearly all that seo scrubbing her parents are paying money for is working

 

[Creep3r]

Depends. Which is your thread @243 Ida? If you were just an obnoxious twitter dumbass, fag or troon who really never did anything of note except post embarrassing pictures of yourself and say dumb but inoffensive shit to your friends, then chances of people voting in favor of removing it may be slightly more likely, especially if it wasn't too noteworthy.

However if you did sick shit like harass your friends, show off your mutilated axe wound, groom kids, masturbate to dead animals, boil hamsters, engage in loli pride, imply that you were into zoophilia or some other sick shit (or if you're a famous cow) any chance of getting your thread deleted became zero.

 

[XYZpdq]

I don't know if you'll be able to get your thread removed, quite frankly- but you may have some luck getting is locked. It happened to @BSV and the guy who wanted to become a tampon if I'm not mistaken for not being "lulzworthy" anymore

Yeah the pad guy like, took an IED upside the head in Iraq or something and was pretty polite and a good sport about the idea that wanting to be a pad was kinda really fucking nuts but he send giant packages of pads to 3rd world shitholes and other generally positive outlets for being really fucking nuts.

but yeah if you politely approach Null (and obviously assuming the thread is something like "lol bad fanart and a youtube video" or some other low level shit and not raping kids or whatever) rather than approaching him with pseudolegal threats there's a chance you could get it put to a vote

only other way I've seen somebody get a thread locked was ACK from 4chan, he showed up and did his shtick and the mods were just like "I don't even know what the fuck is any of this shit" and shut it down

 

[Demonslayer1776]

I'll hook you up with an in with null if you post your dick pics and name in the thread

 

[Loony]

I think this is maybe, Allison from Nintendo? I do not remember the surname, That was a good thread, and is not active.

If I am right, then you work in gaming, so you have maybe a lot of options. NFT game studios there are a lot of, and many will not care about your reputation, you have good experience, you can pick a new identity with a new name and get paid directly to your crypto wallet.

If I am wrong and this is another person who was worked in tech, or even just use a computer a lot, still consider what I am saying. You maybe have some skills from work that can apply to a new job with this. Your real name could be a secret.

 

[Manah]

If that was possible, it would have been done by now. He's managed to piss of entire countries and no one could touch him.

Says more about the countries, imo.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the first related result if you type her name is "Isabella Loretta Janke Hygiene"

clearly all that seo scrubbing her parents are paying money for is working

apparently bella herself is not scrubbing

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

bootleg miss you Kelly.

 

[Raw Meat]

I learned from my mistakes and I don't do such stupid things online anymore

So you still do the same shit, just in private? If so, then it's your actions you need to worry about, not the existence of your thread.

All the best, your McDonald's co-workers likely won't care that you're a cringe furry or something.

 

[KingFriko]

If it's inactive, treat it like it doesn't exist and move forward with your life prospects. If you didn't do anything criminal or heinous, just act like it. Maybe it won't even come up. Null isn't a monster. Given time, he'll close it if you've grown up. That's my piss warm take. Good luck.

This is the answer. As a person who's been asked about their own thread a lot (not irl lol), I always explain it simply: We are all dumb and young once. At the end of the day, it's a lot more about direct interaction than whatever some sperg on the internet said about you years ago. If that doesn't work, then maybe you still have to grow to prove people wrong through action so they can disregard a KF thread... at least, that's my view on it coming from a person who was in a similar position. Though, to be fair, I don't know what OP's thread is about, but mine is only about being embarrassing for other (more) embarrassing discord retards when I was a younger person so it's not so hard to believe we all could've grown past that. Another concession is that I'm a tradie, and that those fuckers do NOT care about the internet, so I'm lucky. In short, I don't know your situation but a KF thread is a very small deal relatively.

 

[Dick Pooman]

They logged off an hour and a half after they posted this thread on Sunday and they haven't been back (at the time of this post). Probably the smartest thing they could have done considering how these things usually turn out.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to get hired at after I graduate college?

None of them

 

[No. 7 cat]

Wasn't OP sone sort of tranny serial killer? I hope he's fixed himself up and stopped the ol killing.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Wasn't OP sone sort of tranny serial killer? I hope he's fixed himself up and stopped the ol killing.

I heard he blew guys under the Queensburough bridge. 5 dollars a go!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

OP, nobody’s gonna hire you because nobody’s hiring. Companies have way too high a standard and at best Amazon’s ready to take you on as a wage slave.