I have an inactive thread about me here, and it's on the first page when you Google my name. What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to be hired at?

[Power Ranger Monster]

Just own up to whatever it is you did/do and constantly bring it up to your boss/co-workers to the point they stop caring.

"Thank you, I look forward to working here, just as much as the cartoon porn I have recorded wanking on."

"Perhaps I, a repeated horsefondler, may be of some assistance with that copier."

 

[P.0.0.P]

Porn industry. You are fucked.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I would say that for sure the first thing you wouldn't want to do is start a thread drawing attention to your old inactive thread.

 

[185405]

I think OP didn't stop being a lolcow and instead just got wiser about how much attention they bring to themselves.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Maybe if you pay the OP of your thread he will edit "THIS GUY IS A NIGGER" into the thread in real big letters so employers will know it's just nazi wrongthink

 

[Chimplord1997]

No one but people who use this site take anything said on kiwifarms seriously, the majority of the world doesn’t even know this website exists and the small fraction that do claim everything posted on here to be lies/not to be trusted because this site is full of evil KKK racist far-right transphobes. As has already been stated unless you did something completely fucked like zoosadism/pedo shit I doubt your employer would care about you posting stupid furry cringe or whatever it was you were posted here for in the first place. It’s also very unlikely an employer on the level of McDonalds or Walmart will give a shit.

Also the Isabella tinfoiling in this thread is cringe as hell.

people just desperate to contact her
"please i can fix her bro ill hose her down with antifungal tree spray"

 

[Mayor Adam West]

How bad is it? Like on a scale of 1-10 how bad did you fuck up?

 

[Xenomorph]

are you a furry?

 

[Bassomatic]

Embrace your fail, and spread the hate, shoot a school up.

 

[rage against modernity]

Just when I thought I was out,they pull me back in!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Honestly i'm down for a "rules of nature" if the OP's thread is harmless enough or you moved on and actually did so

Show us your thread so we can judge you

 

[Drain Todger]

What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to get hired at after I graduate college?

Blowjobs behind the Texaco, of course.

 

[The Magnificence]

Blowjobs behind the Texaco, of course.

Hey, don't insult the meth heads giving out blowjobs behind the Texaco by lumping them in with lolcows.

 

[soy_king]

I think OP didn't stop being a lolcow and instead just got wiser about how much attention they bring to themselves.

that's still fine too. if you're not being a public dumpster fire, why should we care what a person is up to in their own life?

 

[DamnWolves!]

There's the right to be forgotten legislation in Europe, Argentina and I think the Philippines or Malaysia or something like that, that you can make a formal application under to have things deindexed. So plan on moving to Europe and do that I guess

Because as we all know, Null is a great respecter of draconian and arcane europoor laws.

 

[Spl00gies]

Get yourself down the docks, they're not at all fussed about knowing your name.

 

[RollerGator]

Maybe ask Null not to delete it but maybe make it so it can't be seen from a Google search.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Unless you’re applying to High level white-collar job most jobs don’t do an extensive Internet background check. And even if they did unless it was for something serious like you broke the law I don’t think they care.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Ask null

He has some rules of nature thing where he will put up a vote and the community will vote on keeping it or not

 

[ñññ]

Just ask the janny king. However, remember that Null is an angry asshole 23 hours of the day so maybe he'll just tell you to fuck off.
But if you ask nicely and he happens to be in the middle of his pizza/Chantal hour, then he might show some mercy.