Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Looks like the courts once again have ruled against Patrick due to lack of evidence. Pretty surprised considering most of the times they just grant these. Patrick really must've fucked up for them to deny it.


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@Null can we get this featured in Happenings?
I could have paid my student loans off with the amount of money that Fat has wasted trying to own the stalker children.
 
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Couldn’t have happened to a fatter Rick. Better grab that deck, head on down to Hooligans and fire off another 300 words for that new project #amwriting
 
Unlike the other court hearings this one wasn't on zoom and could not be recorded. So as a substitute some people on the other forums did their best depictions of what it would have looked like inside the courtroom:

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Also a quick reminder, the restraining order was only the first step in Piggy's retarded plan. If successful, he was also going to go after Andrew for 'stalking and telephone harassment charges'.

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In other news, Handsome Blue has provided us all with a rare bigfoot sighting:

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To recap Fatrick's legal expenses in the past few years:
  • $5k to get his Twitter account back after a suspension
    • possibly another $5k the second time
  • >$100k to get
    • the entity behind Kiwifarms (Lolcow LLC listed at the bottom of every page for free)
    • throwaway emails he can do nothing with of a few OnA users that called him fat
  • $26k for Quasi's fees, soon to be $30k
  • $168 to try, and fail, to get a restraining order against someone that lived 2 states away and never approached him
  • $0.00 to seek restitution of parental rights of Annabelle
This is what winning looks like.
 
How does the saga of the Lizard King continue with this development? Would he seek the guy who was getting served with the restraining order to aid in his fight against the pigman or tag team the Raven Queen, would he inform Fatrick about aiding him against his dreaded foes in exchange for help with the restraining order, or would his dreaded foes seek the one targeted with the restraining order.
 
Think about how many thousands of dollars Patrick has blown on these stupid legal filings already, and on top of it, the money in legal fees he owes Quasi.

It would cost exactly zero dollars and zero cents to just fucking turn off his computer and go outside.
But then nobody would be able to hear his brilliant takes on Donald Trump and Ukraine. What would the brave Ukrainian resistance do without his magnificent military tactics of stopping tanks with a water balloon full of paint?

He suffers for the world's benefit. Lo, he suffers on a digital cross, for a physical cross would collapse under the weight of our sins. And his fat ass.
 
To recap Fatrick's legal expenses in the past few years:
  • $5k to get his Twitter account back after a suspension
    • possibly another $5k the second time
  • >$100k to get
    • the entity behind Kiwifarms (Lolcow LLC listed at the bottom of every page for free)
    • throwaway emails he can do nothing with of a few OnA users that called him fat
  • $26k for Quasi's fees, soon to be $30k
  • $168 to try, and fail, to get a restraining order against someone that lived 2 states away and never approached him
  • $0.00 to seek restitution of parental rights of Annabelle
This is what winning looks like.
The fattest faggot in the world, Fatrick Hamlinson 🐖, was nice enough to pay for my entertainment, and the entertainment of his growing "fans", by losing every pathetic attempt at suing people who called him mean words on the Internet.

Fatrick, I want to say - thanks for caring so much about entertaining us. You may be a braindead fat faggot who takes it up the ass from his fat wife, but you're also not so bad for making us laugh. Thanks for brightening our day with your self-induced misery.

I salute you, Pigman! :semperfidelis:
 
Paddy, short for Patrick, has been used as a racially charged term for Irish people.

So, while it may be inaccurate to say he is homosexual, it is correct to say that he is a racist term.


I hate this calling accurate insulting words “slurs”.

For instance, tranny is a derogatory term for transvestite, transsexual, transgender, anything with the prefix of “transition”.
When one calls a transvestite a tranny, it may be insulting, but it is not a slur on their character, it is an accurate description.
I'm a paddy and i've never seen "paddy "as anything more than a slang term for Irish people same as how English are "poms" or "limeys" and Scots are "jocks". Its "mick" or "bog trotter" that tends to have more negative connotations along with sectarian slurs like "Taig" or "Fenian". Maybe its different in America but that's how I feel about "paddy".
 
But then nobody would be able to hear his brilliant takes on Donald Trump and Ukraine. What would the brave Ukrainian resistance do without his magnificent military tactics of stopping tanks with a water balloon full of paint?

He suffers for the world's benefit. Lo, he suffers on a digital cross, for a physical cross would collapse under the weight of our sins. And his fat ass.
You're right! The world needs to hear every genius thought out of Patrick's mind!

I guess the only other option would be to quit being a little bitch and just ignore the trolls. That would also cost exactly zero dollars.
 
I'm a paddy and i've never seen "paddy "as anything more than a slang term for Irish people same as how English are "poms" or "limeys" and Scots are "jocks". Its "mick" or "bog trotter" that tends to have more negative connotations along with sectarian slurs like "Taig" or "Fenian". Maybe its different in America but that's how I feel about "paddy".
My wife's grandmother used to refer to you guys as "pigshit Irish", so it could always be worse.
 
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