Can we make a separate tranny thread for funnies and this thread can be for the retarded faggotry debating and general whining?
You are absolutely right. As penance for my sperg upthread I come bearing a hefty basket of meanbitch female socialization. It's time for the r/transpassing freakshow to roll into town once again!
Behind Door Number One is a Habsburg-jaw-wielding motherfucker who thinks that drag makeup will somehow disguise the fact that mostly he just resembles what I'd imagine a young Axl Rose might look like after being sold into a human trafficking ring that forced him to develop a Krokodil addiction. Good luck with your festering wounds I mean new pussy! Literally nothing about this outfit looks good and the colors clash terribly. I bet the pink saturation is to disguise this goblin's jaundiced skin tone since clearly he never goes outside. Even WITH all the pink you can tell that his foundation is yellowed as fuck compared to the rest of his skin. Get. Color. Matched. You. Neanderthals. This will be a theme for the remainder of this post.
Next up we have Door Number Two, who looks like maybe his shovelface was slammed into a few too many doors during his childhood. "How do you read me?" Good lord. Those tubular gynecomastic growths hanging off your barrel chest (it's the neckline, men never understand the importance of a neckline in drawing attention to or from certain body features) are literally in different zipcodes. You look like you have a lazy eye except mantits. So many trannies try to implement the curly girl hair method because they conflate hair-care tips specific to textured hair with "I'm an autistic man who never bathes."
Door Number Three opens to reveal yet ANOTHER tranny completely missing the fact that there is more than one shade of liquid foundation in the Walmart beauty aisle. There are literally too many things wrong with this man's face but I'll take a crack at it. Firstly, skincare is more important than makeup. Especially since makeup, if applied incorrectly, will accentuate skin blemishes and imperfections. Look at the way his foundation is settling into his wrinkles. Secondly, the foundation is CLEARLY too yellow for his skin, especially in comparison with that nasty red leather neck he's sporting. Sunscreen, ladies, sunscreen. He didn't apply the foundation evenly and it gets very patchy closer up to his badly-disguised wig hairline. Lastly, because this is boring me, he didn't bring back any color to his face after slathering it with his fingers in cheap foundation. He looks like a corpse propped upright for a photo.
Door Number Four just makes me sad. Look at that clearly developmentally disabled girl in this obviously femininely-decorated powder room of a probably not-shitty house. Where are her parents? Why is she being allowed on the internet unsupervised where she can be groomed into the tranny cult?
Door Number Five might ACTUALLY be grazing ever so slightly against a reality of female socialization: we are polite to your face regardless of our personal feelings about your obvious Haley Williams fetish. This tranny has a Macy's name tag on and took this photo near a fragrance counter...does he work at Mac or one of the other cosmetic counters? If so, his YELLOW AS FUCK makeup is especially egregious. Yet another tranny with the signature "curly hair means I never have to shower again, right ladies???" greaseball mop on top of his ultra-feminine cro-magnon brow ridge.
Even when they try, they fail to pass as female because there are a million things they would have been bullied over in middle school that they completely fail to notice. They all post about how their female friends are sOoOo supportive and it never fails to make me laugh because it just highlights how little they actually understand the social dynamic of female friendships.
Anywho thanks for playing see ya next time don't rope yourself before the next installment of TROONS! NEVER! PASS!!!!!!