Blob has tweeted 274,802 times. And no doubt a large chunk of those tweets is him sucking Disney dick or raging about bible belt farmers. An absolute failure of a human.This website will probably give you the best information:
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Also, fucking hell, when does he sleep?
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I can only imagine the amount of cope that will come from this show failing. Maybe he will finally make his long threatened review of the LOTR trilogy to distract from the shit show that this shit show will be.
Sons of Kiwis, of Null, my brothers,
Bob is an NPC par excellence - any data that does not conform to his programming is ignored or explained away in a manner that makes absolutely no logical sense but which he himself will accept as it allows him to maintain the narrative he's sticking with.
I can feel it in the water. I can smell it in the air.
Even if you directly showed Blob Tolkein explaining that the Orcs are meant to be people that have been warped by terrible acts; Blobenstein would outright reject it, because it runs against everything he believes about the world.
Christ he'll be trying to relate the new one back into the books, as if they were always of a piece and this is clearly what Tolkien was writing and imagining
How many authors and philosophers have been warning us about Bob this whole time?
If we follow @GuntPunt's theory that entertainment and social media are actively trying to shape people into having MovieBob-esque personalities, then he'd reject it because it would hit too close to home.
I think he is/represents something far worse than that.
Think about the NPC-tier citizens in Bradburry's Fahrenheit 451 who's lives revolve around being mindlessly entertained while not caring or being oblivious to actual, serious issues. That's very Bob-like as well.
I have a few mutated quotes from relevant works i cherish close to the heart.
I'm more wondering why we should care if Karen who "can't go to Applebee's" is dead from COVID. If she lived in a Red State, or worse was a Trump voter, or worse was an anti-vaxxer, shouldn't it be a good thing that she's dead from COVID or anything else? That's one less Believer to oppress the Thinkers like Bob. One less Believer standing in the way of the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Shouldn't Bob be praising The Science of Natural Selection eliminating people like Karen who can't go to Applebee's? Yet when offered the chance (by his own set of facts where those who brave the outside world will die from COVID) that more of them will die thanks to not locking down the entire planet indefinitely Bob rages rather than celebrates. All the while he and the troons and Arthur Chus he cares about are all vaccinated and boostered and keep locked down indefinitely anyway. He'd prefer to keep these Karens who can't go to Applebee's all around for the 2022 elections and 2024 elections and risk putting Trump back in power? I thought Bob was a Man of Science and a Thinker who didn't get swayed by emotional arguments and simply did what Progress demands and now he wants to short-circuit National Selection to keep Obsolescents alive?
Because, for whatever reason, Bob seems to think that if everyone would have just shut up and done as they were told, no matter how impractical those demands may have been, then we would have beaten the coof in two weeks and life could have gone back to normal just like that, likely pointing to China's "success" as proof of this claim. But Karen just had to have her Applebee's, so everyone else had to keep Doing the Right Thing and Trusting the Science for years now. Never mind China's obviously been doctoring their numbers since day 1, never mind the countless issues that lockdowns have caused and are continuing to cause, you need to shut up about your freedumbs and obey your betters!
