Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Blob has tweeted 274,802 times. And no doubt a large chunk of those tweets is him sucking Disney dick or raging about bible belt farmers. An absolute failure of a human.

It's more than that, because every now and then against all odds he manages to tweet something so embarrassing even he has to delete it (although it's usually grudgingly). Also, sometimes he steps on some thot's or some troon's toes by inserting himself into a discussion, and respectfully Milady's the tweet away. I think the "Germany should invade Poland" tweets met the former fate, while the Lindsay Ellis tweets definitely went the latter route.
 
A literal no on mocks a female screen writer that Bob follows. The Lord of Lynn sends aide. Part of the caps will be from archives because the guy deleted his account before I could get proper caps

First blood is drawn
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And Bob dunks on Solid so hard that he deleted his account
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A literal no on mocks a female screen writer that Bob follows. The Lord of Lynn sends aide. Part of the caps will be from archives because the guy deleted his account before I could get proper caps

First blood is drawn
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How could she be so fragile?
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bob rolls up in his Toyota steed
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And Bob dunks on Solid so hard that he deleted his account
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Bob simping for Amazon's LOTR show is, I fear, a shadow of things to come.
 
Bob simping for Amazon's LOTR show is, I fear, a shadow of things to come.
I can only imagine the amount of cope that will come from this show failing. Maybe he will finally make his long threatened review of the LOTR trilogy to distract from the shit show that this shit show will be.
 
I don't know, the way he dismisses things is because he genuinely believes what Hollywood tells him. He thinks LA and NY are perfect utopias because that's what his movies tell him, same for why he thinks small towns can be safely wiped out without consequence. If you took him to the riots, he'd admit they're real, but just try to spin it so they're MAGA trash pretending to be BLM supporters.
Bob is an NPC par excellence - any data that does not conform to his programming is ignored or explained away in a manner that makes absolutely no logical sense but which he himself will accept as it allows him to maintain the narrative he's sticking with.
 
Bob is an NPC par excellence - any data that does not conform to his programming is ignored or explained away in a manner that makes absolutely no logical sense but which he himself will accept as it allows him to maintain the narrative he's sticking with.

He's Orwell's concept of doublethink in the flesh. A whooooole lot of flesh.
 
When it comes to LOTR, I guarantee Bob couldn't tell you which one was Frodo and which was Bilbo. I bet you he also thinks orcs are stand ins for black people, because it's very fashionable on Twitter to see a race of evil, blood-thirsty marauders and immediately think of black people
Even if you directly showed Blob Tolkein explaining that the Orcs are meant to be people that have been warped by terrible acts; Blobenstein would outright reject it, because it runs against everything he believes about the world.
 
I can only imagine the amount of cope that will come from this show failing. Maybe he will finally make his long threatened review of the LOTR trilogy to distract from the shit show that this shit show will be.
Christ he'll be trying to relate the new one back into the books, as if they were always of a piece and this is clearly what Tolkien was writing and imagining
He's Orwell's concept of doublethink in the flesh. A whooooole lot of flesh.
How many authors and philosophers have been warning us about Bob this whole time?
 
Even if you directly showed Blob Tolkein explaining that the Orcs are meant to be people that have been warped by terrible acts; Blobenstein would outright reject it, because it runs against everything he believes about the world.
If we follow @GuntPunt's theory that entertainment and social media are actively trying to shape people into having MovieBob-esque personalities, then he'd reject it because it would hit too close to home.
He's Orwell's concept of doublethink in the flesh. A whooooole lot of flesh.
I think he is/represents something far worse than that.
How many authors and philosophers have been warning us about Bob this whole time?
Think about the NPC-tier citizens in Bradburry's Fahrenheit 451 who's lives revolve around being mindlessly entertained while not caring or being oblivious to actual, serious issues. That's very Bob-like as well.

I've sperged in the past about Philip K Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and how for Dick the "androids" were a metaphor for people who lacked empathy and had extremely self-centered and pathological personalities - @glib and I had a small exchange on this thread comparing said androids to Bob and other "Consoomer" types that populate social media.

I don't know how much of all this is said writers correctly predicting and warning about the rise of Bob-like personalities in the future, and how much of it is that the modern convergence of social media and mass entertainment has allowed for such personalities to both emerge and have a very loud voice.
 
If we follow @GuntPunt's theory that entertainment and social media are actively trying to shape people into having MovieBob-esque personalities, then he'd reject it because it would hit too close to home.

I think he is/represents something far worse than that.

Think about the NPC-tier citizens in Bradburry's Fahrenheit 451 who's lives revolve around being mindlessly entertained while not caring or being oblivious to actual, serious issues. That's very Bob-like as well.

I've sperged in the past about Philip K Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and how for Dick the "androids" were a metaphor for people who lacked empathy and had extremely self-centered and pathological personalities - @glib and I had a small exchange on this thread comparing said androids to Bob and other "Consoomer" types that populate social media.

I don't know how much of all this is said writers correctly predicting and warning about the rise of Bob-like personalities in the future, and how much of it is that the modern convergence of social media and mass entertainment has allowed for such personalities to both emerge and have a very loud voice.
I have a few mutated quotes from relevant works i cherish close to the heart.

Two Minutes Hate varied from day to day, but there was none in
which Goldstein Trump/Putin was not the principal figure. He was the primal traitor,
the earliest defiler of the Party's purity. All subsequent crimes against
the Party, all treacheries, acts of sabotage, heresies, deviations,
sprang directly out of his teaching. Somewhere or other he was still
alive and hatching his conspiracies: perhaps somewhere beyond the sea,
under the protection of his foreign paymasters, perhaps even--so it was
occasionally rumoured--in some hiding-place in Oceania itself.
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...He remembered how Helmholtz had laughed at Romeo and Juliet. "Well then," he said, after a pause, "something new that's like Othello, and that they could understand."

"That's what we've all been wanting to write," said Helmholtz, breaking a long silence.

"And it's what you never will write," said the Controller Bob. "Because, if it were really like Othello nobody could understand it, however new it might be. And if were new, it couldn't possibly be like Othello."

"Why not?"

"Yes, why not?" Helmholtz repeated. He too was forgetting the unpleasant realities of the situation. Green with anxiety and apprehension, only Bernard remembered them; the others ignored him. "Why not?"

"Because our world is not the same as Othello's world. You can't make flivvers without steel–and you can't make tragedies without social instability. The world's stable now. People are happy; they get what they want, and they never want what they can't get. They're well off; they're safe; they're never ill; they're not afraid of death; they're blissfully ignorant of passion and old age; they're plagued with no mothers or fathers; they've got no wives, or children, or lovers to feel strongly about; they're so conditioned that they practically can't help behaving as they ought to behave. And if anything should go wrong, there's soma. Which you go and chuck out of the window in the name of liberty, Mr. Savage. Liberty!" He laughed. "Expecting Deltas to know what liberty is! And now expecting them to understand Othello! My good boy!"

Brave New World
 
It doesn't take a genius to realize that pulling the rug out from under people on a societal scale is likely to have negative repercussions on their mental well-being. And no, Bobby, this goes far beyond "Karen can't go to Applebee's, abloobloobloo." The incessant fearmongering over the deadly superplague, the shutdown of many recreational venues that help relieve stress, the isolation of lockdowns, the social distancing, the masks as constant reminders of the very serious pandemic, kids being shut off from their friends and unable to socialize at school, churches forced to stop meeting in person, practically every real-world social network killed off, businesses destroyed, financial stress...yeah, no wonder people got depressed and turned to the bottle to dull the pain.

And all over a virus that had a minuscule chance of doing any serious harm to you, let alone kill you.

Meanwhile, smoothbrain Bob seems to believe that the solution to depression is "just stop being sad lol." This, coming from the guy that continues to have decades of unresolved mental issues. Any sort of nuance to public health policy is thrown out the window with the lardass, because why do you want to kill people?!

I swear, it's honestly impressive that one man can be so wrong on so many levels.
I'm more wondering why we should care if Karen who "can't go to Applebee's" is dead from COVID. If she lived in a Red State, or worse was a Trump voter, or worse was an anti-vaxxer, shouldn't it be a good thing that she's dead from COVID or anything else? That's one less Believer to oppress the Thinkers like Bob. One less Believer standing in the way of the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Shouldn't Bob be praising The Science of Natural Selection eliminating people like Karen who can't go to Applebee's? Yet when offered the chance (by his own set of facts where those who brave the outside world will die from COVID) that more of them will die thanks to not locking down the entire planet indefinitely Bob rages rather than celebrates. All the while he and the troons and Arthur Chus he cares about are all vaccinated and boostered and keep locked down indefinitely anyway. He'd prefer to keep these Karens who can't go to Applebee's all around for the 2022 elections and 2024 elections and risk putting Trump back in power? I thought Bob was a Man of Science and a Thinker who didn't get swayed by emotional arguments and simply did what Progress demands and now he wants to short-circuit National Selection to keep Obsolescents alive?
 
I'm more wondering why we should care if Karen who "can't go to Applebee's" is dead from COVID. If she lived in a Red State, or worse was a Trump voter, or worse was an anti-vaxxer, shouldn't it be a good thing that she's dead from COVID or anything else? That's one less Believer to oppress the Thinkers like Bob. One less Believer standing in the way of the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Shouldn't Bob be praising The Science of Natural Selection eliminating people like Karen who can't go to Applebee's? Yet when offered the chance (by his own set of facts where those who brave the outside world will die from COVID) that more of them will die thanks to not locking down the entire planet indefinitely Bob rages rather than celebrates. All the while he and the troons and Arthur Chus he cares about are all vaccinated and boostered and keep locked down indefinitely anyway. He'd prefer to keep these Karens who can't go to Applebee's all around for the 2022 elections and 2024 elections and risk putting Trump back in power? I thought Bob was a Man of Science and a Thinker who didn't get swayed by emotional arguments and simply did what Progress demands and now he wants to short-circuit National Selection to keep Obsolescents alive?
Because, for whatever reason, Bob seems to think that if everyone would have just shut up and done as they were told, no matter how impractical those demands may have been, then we would have beaten the coof in two weeks and life could have gone back to normal just like that, likely pointing to China's "success" as proof of this claim. But Karen just had to have her Applebee's, so everyone else had to keep Doing the Right Thing and Trusting the Science for years now. Never mind China's obviously been doctoring their numbers since day 1, never mind the countless issues that lockdowns have caused and are continuing to cause, you need to shut up about your freedumbs and obey your betters!

Basically, Bob doesn't care that the Mayo Ghouls' decision to not worry so much about a mild respiratory virus could make them more likely to catch the coof and die. He's definitely applauding that whenever it happens; hell, he probably frequents the r/HermanCainAward subreddit like the sick fuck he is. No, the only reason Bob cares is because anyone who catches it and passes it on to someone else, no matter if they be Thinker or Believer, could be a link in the chain that ends up with him getting the dreaded coof. And since he's been told to live in fear of a disease with a vanishingly small chance of serious complications (though those fears are not entirely unfounded, given his poor health), he'll continue to screech at everyone who doesn't care about the fucking coof anymore about how they're trying to kill him.

Y'know how high levels of stress and anxiety are detrimental to one's health? Something tells me Bob's not doing his lifespan any favors. Can't say I care.
 
It's extra funny because when he made that list of everything he's SACRIFICED to the Trump Pandemic like meeting others in his "business" or seeing "friends" at a bar are things literally all of the Blue States have officially allowed for over a year and everyone in the Boston metro has probably been doing for longer. It's literal shut ins like Bob and Chu and Luke and the rest who are screaming about how taking masks off kids in schools will kill Karen who can't go to Applebee's who has been going to Applebee's for over a year especially after she got vaccinated while they tweet impotently into the void about how the world needs to listen to them and shut down indefinitely or everyone will die.

Reality has yet again rejected Bob and he will never get over it.
 
Biden started some White House cleaning, presumably to make way for more shemales.
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More proof of the non-existence of Cancel Culture. Archive of article.
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Terf = lesbian who refuses to fuck straight men:
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Doomscrolling Twitter makes Bobby feels certain he is on The Right Side of History:
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That affirmative-action sheboon still cannot explain why she sentenced a child pornographer three mere months.

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Someone in academia hire this redskin.

Speaking of redskins.
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Bobby wants Putin assassinated, because No Bad Tactics.
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Bobby is very funny.
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Video

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Falun Gong has some problematic connections:
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Who ever said Falun Gong is "leftist"?

Bobby talks about jerbs.
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Nic Cage defends MCU against Coppola . Bobby sheds tears of joy.
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I swear Bobby's tweets yesterday are less comprehensible than usual.

Trash:
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Star Wars.
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Space transphobia:
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Random Rowling Rant:
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Tim Stoltzfus links to a Really That Good video.

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TV promises Bobby an organismic handjob: shows about how jerk jock tech dudebros fail.
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Bobby fantasizes Snow White's Step-MILF mom:
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274,802 tweets, dear god in heaven. That to me is the most damning indictment of what kind of person Bob Chipman is. The 0 IQ hot takes no one on earth asks for, the mindless consumer whoring, the tranny thirsting, those are all utterly pathetic. I think it's far worse that Bob can do something 25,000 times a year and somehow never get any better at it, not even accidentally.

He lards up his shitty hot takes with tortured euphamisms. Why say "god" when you could say "invisible bearded Judeo-Christian sky wizard?" A lot of people go through an edgy phase where they discover they can use euphamisms to sound oh so clever and show off their cynicism at the same time. We probably all knew some kid who unironically referred to human beings as "psychotic naked apes." The key words there are "some kid." Most people grow out of that by like 18, but not Bob.

He stretches out simple sentences to incomprehensibility with parentheticals, because god forbid he leave some of his brilliant ideas unsaid.

He censors swear words. We all self-censor sometimes. You probably try not to drop the nigger word in front of your grandma and her friends, so when you feel it about to slip out, you bite your tongue and call them "urban youths" instead. You probably don't do it in writing because you're smart enough to figure out how the backspace key works. When you're writing, you have more than enough time to go back and replace the swear word you don't want to say with another word, or just remove it entirely. Bob is too fucking stupid to find another word for "bullshit" or rephrase a sentence so it doesn't need the word at all, so half his tweets look like g-d d-mn morse f----ing code.

He puts hyphens after adverbs, like "Bob is a very-fat Masshole with badly-managed anger issues, and I would certainly-never have sex with him." This is something most people learn to stop doing in grade school, unless they're illiterate urban youths.

He abuses the thesaurus. We all know this. It's in the thread title. Most people use a thesaurus because they think there might be a more succint way to say something like, "clever, witty, well-spoken, worldly, and fashionable." Oh, this word "cosmopolitan" is kinda what I need, okay. Or because they want another way to say something, so they don't use the same word multiple sentences in a row. Bob does it because, like a child, he thinks obscure words make him sound smarter.

He clogs up his sentences with oblique references to references of references. Farmers have been analyzing his tweets for years, and sometimes even they can't figure out what the fuck he's talking about when he says shit like, "He looks like a Paul Verhoeven extra vis a vis Todd Browning just discovered Manicheism." It doesn't make you clever if you've gone over everyone's heads with a reference, it makes you a fucking moron who can't communicate his ideas in a way that people can understand them.

I had to read Stephen Hawking's Brief History of Time in school. It's tempting to think Hawking was overrated and not as smart as everyone made him out to be, but then you read his book and realize how brilliant he was. It's not the subject matter, it's that he was able to explain something as complicated as quantum physics in clear, simple English at a level any layman could understand. That takes an intellect deep enough to understand not only the subject matter but also how other people might understand it. Bob is the exact opposite of that. He can take the simplest statement about how Iowa is a Luddite dystopia and make it nearly impossible to understand.

These are all things most people learn to stop doing as children after writing a mere fraction of the volume of bullshit Bob is writing in his 40s.

It takes a special kind of stupid to remain that bad at something you do so unbelievably goddamn much. Bob is to writing what DSP is to video games, holy shit.
 
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