Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Corpun]

Anyone have an idea what all the things Phil suffers from are? Like from a medical angle.

All I can list are gout, nearsightedness or some other eye impairment, alcoholism, obesity, possibly pre-diabetes, muscular atropht, and low T.

Is there anything I am missing

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Anyone have an idea what all the things Phil suffers from are? Like from a medical angle.

All I can list are gout, nearsightedness or some other eye impairment, alcoholism, obesity, possibly pre-diabetes, muscular atropht, and low T.

Is there anything I am missing

There was an unfiltered pic of philburt, legit looks like the beginning of jaundice. And possibly liver failure.

 

[UncleTusky]

Anyone have an idea what all the things Phil suffers from are? Like from a medical angle.

All I can list are gout, nearsightedness or some other eye impairment, alcoholism, obesity, possibly pre-diabetes, muscular atropht, and low T.

Is there anything I am missing

Adding a few more to your list: If you take Phil at his word he has a back injury, had burns to his face, heartburn/acid reflux, and chronic ear infections. The back injury is a "maybe" because he walks/waddles funny but his explanations of how it happened are mutually incompatible, the burns are obvious BS and the ear infections may be BS because he leaks showed he never saw a doctor for them but heartburn is credible. I suspect he may have vitamin/nutrient deficiencies as well due to his fast-food diet and lack of Vitamin D from being a shutin. He also has weird twitches/tremors in his face, no idea what causes those but a stroke is one possibility. If you want to be petty and twist the knife you could add balding to the list. It's not really an illness but it can be treated by doctors and Phil gets absurdly defensive when people point out his bald spots. Only in the Pigverse could going bald be more of a concern than a possible stroke before age 40.

If we expand the diagnoses to the mental health front he likely has autism, NPD, and paranoia and may have an anxiety disorder. He denies these but has claimed to have depression and to have been put on multiple psych meds in high school because he was stalking a girl.

Edit:

There was an unfiltered pic of philburt, legit looks like the beginning of jaundice. And possibly liver failure.

Jaundice refers to yellow skin, in the recent unfiltered photo from the main thread he looked pale as a ghost:

Edit x2: added more sperging.

 

[Corpun]

There was an unfiltered pic of philburt, legit looks like the beginning of jaundice. And possibly liver failure.

If you take Phil at his word he has a back injury, had burns to his face, heartburn/acid reflux, . The back injury is a "maybe" because he has given multiple, mutually incompatible explanations of how it happened and the burns are obvious BS but heartburn is credible.

If we expand the diagnoses to the mental health front he likely has autism, NPD, and paranoia and may have an anxiety disorder. He denies these but has claimed to have depression.

Thanks. Phil will never get himself checked on though because he will complain about wait times or doctors having schedules for shit, they can't just see him on a whim.

I swear the only way he will get a physical is if he strokes out and some doctors look at him and wonder how the fuck he has been living this long.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Adding a few more to your list: If you take Phil at his word he has a back injury, had burns to his face, heartburn/acid reflux, and chronic ear infections. The back injury is a "maybe" because he has given multiple, mutually incompatible explanations of how it happened, the burns are obvious BS and the ear infections may be BS because he leaks showed he never saw a doctor for them but heartburn is credible. I suspect he may have vitamin/nutrient deficiencies as well due to his fast-food diet and lack of Vitamin D from being a shutin.

If we expand the diagnoses to the mental health front he likely has autism, NPD, and paranoia and may have an anxiety disorder. He denies these but has claimed to have depression and to have been put on multiple psych meds in high school because he was stalking a girl.


Jaundice refers to yellow skin, in the recent unfiltered photo from the main thread he looked pale as a ghost:

It's the beginning of it, look more closely, jaundice starts off just like that, then gets progressively more yellow hue. Trust me I'm an rn, ive had alcholic pts before. Or it could be a huge vitamin d deficit. Really doubt he takes vitamin supplements.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Anyone have an idea what all the things Phil suffers from are? Like from a medical angle.

All I can list are gout, nearsightedness or some other eye impairment, alcoholism, obesity, possibly pre-diabetes, muscular atropht, and low T.

Is there anything I am missing

Phil claimed that for several months during the last half of 2017 he was having 'chest pains' and they "just went away on their own so no biggy."

Phil has also self-diagnosed himself with 'high blood pressure' regarding that as well.

During one of the two Phil & Kathy IRL streams Kathy said she has panic attacks and "it sucks, you really feel like you're going to die," and Phil chimed in that he also has 'panic attacks' and related a story about the one time he had one, which was actually just him being afraid for his life because of what a shitty driver he is, and claims that he has 'highway related driving anxiety'.

Phil has brushed the 'enamel layer' off his teeth exposing the sensitive dentin layer. Dentin looks slightly yellowish. This is why Phil makes those angry faces when he eats. For a long time Phil would drink acidic beverages like carbonated energy drinks etc. and he would immediately go vigorously brush his teeth to "brush the sugar off of them", he also immediately brushes his teeth after eating dinner.
The acids in our food and drinks soften the enamel layer on our teeth and if you brush within a half-hour of eating or drinking acidic things the enamel layer is soft enough that you can remove material from it by brushing.
After several years of this brushing behavior Phil talked about how his "teeth fucking HURT" when he would drink soda/energy drinks and had to stop drinking them.
Many people don't want to believe that Phil brushes his teeth, but it is actually something Phil has schedule autism about. Phil thinks he is in "the best dental health of my life" due to his brushing autism, but actually his brushing immediately after dinner and after drinking acidic beverages is what really fucked his teeth so they are in pain a lot.

Phil also still has all four of his 'Wisdom Teeth'. They never erupted above his gum line, meaning they are all likely impacted. Phil says that every 6 months or so they will hurt for several days and then will "go away on it's own". Phil just puts Orajel on them until they stop hurting.

Phil also says he has 'weak lungs' from growing up with his mom chain smoking around him from birth.

This kind of stuff has been gone over and documented in the Dr Phil thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dr-phil.41031/

The Phil's Weird body thread kind of supplanted it, but mostly this thread is more for pointing and laughing at the circus freak than for documenting his medical claims/history and med spurging, so it works.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's the beginning of it, look more closely, jaundice starts off just like that, then gets progressively more yellow hue. Trust me I'm an rn, ive had alcholic pts before. Or it could be a huge vitamin d deficit. Really doubt he takes vitamin supplements.

Phil does take vit D supplements in the form of gummy bears iirc.

 

[Corpun]

Phil has brushed the 'enamel layer' off his teeth exposing the sensitive dentin layer. Dentin looks slightly yellowish. This is why Phil makes those angry faces when he eats.

I remember hearing him say this somewhere, I swear it was clipped on some tractor channel.

Many people don't want to believe that Phil brushes his teeth, but it is actually something Phil has schedule autism about. Phil thinks he is in "the best dental health of my life" due to his brushing autism, but actually his brushing immediately after dinner and after drinking acidic beverages is what really fucked his teeth so they are in pain a lot.

Which is odd because he has gone back and forth on that. A few years back he said he only brushed when he was going out. Every now and then though he will randomly bring up brushing teeth, which makes me wonder if he saw tractors making fun of his dental hygiene in general and started saying he does to try and make it stop.

Considering how thin skinned he is though it wouldn't surprise me if he does brush his teeth religiously after every snack.

Phil also says he has 'weak lungs' from growing up with his mom chain smoking around him from birth.

Damn no wonder he is fucked up. Probably inhaled smoke in the womb.

Phil does take vit D supplements in the form of gummy bears iirc.

Is it bad Phil is such a tism I actually believe this without any proof?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil has brushed the 'enamel layer' off his teeth exposing the sensitive dentin layer. Dentin looks slightly yellowish.

THAT is why they look like that? Whoa... I just assumed they were stained. He's so lazy he doesn't bathe more than twice a week, so it seemed logical to conclude he didn't brush enough. Plus, he hides them, which suggests shame about them being stained, not really concern about giving the wrong impression. Again, we're talking about Phil here, if he had any thoughts about giving people the wrong idea, we wouldn't be here.

Thanks for the clarification.

Phil also still has all four of his 'Wisdom Teeth'. They never erupted above his gum line, meaning they are all likely impacted. Phil says that every 6 months or so they will hurt for several days and then will "go away on it's own". Phil just puts Orajel on them until they stop hurting.

This is one of those things normal people could say that wouldn't suggest anything about them, but Phil can't, because of nearly everything else we know about him. He puts Orajel on everything from his gums, to his image problems, to his fucking taxes.

 

[Corpun]

THAT is why they look like that? Whoa... I just assumed they were stained. He's so lazy he doesn't bathe more than twice a week, so it seemed logical to conclude he didn't brush enough. Plus, he hides them, which suggests shame about them being stained, not really concern about giving the wrong impression. Again, we're talking about Phil here, if he had any thoughts about giving people the wrong idea, we wouldn't be here.

Thanks for the clarification.

I thought the same. Maybe too yellow is bad or something. I should pay attention to my dentist more often next check up, I wonder why they whiten them though now.

 

[Dona Morte]

Big ups to Shinko the KING of pauses.

 

[Corpun]

If it werent for the balloons I would assume this blob was 60.

 

[LolCowCentral]

It's incredible how he admits he looks like shit and needs to filter the camera to add more pink yet does nothing in real life to fix his actual issues (i.e get some sun, exercise, diet, cut back on drinking)

 

[Sup3r]

It's incredible how he admits he looks like shit and needs to filter the camera to add more pink yet does nothing in real life to fix his actual issues (i.e get some sun, exercise, diet, cut back on drinking)

Because it would require effort and basic cleaning of his condo gets his adrenaline going. He's going to be as lazy as possible until he can no longer hide from it any longer.

 

[Corpun]

It's incredible how he admits he looks like shit and needs to filter the camera to add more pink yet does nothing in real life to fix his actual issues (i.e get some sun, exercise, diet, cut back on drinking)

You really expect the Pigroach to do anything more the minimal effort? If he could get money for just turning the camera on and snoozing all day he would do that.

Posted these on the main thread, this one is a lean in snort attempt with no snort. Bugged nasal mechanics I guess.

Here is some droopy stroke face to enjoy.

 

[豚蜚蠊]

Phil, if there's one thing you should cut out of your life, it's that you need to stop drinking so much alcohol. Alcohol is poison, it really cannot be overstated how bad it is for you, especially at the quantities that I suspect you drink it at. The long term consequences of alcoholism are absolutely devastating to a person's quality of life.


1. It causes persistent mood changes via changes to the brain structure, like anxiety and irritability.
2. It causes problems with memory and concentration, and causes brain shrinkage.

3. It causes insomnia and other sleep concerns.
4. It causes chronic dehydration, which makes your face and belly bloat and changes the pH balance of your saliva. Bacteria thrive in low pH environments, which leads to tooth decay and bad breath.
5. Alcohol consumption decreases testosterone and promotes estrogen production. This is part of why you have such a huge belly and mantits.
6. It causes your hair to become dry, brittle and thin.
7. Alcohol is high in calories but low in nutrients, so you may have a nutrient deficiency.
8. It causes problems in your digestive tract, which can lead to gas, bloating, diarrhea, ulcers or hemorrhoids.
9. Problems in the bedroom. (Phil, we know you didn't fuck Leanna. Was it ED?)

It causes problems for your liver and pancreas and in your circulatory system (remember when detractors brought up your Frank's Sign, Phil?), which can cause the following diseases:
Diabetes, high blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, stroke, heart attack, heart failure, liver disease, pancreatitis.


Who am I kidding though, Phil is probably more likely to keep drinking just out of spite if he reads this.

 

[Tumbo]

Can anyone say for certain that he's an alcoholic I definitely suspect he is however I'm not sure how much implicit confirmation he's given and he obviously lies and hides shit so who really knows.

 

[RandyFries]

Can anyone say for certain that he's an alcoholic I definitely suspect he is however I'm not sure how much implicit confirmation he's given and he obviously lies and hides shit so who really knows.

You know those days when his “post nasal drip” is especially bad? It’s from drinking to much the nite before. You can tell just by looking at him that he’s exhausted all day long from drinking all nite.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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If it werent for the balloons I would assume this blob was 60.

Is his ass wet? Did he shart?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's incredible how he admits he looks like shit and needs to filter the camera to add more pink yet does nothing in real life to fix his actual issues (i.e get some sun, exercise, diet, cut back on drinking)

If he just took a half an hour walk waddle outside at least once a day we'd see massive improvements just a month later, that's how much he's hit rock bottom in terms of how he takes care of himself.