Phil, if there's one thing you should cut out of your life, it's that you need to stop drinking so much alcohol. Alcohol is poison, it really cannot be overstated how bad it is for you, especially at the quantities that I suspect you drink it at. The long term consequences of alcoholism are absolutely devastating to a person's quality of life.
1. It causes persistent mood changes via changes to the brain structure, like anxiety and irritability.
2. It causes problems with memory and concentration, and causes brain shrinkage.

3. It causes insomnia and other sleep concerns.
4. It causes chronic dehydration, which makes your face and belly bloat and changes the pH balance of your saliva. Bacteria thrive in low pH environments, which leads to tooth decay and bad breath.
5. Alcohol consumption decreases testosterone and promotes estrogen production. This is part of why you have such a huge belly and mantits.
6. It causes your hair to become dry, brittle and thin.
7. Alcohol is high in calories but low in nutrients, so you may have a nutrient deficiency.
8. It causes problems in your digestive tract, which can lead to gas, bloating, diarrhea, ulcers or hemorrhoids.
9. Problems in the bedroom. (Phil, we know you didn't fuck Leanna. Was it ED?)
It causes problems for your liver and pancreas and in your circulatory system (remember when detractors brought up your Frank's Sign, Phil?), which can cause the following diseases:
Diabetes, high blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, stroke, heart attack, heart failure, liver disease, pancreatitis.
Who am I kidding though, Phil is probably more likely to keep drinking just out of spite if he reads this.