Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

"I can't even get blackout drunk on my birthday without being told, 'you're not good enough.' That's what it feels like." - actual Cobra quote

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

holy fuckin shit, this is especially pathetic, even for Josh

"i don't judge my dad for the way he celebrates his birthday, so why you gotta judge me"

 

[TurdFondler]

"I can't even get blackout drunk on my birthday without being told, 'you're not good enough.'

This is the hellscape of modern America, where a buff goth dude can't even enjoy himself because The Man has a stick up his ass and demands conformity

 

[crying and shidding]

"Would it kill my dad to be like 'oh hey my son did it, he's the legendary KingCobraJFS' obviously it would because otherwise he would do it"
what I wouldn't give to live inside that rotting brain for a day.

 

[Bogliacci]

Lmfao, "I can celebrate the evening without being told Im too drunk or too retarded?"

Dude, he's equating being told he's too drunk with being told he's retarded

 

[chimpSculpture]

I love my dad and all, buuuuuuut.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

This is a fuckin' sad pathetic pity party by anyone's standards.

His phone beeping is driving me nuts too

 

[McWeaeselton]

"I can't even get blackout drunk on my birthday without being told, 'you're not good enough.' That's what it feels like." - actual Cobra quote

Can't believe Clint doesn't even appreciate he's a youtube famous goth rockstar bad boy who's doing good and smells good. It's not a lot to ask.

 

[Bogliacci]

Youtube has REALLY gone to his rotten little peanut brain. Insane how much pride he has in his shitty little channel.

 

[Generic Retard]

"I'm not even that drunk DUDE!" - King Cobra JFS, not being able to keep his eyes open

 

[W00K #17]

Glad he woke up. I was pretty sure he was going to fucking die. I don't want Cobes to die!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

" We could have gone out as a family and had some food, but it didn't happen like that. My dad showed up at my apartment and said I'm too drunk. But I was like, this is supposed to be my birthday.... it's sad dude. My dad doesn't wanna celebrate my birthday with me."

This motherfucker is delusional to the extreme.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Real depressing stream. Might be his last.

 

[Christ4President2024]

praying for cobra, he needs a 30 day detox

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Real depressing stream. Might be his last.

I feel that lower lows can still be achieved. This is some sad shit though, as funny as it is

 

[LemmeSee]

praying for cobra, he needs a 30 day detox

Overdosing and an early grave is the rockstar lifestyle tmdwu

 

[crying and shidding]

"I wasn't even that drunk dood, just a little buzzed"
~two hours prior~

 

[TurdFondler]

"All he had to say was Yes son, I'll take you out for your birthday. It doesn't matter how drunk you are, we'll make this work."

And him threatening "you want to see too drunk??"

 

[mars]

Clint's been trying to call him for like 5 minutes straight and he's too drunk to notice. Wonder if we're going to get a visit on stream.

 

[Beez Nutz]

fuck suicide, toobz. I hope our boy makes his next birthday