Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

"I didn't even drink that much."

Josh you drank an entire bottle of vodka in an hour.

 

[crying and shidding]

Clint's been trying to call him for like 5 minutes straight and he's too drunk to notice. Wonder if we're going to get a visit on stream.

I've been a very good boy this year so far, maybe Christmas will come early. I'd love a live Clintfrontation with a very drunk Cobra.

 

[Generic Retard]

Clint's been trying to call him for like 5 minutes straight and he's too drunk to notice. Wonder if we're going to get a visit on stream.

Clint not wanting Cobes to die in his alcohol induced coma = bad dad TWU

 

[chimpSculpture]

His room getting darker as the stream continues is really fitting.

 

[Clint's Burden]

"My dad doesn't want me drunk in public, embarrassing the Saunders name."

I don't think he's worried about that. I think he's kinda long past worrying about that, he just accepts that now.

 

[Generic Retard]

Getting real dark.
Talking about rather drinking himself to death.
inb4 welfare check

 

[Bogliacci]

This is so fucked up man, you can't even be a degenerate, violent alcoholic without your family hating you and wanting you to sober up for a night before they take you to a restaraunt!

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Too drunk for birthday dinner at Olive Garden with homedad clint. TMDNWU toobz.

 

[charlesdickens]

Probably the biggest event we'll get this year. He might crack 1,000 live.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I don't wanna fuckin' concern troll or anything, but it might be worth putting your foot down if your mentally retarded adult son says "I'm basically drinking myself to death" and he prefers that.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Nearly 900 viewers live and climbing, how many does he usually get? 200-400 viewers?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

like @TurdFondler said, this whole birthday drunk saga is like "Microsoft alcoholic family member simulator". This is some of the rawest and most interesting shit Josh has done since he beat down Warlord

 

[Bixby Snyder]

"When I was a kid talking about the cobra demon, my dad would look at me like a crazy asshole. taking me to psychologists and shit..."

 

[Mr Sister]

He's ranting about how his dad doesn't even believe he has magic powers

 

[crying and shidding]

He's ranting about how his dad doesn't even believe he has magic powers

and how he used to get drunk and fuck college sluts. ultra based clint

 

[Clint's Burden]

He's giving us some interesting details tonight.

Clint took him to psychiatrists when he was young because he believed he had magic powers and called him psychotic. I knew people thought he was weird with his Cobra shit but I didn't know that he took him to head doctors when he was a younger lad.

Sometimes when he gets like this, he opens up like how he used to and shares these details. Probably my favorite thing.

 

[charlesdickens]

I'm not paying for my SON to get DRUNK and FUCK college SLUTS!

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes jealous Clint didn't have a 4-6+ year dryspell

 

[W00K #17]

Is this just booze or was dude popping bars earlier or something?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jesus. He’s having a colossal meltdown and his phone is buzzing in the background. Group home saga incoming.