Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Aidan]

Crimea, but you know it.

That's cheating.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Shooting someone in the leg...

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Honestly, looking at that I'm amazed anyone can survive being shot period, let alone multiple times.

 

[Wy4M]

Military situation in Ukraine:

• The fighting continues in the villages of Maryinka, Novomikhailovka and Novobakhmutovka, Verkhnetoretsky;
• Russian Kalibr missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv;
• DPR representative claimed that Ukrainian nationalists were driven out of residential areas in Mariupol and were blocked on the territory of the Azovstal plant;
• Russian missiles hit the AFU military facilities near Mykolaiv;
• Russian forces took control over the city of Slavutich;
• First Russian humanitarian convoy entered the town of Izyum;
• Russian air defence forces intercepted Ukrainian reconnaissance UAV over Sevastopol;
• A Ukrainian Mi-24 helicopter was shot down by Russian air defense over the settlement of Staraya Basan;
• Three Ukrainian unmanned aerial vehicles were destroyed over Balakleya, Kiev, Chernihiv.

source: https://southfront.org/military-situation-in-ukraine-on-march-26-2022-map-update/

https://archive.ph/Ev1dR

War in Ukraine day 31:
After the first month of Russian military operations in Ukraine left, their second stage began. The Russian military claimed the main military goal to be the complete liberation of the DPR and the LPR territories from the AFU grouping. In order to fulfill this task, the joint Russian, DPR and LPR troops continue their offensive on the Donbass front lines, and the Russian cruise missiles are targeting the AFU military facilities all around Ukraine in order to disrupt the Ukrainian military supplies to the front lines.

Moar: https://southfront.org/war-in-ukraine-day-31/

https://archive.ph/g1BfJ

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Their own leaders kneecap them just as much half of the time. It's the downside of a culture that favors a strong, authoritarian leader. Sometimes it works out really well, but just as often you end up with a dogshit leader.

Russian historiography tends to consider anyone who doesn't stomp on them just a little bit to be a pussy, see to some extent Kruschev, Alexander II who's only supporters are tsarist LARPers and famed Pizza Hut salesman Gorbachev.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

The nightly news, NBC, that bright light of amazing on top of everything nonsense, ran stories tonight about how they also ran stories about Ukraine beating the living the hell out of Russia previously....but also, Ukraine is losing. Wrap your head around that. The producers of that shit network are literally shifting around like Autistic fucks with no idea of what is going on. Hellllllo Reddit and to a tiny lesser extent, ZEE Farms.

It's really uncanny. They can't fucking stop sperging about anything. But hey, more free immigration to the United States. Good news is, Ukraine isn't letting men out of the country. Might balance out those hundred thousand Afghanis. But I doubt it.

 

[White_N]

With the fucking music over the top I feel like I should be asking track id not patch id. This is a weird war

I'm not sure if you actually were interested in track, but here you go.

>Still haven't taken down a lot of them
>Casualties aren't as high as NATO is claiming
Just from openly visible equipment losses, the Russians have lost a fuckload of equipment. 300 tanks, baseline, which is between 10 to 15% of their invasion force, and the most numerous losses comes from their newest stock. That's bad. Really really bad. Russia's casualty estimates are absolute total bullshit, including claiming more drones shot down and more tanks destroyed than Ukraine has in inventory. Ukrainian claims are exaggerated, sure, but the Russian MoD's lying its ass off constantly.

Eat your hat.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Their military that have been mythicised for decades have been ridiculed in the global stage, no one will fear them militarily anymore. The only thing they have left are nukes, but everyone knew you can't use it unless you want to paint a massive target on your back, so one would actually entertain their threat. Even China is most likey going to surpass them as the PLA reform themselves

That's literally what Hitler thought before he invaded the USSR.

Come on you dumb fuck Russians, we all know the best way to get drunk if you don't have booze is to drink turpentine. I know you vodka monkeys have never had a good navy but you think you would have learned this throughout the years.

This was in Irkutsk, a large city in Siberia. Because of Putin's vodka taxes (EVIL), the urban Russians have been cut off from their supply of cheap vodka and many do not have access to samogon (good stuff) that rural Russians drink. Therefore, they drink hand sanitizer and lotion which is sold in vending machines in small bottles that resemble vodka bottles, marketing specifically at the urban Russian audience.

 

[khaine]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7079225547082976513

 

[White_N]

They're like orcs with a sense of humor.

Kadyrov provides more dakka, for big fighting with hummies

 

[Shittus Maximus]

Russia is basically the RPG character with an 8/10 in every stat but a 1 in luck. They're scarily potent and would probably have ruled the world if the Germans and Anglos didn't kneecap them so much.

Russia has been a master of defensive warfare and has done good in certain times of pouncing on countries at their weakest. Their problem is that throughout history their leadership has sucked ass and has adopted their ancient relatives the Byzantines idea of if another person is too popular they have to go.

 

[just a banana]

they're having a Very Constructive Conversation on Twitter about how to redesign a more satisfactory Russia after
The Regime Change, which of course won't be enough

 

[White_N]

I guess all the bombed out buildings and dead children/retirees is fake footage. All the civilian death statistics are fake, or somehow Ukraine's fault despite Russia shelling the same evacuation routes you mentioned after promising they were safe. No no, you see it's the Ukrainians trying to get their own people killed for propaganda! That's the Occam's Razor solution to this problem. The bloodthirsty Ukrainian psychopaths are just killing everyone! Their own people, the Russians. Just evil, evil monsters!

Hahaha! I need my safe-space on KF!

Imagine sympathizing with soldiers who kill civilians. I don't care what some piece of paper says about what is and isn't fair in war. If they are killing civilians, they don't deserve mercy.

1) DO NOT ALLOW CIVILIAN EVACUATIONS FROM CITIES.

2) Take up artillery positions in homes, schools, and hospitals.

3)Get hit by artillery back

4) Civilians are killed in a shootout.

5)???

6)Profit

But how could ̶U̶k̶r̶a̶n̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ Russhians do that?

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Russia after The Regime Change, which of course won't be enough

We'll only lift sanctions if Putin transitions.

U̶k̶r̶a̶n̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ Russhians

Whats the difference?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

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Video posted to 4chan of our brave and noble Ukrainian allies shooting POWs in the knee while already in custody. First portion is all talking to wounded guys, skip to 2:30 if you want to see the shooting.

It really is a bold strategy when you are losing, Infuriate the enemy and commit heinous war crimes against them when you will soon be at the mercy of them. Brilliant. Kudos to these guys for making me think that ukies are just niggers. It’s also really cowardly, tie guys up and shoot them in the leg but Russians are the war criminals, Biden said so!!!! Fuck these scumbag faggots and fuck anyone who supports them. It’ll be all fun and games until a Chechen chops off your head. Have fun with that azov fags.

 

[Titos]

they're having a Very Constructive Conversation on Twitter about how to redesign a more satisfactory Russia after
The Regime Change, which of course won't be enough
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For some reason I thought that bitch was a member of Pussy Riot, one of the consequences of slav names all looking the same. Turns out she's some "journalist". Putin, do your fuckin job as the so called based leader and kill both the members of Pussy Riot and this dumb twat. If Hillary can kill journalists and frame it as a suicide surely you can too. You really gonna get upstaged by that frumpy ugly bitch Hillary? I'll give you a few extra bananas for the scalps of FEMEN members too.

 

[just a banana]

from Mariupol

https://twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1508014319291748354

 

[kuuu]

Whats the difference?

Not sure if you want a serious answer but here you go:
Century of shit being poured in their ears about how they are a totally different nation historically, culturally and genetically from Russians while being much closely tied to yuros. The perfect anti-russians.

I personally do not deny them being a separate nation. Just like belorussians. I deny them being an alien nation to Russians.

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Everyone east of Germany is russian.

Soon

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el oh el

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Not sure if you want a serious answer but here you go:
Century of shit being poured in their ears

Everyone south of the US border is mexican. Everyone east of Germany is russian.

 

[Titos]

from Mariupol

https://twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1508014319291748354

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>Slavs fighting over a waste heap
A fitting analogy for every slavic territorial war. You're fighting over some shitty swamp nobody with a brain would actually want to live in. Sorry you fags got a bad spawn position, it happens to the best of us.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

1) DO NOT ALLOW CIVILIAN EVACUATIONS FROM CITIES.

2) Take up artillery positions in homes, schools, and hospitals.

3)Get hit by artillery back

4) Civilians are killed in a shootout.

5)???

6)Profit

But how could ̶U̶k̶r̶a̶n̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ Russhians do that?

I mean it worked for Hamas!

It really is a bold strategy when you are losing, Infuriate the enemy and commit heinous war crimes against them when who you will soon be at the mercy of them. Brilliant. Kudos to the guys for making me think that ukies are just niggers. It’s also really cowardly, tie guys up and shoot them in the leg but Russians are the war criminals, Biden said so!!!! Fuck these scumbag faggots and fuck anyone who supports them. It’ll be all fun and games until a Chechen chops off your head. Have fun with that azov fags.

>tfw the biggest massacre of Nazis since WWII is about to occur but Antifa will be crying for the dead Nazis

The sad part is that their last stand is going to be celebrated like crazy as some sort of heroic badass moment even though they're basically doing the same murderous bullshit to their own people that the OG Nazis did in 1945. It's pretty sad, like if I'm going to cheer for Nazis making a final stand, I'd rather cheer for some of the shit the original Nazis did, not a bunch of faggy Slavoid larpers. At least the Stalinist Soviet Union was doing far worse things than even the Chechens are (supposedly) doing.