DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is a Retarded take. If you are like Chris and willing to make a joke like that you can at times expect to get a receipt from time to time, it comes with the shit talking territory. It was one slap and a chirp about keeping his wife's name out of his mouth. Honestly I thought it was a work. Still either way Phil making and comment on this incident is just another clout chasing blunder. It better give us another Debunk stream.

Yeah it does seem staged to me too, the Oscars have been dying for years and they needed some publicity and they're all actors anyway so it's expected.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think sending someone hookers in real life is fucking with them in real life, innit mate?

I tried that once but Phil just married her.

 

[architects]

Surprisedly, I agree for the most part with his tweet. However, this isn’t any kind of a boost for him. Business as usual.

 

[gaarashatan]

Surprisedly, I agree for the most part with his tweet. However, this isn’t any kind of a boost for him. Business as usual.

agreed, while it was funny af and jada getting reamed by august while will did nothing was also funny. phil to me is indeed correct with this tweet. but you know since its going viral, itll go straight to his head, well hear about it for about next stream and for about a week and every so often after that. and while that too would be ok to hear when you think about all phil has done it means little to nothing. he thinks this will be the big change he needs to finally get on the board, but it will inevitably die out, and hell be a miserable crusty old man again after the week is up. thats just what happens when you base you 10 year legacy on being a stupid cunt

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The payment plans are usually set up to pay off the amount over a certain period of time (like 3-5 years or something). He could, of course, pay more than the minimum amount and pay it down faster (and thus with less interest), but we both know that won't happen. He's currently on a payment plan for 2018 and 2019's federal taxes. Presumably he got one for 2020's taxes as well? And I'd say it's a safe assumption he'll try and get one for 2021's taxes too. The 2018 payment plan should be finishing up ($500 x 36 months = $18,000) soon.

TL;DR: He's still a fucking moron who is one genuinely adverse event away from a financial shitstorm bigger than his bankruptcy.

This is what may sink him, and that's if you're correct that it'll be soon. Phil started whaling out a lot more in the same year he went through his bankruptcy proceedings, so it's hard to picture him being able to pay down his taxes for the last two years in the same amount of time it has taken him to catch up taxes from four fucking years ago. Which were less than he's going to owe in years since then.

It may take a long awhile, but he's definitely on track to one day owe so much money to the feds that they stop humoring him and start asking questions he doesn't want to answer. Unless they really are like bank, and content to let him waste so much money like an idiot. I'm doubtful, because they put people in jail for owing them money. Not expecting that with Phil, because I doubt he's actually hiding his gacha spending, he just makes it look like he might be, when you know the truth about him. But they're bound to get curious at a certain point, and we know how Phil is about that. He snaps at the most innocent, logical questions, and every single time, it's because the honest answer exposes him as being a piece of shit.

Y’all might think I’m a little fucked up for this one but I LOVE when these things happen to Phil because of the inner turmoil he’s gonna be feeling in a couple days when he realizes he didn’t gain a single fan from having a liked Tweet.

It’s really easy to rope people in, but ultimately it’s a waste of time if you’re not providing the product you advertise.

I share this, because we all know it's what Phil wants out of these moments: escape from the retard circus. He's not content with barely being kept afloat by The Whale, he wouldn't be trying to revive his dead channel or go viral like he did early this morning if he truly felt that secure, comfortable, and satisfied. He wants his retards outnumbered, he's not going to relax his chat rules, but he does want more people to be trying to talk in it, so that when their accounts are a day old, they flood in and drown out the regulars. This would be smart, because the regulars turn people off, were it not for Phil being an even bigger source of repulsion than they can combine into.

And I agree with the predictions of him riding high on this, especially since he was so excited he stayed up even later than usual. It shows he hasn't learned, but more than that, it shows his desperation and his stubbornness. He remembers that the ProJared moment didn't work out in his favor, but in his mind, it was supposed to, and he's going to keep repeating shit like that until it finally works, or he dies. And all because it's preferable to him, next to growing the fuck up and being a genuinely better person. It's like he doesn't want to win unless it's dishonorably.

 

[Sup3r]

Y’all might think I’m a little fucked up for this one but I LOVE when these things happen to Phil because of the inner turmoil he’s gonna be feeling in a couple days when he realizes he didn’t gain a single fan from having a liked Tweet.

It’s really easy to rope people in, but ultimately it’s a waste of time if you’re not providing the product you advertise.

This. It's just going to be another BK scenario where no one will care a day later. He's going to be back to screaming into the void and be left with his usual dents wondering why his numbers are so low.

It's going to show just how bad his "plan" to become bigger is (if you can even call it a plan). He hopes to go "viral" and expects people to stick around afterwards, despite doing nothing to convince them to stay or not turn against him. And the same will happen if he does start getting promoted by YT's algorithm again. As long as Phil's streams remain as unwatchable as they are, then any new eyes that join will disappear as soon as they arrive.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

When it comes to Twitter I think the CWC detractors had the right approach to problem solving. When CWC tried to get attention or interact, they would go to the people he interacted with or tried to interact with and spam them with clips of him being exceptional. It fucking works mate, don't it? We did it once to some bird Phil tried talking to and she even thanked us for showing her who Phil is. It hurt Phil's little feelings so much he disabled replies to his Tweets.
Phil has said and done things in the last year that get people canceled. Also even if it was ten years ago, people still get in trouble for that mate. We live in a world where I have to believe a bloke can cut his pecker off and become a woman, but no one can grow as a person or change in ten years. So I accept those rules and play by them.
And mind you, I'm also a huge fan of playing by the rules Phil sets, right? Also I'm a nice bloke and I love to give people what they want. It's why I do some unique things, since Phil lies about said things happening to him. So in this situation I ask myself, what would Phil do if Pro Jared, or anyone he has a grudge against, went viral for a lie?

This is win for Phil, and before his birthday aswell.
I'm not here telling people to troll him or how to go about it, I'm here to laugh at the detractor cope that will follow.

pretty much what Nigel said, that tweet could have been bombarded with best of phil clips, this would have hurt his ego more and probably would have gotten phil more attention which with all the shit on the internet about him, it's not a good thing. ESPECIALLY since he apparently opened replies.

as for the tweets, he's going to be insufferable for the next month. This is going to be worse than the BK tweet. Though he's really not wrong, but like usual he doesn't understand why he's not wrong. Personally I still think it's staged there's too much pointing to that than it being a real altercation.

Oh and phil, really? "resorting to violence because of a joke" so tell us again how you're going to spin slam all the detractors?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Oh and phil, really? "resorting to violence because of a joke" so tell us again how you're going to spin slam all the detractors?

Mate this. He has so oftened threathened people with violence over comments, even some bloody eleven year old child. He himself also uses mental health as a joke.
It does my head in how people dislike him, yet also miss such an easy dunk.

 

[Onyxxx]

YO Did this morherfucker open his replies again so he could get more attention? I can already imagine his little smirk

 

[SupSilver]

45k likes

how high will it go?

AHHHhhhh khat huney i'm gonna RAATIOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Let me get this straight, on last night's stream DSP finally admitted that he still spends money on mobile games but everyone is instead talking about an irrelevant NPC tweet that he made a few hours later?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Maybe piggy took "any publicity is good publicity' to heart. Sure he's a dumbass and forgot the saying about glass houses.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And as far as business expenses- are there caps to it? Like at some point it never gets you to zero right ? The feds want as much as they can get.

As long as they are legit, no. You often hear of tycoons paying paltry sums in taxes

His finances from accounts that were closed from identity theft are no longer available?

I can't name all the laws dictating how much information any organization is required to hang onto and for how many years they're required to hang onto it. Stop fucking lying!

lol. He knows his audience that's for sure.

I wonder if clout-chasing on Twitter registers like a gacha in his brain. Mash out a tweet and maybe, just maybe you'll get that 5-star gold virality!

I have no doubt it was a multiple masturbation night.

https://youtu.be/Ffqrco_IrBQ

"If you remember I admitted this last year". No, no you didn't.

 

[Adebisi]

Let me get this straight, on last night's stream DSP finally admitted that he still spends money on mobile games but everyone is instead talking about an irrelevant NPC tweet that he made a few hours later?

Because him admitting it changes absolutely nothing. Whales still going to whale. OnlyIcedNigger is still pounding his chest about doxing and being the joker because he is a retarted faggot and Phil will be living paycheck to paycheck begging for money making 10k a month.

He's not a Rumpelstiltskin if you get him to say the magic phrase "I pay money in mobile games" is not going to defeat the boss.

He's going to come onto stream today in maximum smug I'm a big deal mode with 300 viewers and 10 people in chat. That's what people are here for.

 

[architects]

Let me get this straight, on last night's stream DSP finally admitted that he still spends money on mobile games but everyone is instead talking about an irrelevant NPC tweet that he made a few hours later?

I mean the bank leaks already proved it…and literally nothing changed. It’s just Phil toeing the line because he can.

 

[David Davidson]

Here ya go Phil. This is why Will Smith was not arrested... because Chris Rock isn't as petty as you
Also, learn your laws. If two people get into a fight and can walk away from it, no one gets arrested because if one party presses charges then the other sure as hell will too.

 

[detractorzer0]

Let me get this straight, on last night's stream DSP finally admitted that he still spends money on mobile games but everyone is instead talking about an irrelevant NPC tweet that he made a few hours later?

Last time he went "viral" he made an attempt at debunking everything said about him because he thought that meant tons of people were flocking to his channel after seeing him dunk on Jared. I kind of hope he tries it again.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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"I'm sorry that the way I look makes you think a certain way" wut?

"Hey I agree with this dude's tweet about the academy awards, now I want to watch him play video games for hours every day and give him money."

Imagine new people actually tuning into his stream for the very first time and getting two hours of incoherent babbling about random, unrelated topics followed by 3+ hours of mind numbingly boring commentary over poor gameplay, all while being reminded about money every ten minutes. And this is ignoring all the toxic/hateful clips anyone just researching dsp for the first time would find.

I know most people here have already said it but new people entering the dsp universe is definitely not a good thing for phil.

You forgot snorts, burps, and insults.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Why can't he just keep his fucking mouth shut? He loves to keep sticking his foot in his mouth and admitting to shit he should know that he'd be better off not bringing up.

It's a very obvious liars' tactic. They think that forceful and complete denials make you look you have something to hide. Instead, they think that by making small admissions that they gain credibility for bigger denials later (no one is perfect right?).

 

[Balr0g]

Holy shit this tweet already has double the likes of Phil's INSANELY viral ProJared Tweet (the greatest moment of his life).

I'm thinking 3 hour pre-stream where he likens himself to Chris Rock and how he has been bullied for years just for making jokes and trying to entertain people but, as his sleep deprived mind unravels, it'll devolve into him ranting about how he's the only person in the world that has to have a death counter on Elden Ring and how Twitch has MISTREATED him.

If Phil brings up "Twitch mishtreated me" one more time I will pimpslap the shit out of him...in Minecraft of course

But let him have his little viral moment to make his micro penne go hard just to have him fall flat once his birthday week is over. I can't imagine how some newcomers will react when they see the unshaven drunken monkey in front of the camera raving about "my inputs are delayed!" or "Fuck this game!" or even better "I didn't have a single khantribution for over an hour!". Of course should he come to his first "After viral stream" shaven, washed and a bit more detoxified I would pay respect