DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Last time he went "viral" he made an attempt at debunking everything said about him because he thought that meant tons of people were flocking to his channel after seeing him dunk on Jared. I kind of hope he tries it again.
I wonder how long it'll be before the chicken sandwich gets brought up again, since he thought he went viral with it.
It's a very obvious liars' tactic. They think that forceful and complete denials make you look you have something to hide. Instead, they think that by making small admissions that they gain credibility for bigger denials later (no one is perfect right?).
The part that gets me is that he's always bringing it up which is what makes it worse. It wouldn't be anywhere as bad for him if he simply ignored all of it
Of course should he come to his first "After viral stream" shaven, washed and a bit more detoxified I would pay respect
You dare ask Phil to get rid of his iconic and unique goutee? Also we're talking about a guy who can't even be bothered show up on time at all.
 
he didn't even rope anyone in
he's just another favorited post in a sea of favorited posts
it doesn't translate to new fans
it doesn't mean he's loved now
he's just another face in crowd
it means nothing
Thats what makes it so great. He is feeling himself now, life is good, life is great!
It is just not a like to him, it's an endorsement. Every single one of those people likes Phil now, they love him! Why else would they like a tweet he made?

Now the next phawdcast is gonna have more viewers for sure, and Phil will take this opportunity to rave and rant about da trolls who spread lies about him and treathens his family, and any new person who might have joined because of his tweet will nope the fuck out after witnessing just how insane he is.

After a few days it will all die down, and any goodwill he might have gotten with his little viral tweet will have been wasted. We will get loads and loads of copium about how he knew they weren't gonna stick around, trolls ruined it, use some idiom wrong, and then a new sock will donate 100+ and a few years from now he gonna rant about how he got a lot of behind da scene messages from people who all agreed with him but couldn't watch/donate cause da trolls.

I just hope he washed his hands this time.
 
The part that gets me is that he's always bringing it up which is what makes it worse. It wouldn't be anywhere as bad for him if he simply ignored all of it
The piggy doth protest too much, methinks
I might be misremembering but I'm fairly sure that Phil retconned the "pimpslap" incident to him NOT talking about the girl he talked to, but to some hypothetical situation.

Am I just loosing it, misremembering? If he did this can anybody remember in which VOD it was?
Raw version (timestamped 38:07):
Tevin version with a live debunking segment (timestamped 1:21:32):

TLDW; The retcon is thus: he said that her parents should "discipline that kid, slap him (sic) or whatever."
 
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It's a very obvious liars' tactic. They think that forceful and complete denials make you look you have something to hide. Instead, they think that by making small admissions that they gain credibility for bigger denials later (no one is perfect right?).
With Phil, there's an additional motivation, that being his childish need to bitch about paying consequences for his actions. He's not supposed to, in his mind, and it ensures that any time he sees fit, he'll bring it up to try ditching it, like in his debunk stream. So much of that runtime was taken up by him bitching about shit he actually did that had consequences, that it destroyed any chance of him getting new people because they could immediately tell that there's no such thing as him atoning for anything. Ever.

I expect him to do it again, especially since has already been drudging up the past as of late.
It is just not a like to him, it's an endorsement. Every single one of those people likes Phil now, they love him! Why else would they like a tweet he made?
Then there's this. I forget when it was, or what exactly incited it, but Phil went on a big a ramble about how it endorsed what he as doing, told him that it was working. That people were with him, supporting him. He clearly has a very powerful need to hear that he doesn't need to change for the better, and anything he can take as confirmation of it, he will. Not just because he's so stubborn, but because these days especially, he's scared of a day when the good times really are finally over, and he has to do things like stop chasing fake internet points in order to fucking eat. And that's what it'll be one day, his priorities are never going to stop being fucked, even as he chooses food over gacha. He'll be the most miserable fuck ever, because he feels no relief from personal growth. He feels pain.
The piggy doth protest too much, methinks

Raw version (timestamped 38:07):
Tevin version (timestamped 1:21:32):

TLDW; The retcon is thus: he said that her parents should "discipline that kid, slap him (sic) or whatever."
This is perhaps the most perfect example of Phil having no idea that contrary to his vision of himself coming across as a mature adult with a point, he's exposing himself as a childish fat lying baby who feels entitled to the rules never applying to him. He spent that entire rant knowing what he really did and what he lies about in general, and you can see it even without knowing so much about him.

What gets me is that he has seen so many fucking movies, and has learned nothing about how to act. No wonder the good roles went to his classmates in high school.
 
I wonder how long it'll be before the chicken sandwich gets brought up again, since he thought he went viral with it.

The part that gets me is that he's always bringing it up which is what makes it worse. It wouldn't be anywhere as bad for him if he simply ignored all of it

You dare ask Phil to get rid of his iconic and unique goutee? Also we're talking about a guy who can't even be bothered show up on time at all.
Well he should start somewhere. And seriously if he wants to switch to a talkshow format he better care about his appearance and more importantly about being punctual
 
Surprisedly, I agree for the most part with his tweet. However, this isn’t any kind of a boost for him. Business as usual.
Phil might be right, but since he's said thousands of times that "muh family" is the most important thing to him, he had to lie to protect his family, he has to keep trolls from attacking his wife, he would bitch-slap a kid who talked shit to him, etc. you'd think he'd be on Will's side.

On a side note, I can only imagine how much of his fingernails Phil bit off watching that Oscars scene.
It's a very obvious liars' tactic. They think that forceful and complete denials make you look you have something to hide. Instead, they think that by making small admissions that they gain credibility for bigger denials later (no one is perfect right?).
Exactly, which is why he always does the "when I was young I said stupid shit but now I've changed" bit. Even though there are new clips every day of him saying new stupid, hateful shit, to Phil everything past 2013 was just the trolls' fault or taken out of context.
 
The state of Phil’s body after he’s finally forced to acknowledge that his robust, authentic, mature adult, healthy body might actually have type 2 diabetes.
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Phil might be right, but since he's said thousands of times that "muh family" is the most important thing to him, he had to lie to protect his family, he has to keep trolls from attacking his wife, he would bitch-slap a kid who talked shit to him, etc. you'd think he'd be on Will's side.

On a side note, I can only imagine how much of his fingernails Phil bit off watching that Oscars scene.

Exactly, which is why he always does the "when I was young I said stupid shit but now I've changed" bit. Even though there are new clips every day of him saying new stupid, hateful shit, to Phil everything past 2013 was just the trolls' fault or taken out of context.
It’s not a big deal either way…he tried the attention grab the last time he was “viral”….nothing came of it. He’ll probably bring it up in the pre-stream shit and it’ll go no where.
 
You people seethe so much with everything DSP says, Lmao, even when he's not wrong.

He's not but he's a complete hypocrite. Chris Rock has made fun of Will's wife Jada for years and the G.I. Jane joke was a joke about her not having hair from an illness she's suffering from.

How many times has Phil threatened physical harm, cussed out, and banned people of the slightest joke about his gout or his wife? Only difference is Phil is a hermit and too much of coward to actually do anything to anyone in real life. Hell, he's terrified of leaving his house more than 1 day a week.

I'm not condoning what Will did.... but once again like most of Phil's "a broken alarm clock is right twice a day" messages, he's a hypocrite.


Plus... You know Phil is absolutely doing this for clout right? Look how many times he tagged the Academy in his post. Phil tags nobody when he's talking about drama with himself or talking shit about other people.... but he is with this. Hoping this somehow gets him more viewers on his stream.
 
Of course Bitch Boy goes viral for a tweet asking for someone to get arrested by pandering to the exact same crowd of people he’s been railing against for quite some time now: the cancel culture ghouls and trannies.

Expect Phil to gloat about this on his Twitter feed where he’ll announce a robust and meaningful 2-hour long discussion about a single fucking Tweet on his gaystream faggycast.

As usual, the best thing about this whole thing is watching the average person’s perception of Phil and how much of a fucking joke he truly is. This guy is not well-liked and the amount of distasteful comments towards him telling him to go back into the hole he crawled out from confirm that Phil has been effectively cancelled long ago. He’s such a non-entity, nobody fucking cares or will ever take anything that he says seriously.
 
You people seethe so much with everything DSP says, Lmao, even when he's not wrong.
Violence is wrong isn't exactly the most out there take to have, he's basically said some normie shit likely that he doesn't even mean. Remember "he's the guy" who wanted to slap a 11 year old girl for simply mocking his idiocy.

Btw These internet points are gonna have his head spinning, I'm hoping for a beautiful debunk stream, 45k likes was it v 7k or something for the Jerad one, I pray :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: for a debunk of all debunks.
 
Of course Bitch Boy goes viral for a tweet asking for someone to get arrested by pandering to the exact same crowd of people he’s been railing against for quite some time now: the cancel culture ghouls and trannies.

Expect Phil to gloat about this on his Twitter feed where he’ll announce a robust and meaningful 2-hour long discussion about a single fucking Tweet on his gaystream faggycast.

As usual, the best thing about this whole thing is watching the average person’s perception of Phil and how much of a fucking joke he truly is. This guy is not well-liked and the amount of distasteful comments towards him telling him to go back into the hole he crawled out from confirm that Phil has been effectively cancelled long ago. He’s such a non-entity, nobody fucking cares or will ever take anything that he says seriously.
Getting a bunch of likes on a tweet qualifies as "going viral" nowadays?
 
I am going to laugh so hard the moment Phil makes it all about him, cries for justice (Chris didn't file a report), or gives that smug look like he just bitch slapped some 11 year old bitch of a kid.
Maybe he just sympathizes with a fellow cuck given the fact that Will Smith' has an open marriage with his wife. So can we call Phil DarkSydeCuck now? Then again who would want his "model" wife in the first place?
 
Getting a bunch of likes on a tweet qualifies as "going viral" nowadays?

Phil is so insignificant and his overall exposure nonexistent, getting over 10,000 likes on any of his Twitter posts is a big fucking deal for him.

This Twitter post will be etched in fat boy’s head for the rest of his life and will count as an achievement he’ll periodically remind everyone. I wouldn’t be surprised if he started printing out his viral tweets and place them on his little shelves full of gamer garbage that he views as a genuine display of the various achievements he’s garnered throughout his pathetic life.
 
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