DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

I was going to say Of course a man who literally said today "I don't know if my wife wants to have kids. Thats her buisiness" would side wih the guy instigating a cuckold story. Seriously who talks about their significant other or soul mate like that?

Spoiler: Spoiler

Assuming of course that the slap was real and not actors... you know... Acting?

Can you provide the video of him saying this about the kid thing?

 

[Banned in 49 States]

a lot of the people who post here are just as fucking retarded as he is, i shouldn't be surprised because they were probably fans of phil at some point

OIC is legit schizo. When we are all dead and burried it is gonna be him with 20 socks in this thread arguing back and forth.

Edit: I agree he should be banned from all threads except his own. He just spew the same shit over and over until he gets pissy and runs to Phil for that pig comfort.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Dona Morte]

OIC is legit schizo. When we are all dead and burried it is gonna be him with 20 socks in this thread arguing back and forth.

Edit: I agree he should be banned from all threads except his own. He just spew the same shit over and over until he gets pissy and runs to Phil for that pig comfort.

OWNING the Farms one sock at a time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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OWNING the Farms one sock at a time.

50+ alts? Troon confirmed.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Dsp likes to lore od dark souls as opposed to the lore in yakuza which puts him to sleep. Wow

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Dsp likes to lore od dark souls as opposed to the lore in yakuza which puts him to sleep. Wow

LOL yeah just heard him say that. Right Phil quick plot synopsis of Elden Ring so far, go.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

OIC should be banned from every thread on this board save for his own and Shitting Street.

Let him foul up his own containment unit. Fuck me but he’s the worst thing to happen to the Vortex. If we can’t keep two dozen users from shitting their pants whenever he shows up can we at least mitigate the damage?

I’ve always been of the opinion we should only point and laugh, it’s the only thing anyone who donates that much to Phil deserves.

He’ll just ignore legitimate questions and he knows which buttons to press and trigger a reaction. Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil just called fromsoft lazy... fromsoft... lazy.....

what the fuck

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

LOL yeah just heard him say that. Right Phil quick plot synopsis of Elden Ring so far, go.

Can't wait to hear it, his story would probably be just as lazy as he claims From Soft is.

 

[Local Degenerate]

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MFW I think, for one fleeting second, Will Smith has replied to my Tweet.

100% the same face he makes after a good pull on Champions.

Man, he didn't look that happy when he nutted.

Imagine being more turned on by the thought of internet clout than whatever sweaty man jpegs you use.

 

[DukeMorty]

Saw the lazy ass thumbnail he made (I mean his cuck made), and god that is the laziest thing he could do. He doesn't understand that putting a face and saying LIVE doesn't bring in new viewers. This is a saturated game and if you don't have a good thumbnail people are going to move on to the more appealing one, even if you have 400 views. Either way he could have made something in 30 minutes but I understand that Dave is too busy playing WWE Champions. Plus this unimaginative fuck could never make anything better than slapping the game logo, a shitty image of the game (in this case his stupid character's face), and some shitty font saying LIVE.

Look here Phil, I made this thumbnail in less than 30 minutes and literally made it more creative than your basic shit. Pirate Photoshop or use the many FREE image editing programs, here is a list of just a few alternatives to Photoshop: Luminar, Apple Photos, Microsoft Windows 10 Photos, GIMP, Photo Pos Pro, RawTherapee, Pixlr, Paint.NET, darktable, LightZone, PhotoScape X, Photopea, InPixio, Polarr, InkScape, Krita, Pixelmator.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's a bizarre retcon since he's already gone on record saying that he and Kat have discussed it and both definitely do not want kids.

I wonder if Kat suddenly got a case of baby rabies.

I just find it a very strange opinion, given that Phil supposedly pays for everything. Can't decide if it's evidence of her being gone, or his lack of understanding of what a baby would do to both their lives.

Actually, there's no reason it can't be both. We're talking about a guy who poured bacon grease in a toilet.

so i have a theory why khet doesnt trot along with dsp on his big day out (other than she doesn't want to be around him at all).
anyway my theory is thus: khet got fired from fred meyer and dsp's autistic schedule won't let him go anywhere else so she refuses to go to not have to interact with former coworkers

Even I'm willing to believe that she may not want to go anywhere because she simply doesn't. I just like pointing out to Phil that his honesty makes his relationship look weird, if he is telling the truth, and that he should lie better.

"Kat, you'll never believe it," Phil gasps in the doorway to Kat's room, struggling to catch his breath from waddling across the hall, "I went viral. We're saved."

You joke, but him not mentioning a supposed moment wherein he bragged to her about his viral tweet is rather telling, considering we know for a fact he's willing to go running to her after spilling a small amount of water on himself.

Goes to show just how much Phil cares about what he expects is a resulting boost to his viewership, not having a lot of likes on a tweet. It may look like he lives on Twitter, but his heart doesn't belong to it.

Man, he didn't look that happy when he nutted.

Imagine being more turned on by the thought of internet clout than whatever sweaty man jpegs you use.

You have to remember, what Phil wants out of going viral is more of an audience, which is then supposed to translate into more tips. Being replied to by an A-list celebrity is going to sound to him like he's on his way to that desired scenario. It feeds his ego, but it also feeds his bank account, so that he can feed his addiction to chasing fake internet points in a shitty expensive mobile game.

Dopamine rushes run this idiot's life.

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

@JimJimJim OIC...enough dood.
Stop being so mentally ill all by your lonesome. My proposition is THUS:

We vet each other to find out that you're the Brian Moser to my Dexter Morgan. Then we simply set a moment in time to meet up & have the best time in Seattle. Once we have gained enough trust in each other & we master all game theory scenarios, we set out for Katherine & Jasper. You take fat Kat & ill take Jaspah the kittytractor for myself. During the night stream perhaps Phil Paul may realize these "family members" are gone. That's when you send one tip as Emil H or whatever other sock you deem worthy..

You tell Dave to not read the tip out loud & that partial ransom will be to have us come on stream. We will be introduced as the replacements for John Rambo & Howard. That we are there to co-op. Which we shall. We have a nice stream, we hit the tip goals, clock out on time, release Khet only, & then drive down to South Carolina. Conway to be specific.

 

[Chernabog3000]

phil just called fromsoft lazy... fromsoft... lazy.....

what the fuck

Hes been doing that the whole playthrough.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

https://youtu.be/AeA8CZfATvk

1:30:00 to 1:31:11

"Some people say 'what about your wife?' Well what about her? Thats her own personal decision; Her own personal life. I'm not here to talk about her. I'm sure she has her own reason her own opinions about why she doesn't want to have a kid and that's none of your buisiness."
"Don't ask about her personal opinions on my stream. Thank you."

Right here. In case you missed it.

Can you provide the video of him saying this about the kid thing?

 

[strandedcastaway]

What amazes me is how many people think the incident was real instead of pre planned.

Yeah, when you're about to win the Best Actor award, you always "plan" to slap a washed-up comic right beforehand so no one pays attention to that but only your shitty temper and bald wife.

 

[BlackDragoons]

The most interaction he's ever had.

 

[Coomfucius]

I for one, can't wait for Thursday. I want to hear Phil cope some more about how his terrible membership rewards are totally not at fault for the membership stagnation and how Youtube is filled with lazy idiots.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I see his parents are finally seeking retribution:

kiwifarms.net/threads/couple-who-asked-for-female-embryo-sues-fertility-clinic-over-baby-boy.115395/