Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[John Furrman]

>if I didn’t dedicate my life to chase internet like points they wouldn’t collect things I say and said to see a clear highlighted picture of my mental instability.

Or

>if I wasn’t covering my attentionwhoring as activism I wouldn’t have brought attention of a forum that hurts me by gathering things I said willingly online in one place.

Wow, cows are really on another plane of mind.

It's truly amazing how they recoil when the noble Kiwis figuratively hold a mirror up to them from the small corner of the Internet that we reside in. Lucas Roberts clearly has a poor sense of self as he requires an unending supply of twitter asspats to prop up his constantly deflating ego. They can chase that dragon, but they'll never catch it. The moment their illusion of sanctity on Twitter is shattered they have to face a dose of reality.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Throwing in my two cents.

I cannot read into his jab at Kiwifarms anything but the means for more engagement without any thinking in the longterm. He didn't actually expect Kiwis to look through his shit, he only wanted to play up being a victim to his "community" for Twitter Number. Oppression Olympics. "I'm not just an oppressed tranny sex worker freak, I also have a thread on the farms!!!"

As for future content, only time can tell. It's likely that a loser like him religiously egosearches and (un)consciously starts acting more and more exceptional (especially after failing to get the thread deleted) because what kiwis here are saying is unlike what his asslickers on Discord claim. It's a new, special kind of attention that troons can't resist.

Probably correct seems like he was riding some sort of dopamine high and decided “fuck it” and kicked the hornets nest of bigotry (or atleast for him) because he was hot shit for “ taking” down 2 ebil nazis ( one of which was a woman, his mortal enemy,) you see this shit all the time it’s the reason gamblers after winning once continue or bullies pick on kids who could beat the shit out of them.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Going after him? Bitch PLEASE- the greatest thing about kiwi farms is that, like doordash, the faggotry is usually delivered directly to our doorstep. And being a Twitter ANYTHING is still like the special Olympics. Sure you may get gold but you’re still a retard. As for debate? You’re playing on internet easy mode. Try your shit on a Chan board and get wrecked. But you won’t will you? Cause you’re a coward and a liar and the idea that in the real world if you said or did any of the things Twitter has allowed youd be a bloody heap of unidentified meat in an ER. Not cause you’re a twanny or a champagne commie, but because your actions would have repercussions of an immediate and unappealable nature. Here at the farms we give everyone a decent chance to defend themselves if they so choose. But you? Passive crying is your best. So come at us directly. Be the brave stunning disgusting creature you pretend to be for other pathetic enablers. Be the one (of many) to open discourse with us. Just reach over and change the internet difficulty to “medium/normal” and not “faggot hugbox/beginner”

 

[as a latinx i]

 

[UCantCCPMe]

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Is that corn next to the freak's name. Even in 2018, the signs of a harvest were there... spoopy

 

[Keystone]

And yet this retard acts like giving a ratio on twitter is going to earn him a spot in the history books next to Martin Luther King or some shit

Lucas, you base your entire personality (if you can call it that) around updoots on the internet and pretending to be a woman; you fail to fool people into believing that on both accounts.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Lucas, you base your entire personality (if you can call it that) around updoots on the internet and pretending to be a woman

Don't forget the hardcore woundfucking

 

[Brad Bop]

>*Posts on website that removes content and bans anyone who even mildly disagrees with your opinion*
>"Lucas: All these people who like my tweet prove that the bigots are out numbered and not the silent majority!"

Wow, flawless logic there champ.

It's just cope, if he takes one step out the door he's reminded that people are disgusted by him.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I'd say his biggest ratio so far has to be the sheer number of Destiny fans and onlookers that just peak trans'd simply by having their attention drawn to this trainwreck of a person.

 

[Cuckoman]

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Lucas, that is 100% a lie. You absolutely think that ratios are activism which is why you spend your entire life terminally online chasing likes on twitter and celebrating when you ratio someone. You even celebrate when your troon mob ratios someone on twitter like you feel you are some kind of hero and being ratioed by you is some kind of win.

Writing "ratio" in a tweet reply and talking about your troon friends online about ratio is the only thing going on in your life.
Just fucking seek help, get off twitter, get into rehab, and try to start living a normal life with normal people in the real world.

Just spending all your waking time infront of a twitter screen and screaming ratio has turned your brain and personality to shit. Do you really enjoy your life right now? Is this how you want the rest of your life to be? Being a troon screaming RATIO on twitter 24/7 ?


Also stop fucking the Daisy the dog. Normal people do not fuck dogs. Stop it. It is not cool.

 

[No One of Note]

Did some homework for the hell of it, grabbed only what was unarchived. Hope its of use or entertainment.

Spoiler: Think of the Children

Archive

Spoiler: ... So I can groom them instead

Archive

Spoiler: Its haunting you now anyway

Archive

Spoiler: Possibly groomed himself?

Archive

Spoiler: I wonder if he can differentiate between an XX and XY

Archive

Spoiler: I dont have to scroll far into A&H to prove this wrong

Archive

Spoiler

You will never be a real woman, Lucas.

 

[Reverend]

You'll never be as good looking as Bailey Jay there Lucas.

 

[Oxous]

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/UMsen)


>IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
>IF RATIOS WERE MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
>IF RATIOS WERE MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
>IF RATIOS WERE MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
>IF RATIOS WERE MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
>IF RATIOS WERE MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD
IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD

>i upset them deeply by doing what i have done in the last week
I haven't been reading the thread too closely but I'm pretty sure the whole Discord grooming circle thing happened a little bit before that. But no of course, you just have a 105 page KF thread because of ratios

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1508544024793202705

edit to add archive:

https://archive.ph/SyZXd

God these people just don’t get it, do they? No one is trying to take away your rights, you dumb motherfucker. You were able to cut off your dick at the age of 18, you’re able to live in society seemingly without a job, and you’re able to post whatever nonsense that pops into your head on social media. You live such a normal comfy life that you were able to run for public office. Stop it with the oppression points.

Having said that, we have the right to make fun of you and your ilk all day every day. We don’t have to acknowledge you’re a “woman” (you are NOT). We don’t have to put up with you raping straight men and illegally giving HRT to children, which you admitted to doing multiple times.

I really don’t care if you sit alone in your bedroom in your mommy’s house shoving random objects up your axe wound for 10 bucks on the internet. But stay the fuck away from children (and animals). You aren’t an activist. No adult should be talking to kids privately unless you’re a psychologist or doctor, and even then with parental approval.

 

[Otm Shank]

If you want to send me evidence of things privately (via email or dm) I can look at them and vouch for what I see without making it public.

Sent ; )

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By the way, what is the date of this photo above? Just for posterity sake

This image was taken in the spring/summer of 2011.

Also, can you elaborate more on his fursona and his other aliases? How does it relate today with him and this Cat Boy Ranch rabbit hole? Is that anyway associated with the furry Steam/Ventrillo groups he was associated with in the past?

I'm not sure Lucas ever utilized a fursona in the classical sense. The conversations I had with him indicated that he just liked the porn which is ironic as he would often take exception to my mockery of furries by claiming that the community was about 'more than just sex'. As far as I know the 'Keffals' alias is the only one he's ever used with any consistency. The word is meant to be a combination of 'cock' and 'waffles' iirc. Now that I think about it he's been using it as a screen-name since before I ever met him. Anyone interested/talented in internet sleuthing might be able to find something interesting by taking a deeper dive investigating the 'Keffals' name.

Since I'm making another post I might as well clarify a few things I see coming up ITT:

1) Luke is not the product of infidelity. If you look at photos of pre-HRT Lucas and pictures of Kingsley the resemblance is pretty obvious. Catherine was a lethargic homebody without an ounce of charm or sex appeal. The idea of her having a successful affair and cuckolding King with an illegitimate child genuinely makes me laugh. Luke took the Sorrenti name because he's a disrespectful cunt who always identified with his mother and disdained his mild-mannered father. He might also dislike the 'Roberts' name as it has masculine air to it. He really is that crazy. When I last talked to Lucas he was actually going by the name 'Kaylie Roberts' making 'Clara Sorrenti' his third pseudonym, not his second. Well... that is unless you count T-girl Skye. Yuck.

2) A lot of people have expressed sympathy or pathos towards me for having had to deal with Lucas. I appreciate the sentiment and we did have some rough times towards the end but honestly the guy was a lot of fun to hang out with. For a young teen boy Luke's house was like the wild west. There was junk food, old videogames, and big couches to crash out on. You never had to clean up after yourself and his parents were gone a lot of the time. He had a fire pit with a bunch of old broken furniture to burn and his backyard ended where a forested landfill started so you could just walk off into the woods and do whatever. There were late night walks to mcdonalds and all kinds of stupid misadventures. When he threw the pudding into the fan I howled with laughter. That guy was my friend. But like most aspects of youth in the early 2000's he is dead and gone. Killed by a society that betrayed a generation. In his place sits a monster. Grotesque and abominable.

I don't think I can forgive the shallow shortsightedness of the community that took my friend from me and I suspect that I'll always have some amount of contempt for the audacious creature that tried to replace him. Not much more to say, really.

 

[AnOminous]

Or do they think that only they are important enough to warrant having some pseudo-political reason for archiving their tweets?

Every single one of these narcissistic twats thinks exactly that. To every one of these cows, the site solely exists to do nothing but go after them.

 

[Winter]

As far as I know the 'Keffals' alias is the only one he's ever used with any consistency. The word is meant to be a combination of 'cock' and 'waffles' iirc.

Wow, a tranny that obsesses over sex so much that the name they present themselves with online is autistic sexual wordplay, color me surprised.

 

[Dangerously_Queezy]

It's truly amazing how they recoil when the noble Kiwis figuratively hold a mirror up to them from the small corner of the Internet that we reside in. Lucas Roberts clearly has a poor sense of self as he requires an unending supply of twitter asspats to prop up his constantly deflating ego. They can chase that dragon, but they'll never catch it. The moment their illusion of sanctity on Twitter is shattered they have to face a dose of reality.

Why do you think he's been seething for 2 days about the guy who called her "sub human" he immediately took it about being trans when the original insult was about her lying. He sees himself as subhuman and twitter provides nice comments so he doesn't have to think about it.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Sent ; )


This image was taken in the spring/summer of 2011.


I'm not sure Lucas ever utilized a fursona in the classical sense. The conversations I had with him indicated that he just liked the porn which is ironic as he would often take exception to my mockery of furries by claiming that the community was about 'more than just sex'. As far as I know the 'Keffals' alias is the only one he's ever used with any consistency. The word is meant to be a combination of 'cock' and 'waffles' iirc. Now that I think about it he's been using it as a screen-name since before I ever met him. Anyone interested/talented in internet sleuthing might be able to find something interesting by taking a deeper dive investigating the 'Keffals' name.

Since I'm making another post I might as well clarify a few things I see coming up ITT:

1) Luke is not the product of infidelity. If you look at photos of pre-HRT Lucas and pictures of Kingsley the resemblance is pretty obvious. Catherine was a lethargic homebody without an ounce of charm or sex appeal. The idea of her having a successful affair and cuckolding King with an illegitimate child genuinely makes me laugh. Luke took the Sorrenti name because he's a disrespectful cunt who always identified with his mother and disdained his mild-mannered father. He might also dislike the 'Roberts' name as it has masculine air to it. He really is that crazy. When I last talked to Lucas he was actually going by the name 'Kaylie Roberts' making 'Clara Sorrenti' his third pseudonym, not his second. Well... that is unless you count T-girl Skye. Yuck.

2) A lot of people have expressed sympathy or pathos towards me for having had to deal with Lucas. I appreciate the sentiment and we did have some rough times towards the end but honestly the guy was a lot of fun to hang out with. For a young teen boy Luke's house was like the wild west. There was junk food, old videogames, and big couches to crash out on. You never had to clean up after yourself and his parents were gone a lot of the time. He had a fire pit with a bunch of old broken furniture to burn and his backyard ended where a forested landfill started so you could just walk off into the woods and do whatever. There were late night walks to mcdonalds and all kinds of stupid misadventures. When he threw the pudding into the fan I howled with laughter. That guy was my friend. But like most aspects of youth in the early 2000's he is dead and gone. Killed by a society that betrayed a generation. In his place sits a monster. Grotesque and abominable.

I don't think I can forgive the shallow shortsightedness of the community that took my friend from me and I suspect that I'll always have some amount of contempt for the audacious creature that tried to replace him. Not much more to say, really.

In regards to number 2, You cant hold yourself accountable for not understanding what being an adult is like when you have not had to be one yet. But like you saw as time moved on you grew up and he didn't. but his mental needs change and all that tchotchke personality traits that he has either started imitating or doesn't even know why he does falls harder that social norms after high school ends. This happened to me after high school but I cared enough to try and change it. And while you can tell if you know me well enough that i am different, you know people don't truly change and he is still that kid you met at first deep down.

War never changes, men do, by the paths they walk on.

Edit: Forgot that i was in a different chat box for this. One reason for the intense sexual deviancy, is that when they are able to consume a large amount of information, they go from one fetish to the other and explore it rather quickly. so eventually only super fucked up extreme stuff is what they can get off too and it takes over their personality because they have gone to the end of every personality facet and end up at extremes. This makes you jaded and you cannot do anything else. The sensitive and controversial nature of sexual related things is what they thrive on because its the only thing that they can get a reaction out of. Think of an adrenaline junkie who has done so many dangerous things that he cant get any excitement out of a situation unless its life or death. Same thing with his personality but ultimately leading to sexual innuendo due to it always getting some kind of reaction.

 

[AltisticRight]

Just like he deleted his penis? I'm sensing a pattern here. I wonder what he'll delete next.

Himself.

It seems Keffals ran an account called @CatboyRanch, but it has since been wiped.
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He probably disabled the account because Catboy Ranch now has a negative connotation to a group of short Hispanic Pootin simping White Nationalist catboys. NOTICE the similarities? They all hate women. How many of them are gonna troon out before 2023?