Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[ellroy]

Sent ; )


This image was taken in the spring/summer of 2011.


I'm not sure Lucas ever utilized a fursona in the classical sense. The conversations I had with him indicated that he just liked the porn which is ironic as he would often take exception to my mockery of furries by claiming that the community was about 'more than just sex'. As far as I know the 'Keffals' alias is the only one he's ever used with any consistency. The word is meant to be a combination of 'cock' and 'waffles' iirc. Now that I think about it he's been using it as a screen-name since before I ever met him. Anyone interested/talented in internet sleuthing might be able to find something interesting by taking a deeper dive investigating the 'Keffals' name.

Since I'm making another post I might as well clarify a few things I see coming up ITT:

1) Luke is not the product of infidelity. If you look at photos of pre-HRT Lucas and pictures of Kingsley the resemblance is pretty obvious. Catherine was a lethargic homebody without an ounce of charm or sex appeal. The idea of her having a successful affair and cuckolding King with an illegitimate child genuinely makes me laugh. Luke took the Sorrenti name because he's a disrespectful cunt who always identified with his mother and disdained his mild-mannered father. He might also dislike the 'Roberts' name as it has masculine air to it. He really is that crazy. When I last talked to Lucas he was actually going by the name 'Kaylie Roberts' making 'Clara Sorrenti' his third pseudonym, not his second. Well... that is unless you count T-girl Skye. Yuck.

2) A lot of people have expressed sympathy or pathos towards me for having had to deal with Lucas. I appreciate the sentiment and we did have some rough times towards the end but honestly the guy was a lot of fun to hang out with. For a young teen boy Luke's house was like the wild west. There was junk food, old videogames, and big couches to crash out on. You never had to clean up after yourself and his parents were gone a lot of the time. He had a fire pit with a bunch of old broken furniture to burn and his backyard ended where a forested landfill started so you could just walk off into the woods and do whatever. There were late night walks to mcdonalds and all kinds of stupid misadventures. When he threw the pudding into the fan I howled with laughter. That guy was my friend. But like most aspects of youth in the early 2000's he is dead and gone. Killed by a society that betrayed a generation. In his place sits a monster. Grotesque and abominable.

I don't think I can forgive the shallow shortsightedness of the community that took my friend from me and I suspect that I'll always have some amount of contempt for the audacious creature that tried to replace him. Not much more to say, really.

Got a question for you. When you hung out with Lucas and he began his descent into the deep end, did you ever feel awkward just being around him? Did you ever feel like the other students shot you weird looks or did you just get uncomfortable on your own?

 

[Topgallant]

I'm late to this thread and the majority of you won't care, but as a genuine pizzanegro I feel obliged to say that I find the way this mutt troon roleplays as my nationality about as perverse as the way he pretends to be a woman. Stop appropriating your grandfather's surname because you think its cool, Mr.Roberts.

You will NEVER be a real Italian.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

Did some homework for the hell of it, grabbed only what was unarchived. Hope its of use or entertainment.

Spoiler: Think of the Children

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Spoiler: ... So I can groom them instead

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Spoiler: Possibly groomed himself?

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Spoiler: I wonder if he can differentiate between an XX and XY

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You will never be a real woman, Lucas.

"I took every anime book from her room"

Fucking hell it makes sense but if I or if my siblings had trooned out my parents would definitely have never thought of that. Good for her lol.

 

[Spedestrian]

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Man, I should've known we'd need one of these when I posted those Keffals wojaks yesterday.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

I'm late to this thread and the majority of you won't care, but as a genuine pizzanegro I feel obliged to say that I find the way this mutt troon roleplays as my nationality about as perverse as the way he pretends to be a woman. Stop appropriating your grandfather's surname because you think its cool, Mr.Roberts.

You will NEVER be a real Italian.

Italian in Italy are more conservative and nationalistic than Amerimutt “Italians” ever could be in all honesty. Makes sense that the US would create the unholy abomination known as the “Italian Troon”

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

not sure how relevant this is or if it's already been posted, but apparently Lucas donated to this unsuccessful GoFundMe for someone's nose job

 

[Topgallant]

Italian in Italy are more conservative and nationalistic than Amerimutt “Italians” ever could be in all honesty. Makes sense that the US would create the unholy abomination known as the “Italian Troon”

In fairness to the burgers I think this one is a leaf. Without shitting up this thread too much, I should say that we have our own lunatics and people with insane politics, but they are thankfully mostly confined to a few certain cities.

What I do find amusing about this troon though is that he claims his grandfather was Calabrese. For those who don't know, Calabria is a very rural region in the south of Italy, its extremely rugged and famous mostly for its long history of violent brigandage which continues to this day. The people there are among the most religious and socially conservative in the country and many of them are nostalgic for the days of fascism and sympathetic to Mussolini. They fucking despise communists who they associate with the repression of the revolt in Reggio (the region's biggest city) in 1970.

In other words, I guarantee that you would be hard pressed to find another region in the entirety of western europe that would be as openly hostile to this guy's worldview and politics. which makes his Italian LARP all the more hilarious to me.

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

>IF RATIOS WERE REALLY MEANINGLESS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AFTER ME SO HARD

I wonder if Lucas has had the time to KF search who he is talking to? I have skimmed the Erin thread ages ago and that one is just as mental as this one.

Yeah!

For instance Byuu was well liked here. Even spoke privately with the head admin and wanted to work for him.

41% sure it didn't work out, though.

"Dave's not here man...." No, Dave is still alive he is just giggling behind the door thinking he got away with fake sudoku. So many things are not mathematically possible on his fake death.

It doesn't "benifit" Lucas to interact with this site because in keffals head, they think they are some PR mastermind and can spin any info you throw at them becuase "muh tranny trench." Sure they can try but the cow candle will burn quicker at both ends. It is funnier to just watch them squirm on twitter and twitch.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

He probably disabled the account because Catboy Ranch now has a negative connotation to a group of short Hispanic Pootin simping White Nationalist catboys. NOTICE the similarities? They all hate women. How many of them are gonna troon out before 2023?

Catboy Ranch hasn't been talked about yet? I lurked hard but I could only read about 1/3 of the posts here and saw little mention of it. TLDR that account pissed off some anime coomers. The catboy ranch account said something about how anime fans are pedos or whatever, and they retaliated by looking for dirt on him, and found the discord he ran with grooming. I follow some coomers but I try to touch some grass so I don't know the full story of that, but if you know about discord grooming you can thank the anime coom patrol.

 

[AGPinochet]

Keffals just said that "ratio-ing sends a message" because the "current assumption is that transphobes have all the numbers" (????) and that ratio-ing them shows that they don't have the numbers.

He legitimately thinks that ratio-ing people is activism.

While Lucas is Ratio'ing PoopDick69420, The Governor of Tennessee is signing an anti-troon bill into law. While Lucas is Ratio'ing JewAnnihilator1488, The Idaho State House is passing a bill banning troons in school sports. While Lucas is Tweeting and Streaming all day to his audience of maybe 10,000 real people Elected Officials go on Tucker Carlson Tonight (the largest show of its type with around 4 million viewers nightly, double that of Rachel Maddow) and call faggots and trannies groomers.

Lucas has the same definition for Activism that Kevin Gibes has for Work+Activism in that both definitions refer to actions that produce no results and are entirely ineffective.

Lucas, twitter updoots are not going to save you and your ilk from what is coming.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"We need to prove to transphobes they don't have the numbers!"

Man would end up crying if he got sent to China and only 1/50 people call him a woman. He's so privileged living in Canada, thinking his number game will intimidate anyone in the real world when most people on earth do not and will not give a shit about twitter. Aren't there articles on how twitter is terrible for product growth and measuring a population's opinions?

If only he decided to go outside, donate money to trans causes, help with protest or volunteering but IRL, his own political debates and such, he could actually make a difference. Better than forcing updoots on a post and then leaving, citing how good he did that Troondestroyer666 was nuked from twitter instead of doing the goddamn legwork to get normies to vote for trans friendly politices or providing resources to charities within his area.

Edit: the only way I could see him doing any IRL work is by embezzling money again. His prospects don't look good.

PoopDick69420

JewAnnihilator1488,

Surprised these aren't usernames here yet.

 

[AltisticRight]

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The communist current is zero due to the electricity shortage.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

While Lucas is Ratio'ing PoopDick69420, The Governor of Tennessee is signing an anti-troon bill into law. While Lucas is Ratio'ing JewAnnihilator1488, The Idaho State House is passing a bill banning troons in school sports. While Lucas is Tweeting and Streaming all day to his audience of maybe 10,000 real people Elected Officials go on Tucker Carlson Tonight (the largest show of its type with around 4 million viewers nightly, double that of Rachel Maddow) and call faggots and trannies groomers.

Lucas has the same definition for Activism that Kevin Gibes has for Work+Activism in that both definitions refer to actions that produce no results and are entirely ineffective.

Lucas, twitter updoots are not going to save you and your ilk from what is coming.

one could argue that being obnoxious on the internet is what's hurting them, since they're such a small percentage of people IRL but looming as a threat everywhere on social media. I know trans people that aren't on the social medias at all, or at least not using their identity to bully people. They DO exist, but they're going to be hurt by these laws some politician will gladly stay up all night writing after being "ratioed" online. Thanks Keffals!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"We need to prove to transphobes they don't have the numbers!"

Man would end up crying if he got sent to China and only 1/50 people call him a woman. He's so privileged living in Canada, thinking his number game will intimidate anyone in the real world when most people on earth do not and will not give a shit about twitter. Aren't there articles on how twitter is terrible for product growth and measuring a population's opinions?

If only he decided to go outside, donate money to trans causes, help with protest or volunteering but IRL, his own political debates and such, he could actually make a difference. Better than forcing updoots on a post and then leaving, citing how good he did that Troondestroyer666 was nuked from twitter instead of doing the goddamn legwork to get normies to vote for trans friendly politices or providing resources to charities within his area.

Edit: the only way I could see him doing any IRL work is by embezzling money again. His prospects don't look good.


Surprised these aren't usernames here yet.

Everbody knows those numbers are artificial though with those in on the scam having 50+ alts and buying likes. They're only lying to themselves (again). Lying to themselves is fundamental to their illness and to normalize that illness their goal is to force the rest of us to lie to ourselves as well about what they really are.

 

[behindyourightnow]

this has been said a million times but it’s hilarious that these brainlets seethe and try to get this site shut down when the mainstream platforms are responsible for cyberbullying on a much grander scale. If you want to talk about suicides caused by the internet, how many poor kids have killed themselves because of the bile that gets posted on Instagram and Facebook? How many impressionable young girls have developed eating disorders trying to live up to the standard of shooped images on Instagram?

Facebook has been directly connected to literal genocides, but those genocides don’t count. They only care about “genocides” like people being told not to give sex hormones to kids.

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If they don't also think that "everyone silently agrees with" transphobes, why do they spend so much time and energy making an example of anyone who speaks up in a way they don't like? Even this ratio bullshit is just another attempt to shame bystanders into silence. "Convincing normal people not to speak up about their discomfort" is like 90% of TRA activism these days; weird that they have to do it when everyone already agrees with them.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Keffals claims that the people talking about him being a groomer are awfal and that they will move on to another target when they get board with him and he is not going to address the allegations being made against him. He then claims his community is based of "Love" and "Not one trying to tear people down" Despite his fans being rabid freaks who he rallies up on twitter to deplatform people he doesn't like.
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He then talks about how he's so above the commantary community that's been making videos on him, claims that they're just "Leafy clones making content for 12 year olds", hows he's not going to talk about them and brags about how they're giving him more twitter followers.

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This guys streams are extremely boring and full of dead air btw

I am going to setup a VOD archive link on Keffals when I have time. Keffals love to delete evidence and cover it up. Maybe I should set up a Torrent link of all her VOD so Keffals take it down.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh good another woke wannabe twitter activist who thinks being a loudmouth annoying faketwat will do anything except make people hurt his kind. Good going tranny, kys.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Facebook has been directly connected to literal genocides, but those genocides don’t count. They only care about “genocides” like people being told not to give sex hormones to kids.

Wait, what? Tell me about this in DMs.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Wait, what? Tell me about this in DMs.

I was just talking about the recent Texas thing, which TRAs were calling an attempted genocide.

 

[DumbDude42]

Keffals just said that "ratio-ing sends a message" because the "current assumption is that transphobes have all the numbers" (????) and that ratio-ing them shows that they don't have the numbers.

He legitimately thinks that ratio-ing people is activism.

does he think people don't know about his gay little upvote cartel? he's not proving anything about someone "having the numbers" he's just proving that he and his discord tranny friends have a lot of sock accounts.