Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Piggy is getting stroppy with twitter support:

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patrick. are you really spineless enough to tolerate this?
you had a blue checkmark once.
now you sheepishly request to be given back what rigthfully belongs to you?
you are acting how a child acts.
every day you go without a blue checkmark is another day that a lesbian at twitter support looked at your twitter account and said (out loud) "this patrick person isn't special."
twitter says your identity doesn't need to be authenticated because it isn't a unique or important voice.
people on twitter won't take you seriously.
listen to my words patrick.
it's time to lawsuit up patrick.
you have to file another lawsuit.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

I know it’s the same copy pasta but it’s funny he even bothered replying. I find it funny at least.

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THE PERSON YOU ARE RESPONDING TO IS NOT A REAL WOOKIE.

THEY ARE, IN FACT, A CYBERSTALKER.

 

[Wasted Potential]

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Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his license plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autistically curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.

Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.

(Archive)
In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative. I mean this guy has always been a real jerk.

If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)
Edit: spelling because I'm not a professional author.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his licence plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autisticly curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.
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Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.
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(Archive)
In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative.
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If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)

nice find. I googled "kempesh" and that name is in the url of his blog so that is def him
https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/author/kempesh/
was this already a know screenname of his?

edit- lmao this also has to be him
https://forum.cosmoquest.org/member/5494-kempesh

no real spergouts though. he reads like an ordinary redditor pretending to have a degree in physics.

edit 2- from the year 2008 here's a kempesh simping in the comments. video is down tho

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

And of course Rick is the kind of big fat fucking faggot that always used to sign his own posts on forums. Because his fat fucking username wasn't next next to whatever nonsense he just sharted onto the internet.

 

[JCDenthog]

If Fatrick, the last car guy, got into a car crash, would first responders free him with the jaws of life in time? Or would he melt into his car and split open like bratwurst on the grill in a summer cookout?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

nice find. I googled "kempesh" and that name is in the url of his blog so that is def him
https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/author/kempesh/
was this already a know screenname of his?

edit- lmao this also has to be him
https://forum.cosmoquest.org/member/5494-kempesh
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no real spergouts though. he reads like an ordinary redditor pretending to have a degree in physics.

edit 2- from the year 2008 here's a kempesh simping in the comments. video is down tho
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Our resident drunk pork belly literally asked someone else to fight his battle for him. I'd laugh if it wasn't entirely expected.

 

[Ophelia]

He would be … the gamer who argues pedantic technicalities till the more experienced players just acquiesce to his whining to shut him up even though he’s wrong.

Oh god imagine playing D&D with him. “I did not roll a two, child.”

I know it’s the same copy pasta but it’s funny he even bothered replying. I find it funny at least.

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That made me laugh out loud and I needed it, so I’m pro-Chewyposter. Thank you, sir or ma’am.

 

[r00]

Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his licence plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autisticly curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.
View attachment 3122166
Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.
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(Archive)
In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative.
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If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)

I bet he proudly told ade about every one of his internet slapfights, and every time she lost a little bit more respect for him. Niki must be hanging on by a thread.

 

[discombobulate]

edit 2- from the year 2008 here's a kempesh simping in the comments. video is down tho

What a creep.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Kempesh selling his car on May 3, 2011 because it was "time for an upgrade" https://archive.fo/xekc8


Interesting timing. Why? Annabelle was born on January 25th of 2012. Assuming she was a 9-month pregnancy her conception (and the beginning of her life as a human, Patrick) would have been around mid-April

What else happens on mid-April? Patrick's birthday on the 18th. There are 282 days between his birthday and his daughter's. Median gestation period is 280 days, with first-time moms usually taking a few more days.

Conclusion #1: Annabelle is fruit of birthday sex.

From Pat's blog: https://archive.md/leW24

Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing.

April 18th + two weeks = May 2nd

Conclusion #2: Adrienne got fed up with Pat leeching off of her income while playing with toys all day, ended the marriage and suddenly Pat had to pay for his own food and rent, so he ran to sell the 97 GT.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his license plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autistically curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.
View attachment 3122166
Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.
View attachment 3122201
(Archive)
In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative. I mean this guy has always been a real jerk.
View attachment 3122414
If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)
Edit: spelling because I'm not a professional author.

Holy shit dude, the fact you broke this before any of the ONA guys is crazy.

St. Mel blesses you to always be blown before jacuzzi.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Quiet day on twitter so far for our piglet. He tweeted 175 times yesterday and lost a bunch of followers, so he's mainly stuck to boring left-wing political sperging today.

He did find some time to address an imposter child.

He also posted a new photo of himself to twitter:

edit 2- from the year 2008 here's a kempesh simping in the comments. video is down tho
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Of course Pat is a fan of PZ Myers, who was one of the biggest dimwits in the New Atheism/Atheism+ movements from the early 2000s. He's a biology professor who would do the most edgy 'atheist stunts' for attention.



He's currently preaching to his tens of fans over on "Freethought Blogs"

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/free-thought-blogs.16177/

I searched the site and didn't get any returns for Kempesh or any other Pat alias.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I'm trying to join the OnA forum because it sounds fun but I don't know enough of the lore to pass the melinda test. Any fagautists wanna help?

Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his license plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autistically curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.
View attachment 3122166
Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.
View attachment 3122201
(Archive)
In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative. I mean this guy has always been a real jerk.
View attachment 3122414
If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)
Edit: spelling because I'm not a professional author.

Was "little boy" the inspiration for childing?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I'm trying to join the OnA forum because it sounds fun but I don't know enough of the lore to pass the melinda test. Any fagautists wanna help?


Was "little boy" the inspiration for childing?

I think even when you get in you can’t post on the main forums, and that you’re restricted to the off topic one.

 

[MilkThePig]

He presents himself as an eminent expert above criticism on absolutely everything in the current news zeitgeist. Even though it’s obviously just headline scanning and Wikipedia glancing surface knowledge, if it isn’t just lifted entirely from someone else’s twitter thread or Reddit post, which is usually the case.

What you don’t think his ‘just throw paint balloons at tanks’ advice to the Ukrainians was based on his own combat experience?

*dolphin mating call*

 

[JJLiautaud]

Not to mention the French's amazing defensive strategy on their eastern border forced Germany to take the genius step of simply going around them.

That was sorta the point by forcing the Germans into Belgium they would force the British to intervene and most importantly keep most of the fighting off of french soil.

Edit: got ninja'd and Rick is still Fat

 

[Mr Moonface]

It was 6pm Milwaukee time when piggy shat these tweets out. He's already shitfaced and is losing his shit at Rittenhouse, calling him irrelevant:



Tweeted twice so he could go viral (he didn't).

 

[AnOminous]

That was sorta the point by forcing the Germans into Belgium they would force the British to intervene and most importantly keep most of the fighting off of french soil.

Edit: got ninja'd and Rick is still Fat

That sounds like an ex post facto justification because the Germans just cakewalked through Belgium and straight into France.

Anyway, whether or not that was the plan, and some say it was, it didn't work particularly well. That whole "we'll fight them in Belgium instead of our own turf" idea is nice if you actually get into Belgium before Germany rolls over it like it's nothing and straight into France.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Fat white knighting

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/10/30/shes-baaaack-2/