Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Spicey McHaggis]

Meh, that was kind of a poorly-kept secret.

I mean they were training them before the war, why would they stop now?

 

[LurkTrawl]

It's mass psychosis, same as with covid. Human brains are soft, pliable things.

Engineered mass psychosis. This isn't Salem we're talking about.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Tell me frens, is your country on russia's official shit list?
"The list includes the United States and Canada, the EU states, the UK (including Jersey, Anguilla, the British Virgin Islands, Gibraltar), Ukraine, Montenegro, Switzerland, Albania, Andorra, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, San Marino, North Macedonia, and also Japan, South Korea, Australia, Micronesia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Taiwan(lol)"

WTF they hate Albania and Canuckistan and Britbongistan and Worst Korea.

WTF I love Putler now.

Also Andorra, Singapore, Lichtenstein, Monaco, San Marino and Micronesia.

Why does Ivan have a hatred for tiny pieces of clay?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

The best ones are where he says something insane during a press conference, his handlers later "clarify" his statement, and then he directly contradicts their clarification in the next press conference.

That happened like what, two times already just this week?

They should just start all of Biden's press conferences with a disclaimer: "The opinion of the President of the United States does not represent the opinion of the US government and is presented here for entertainment purposes only."

Edit: Full disclaimer should read:

The opinion of the President of the United States does not represent the opinion of the US government and is presented here for entertainment purposes only. The US government is not liable for any damages caused by statements made by the President. For more information and up-to-date fact checks of the statements made by the President of the United States, please contact the State Department or the The Oval Pawffice on Twitter.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Putler acknowledged Ukraine is a country. He's cucked out and will abdicate imminently.

And Taiwan lol.

 

[LurkTrawl]

why is it that the president and burger gov have different statements about the same thing? First with the burgerton having to come out and say "no we don't want to dethrone putin pls" after joe had a white teenager emotional moment and now this.

Because if you haven't noticed the assholes in the U.S. government have been trying to claw their way into a war that nobody who isn't a drooling retard wants.

Afghanistan's been put away, and the M.I.C. wants a new source of revenue. Starting WW3 would also be advantageous for an administration looking down the barrel of Trump 2024.

 

[Titos]

Can one of you slav niggers explain to me why you adore sunflower seeds? Shit makes no sense, it is like the crawdad of seeds except with crawdads you get some decent meat. I know that garbage is part of your economy but sunflower and seed oils are poison. Sunflower seeds are the equivalent of a chewing toy meant to keep you awake, not something to be proud of.

This alone is proof enough that slavs are truly mongol rape babies that are abominations and deserve no mercy. Do us a favor Russia/Ukraine and nuke eachother, nothing of value will be lost. Take Germany with you and do precision strikes on every international news and student union headquarters to kill the remnants of the slav and germoid attempts to subvert the rest of the world.

 

[PittyKitty]

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U.S. training Ukrainian troops in Poland, Biden seems to reveal​

"President Joe Biden appeared to reveal that the U.S. is training Ukrainian forces in Poland — stating for the first time since the war began that American troops are actively teaching Ukrainians to fight and kill Russians."

On March 22, Jake Sullivan denied that Americans were “currently” training Ukrainians.
"On the question of U.S. troops, we do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine. We do, of course, have U.S. troops defending NATO territory, providing reassurance to our Allies, deterring Russian aggression. "

So it has begun...

 

[White_N]

Biden visited Salisbury. We ate pizza, watched the spires of churches,

 

[The Foldless Brain]

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So it has begun...

All of Europe (except Crimea lol) as Greater Polan. True nightmare fuel.

 

[PittyKitty]

All of Europe (except Crimea lol) as Greater Polan. True nightmare fuel.

You will eat kielbasa and drink potato vodka and you will be happy.

 

[White_N]

South Ossetia will soon take legal steps to join the Russian Federation, President of the Republic Anatoly Bibilov said. Unification with Russia is the strategic goal of the republic, he noted.

There are no legal obstacles to realize the long—standing dream of the residents of South Ossetia to join Russia - Senator Klimov of the Federation Council

The laws of the Russian Federation provide for the procedure for the admission of states into Russia, for this the Ossetian people need to express their will through a referendum, Klimov added.

The great restoration begins.

 

[Matt Damon]

WTF they hate Albania and Canuckistan and Britbongistan and Worst Korea.


WTF I love Putler now.

Also Andorra, Singapore, Lichtenstein, Monaco, San Marino and Micronesia.

I get the sad feeling Bill Hicks would be telling everyone "wear the mask and get the jab, bigot" in 2022.

It seems like the authoritarian road every formerly edgy anti-establishment entertainer has gone down.

 

[Narcotics]

South Ossetia will soon take legal steps to join the Russian Federation, President of the Republic Anatoly Bibilov said. Unification with Russia is the strategic goal of the republic, he noted.
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The great restoration begins.

Damn, You beat me to it.

 

[Hell on Earth]

Russia could in fact have run out of everything twice now and are retreating with their tail between their legs after suffering the worst defeat in modern military history(please ignore Vietnam) This is true.

North Vietnam said it's armed forces were about to collapse if the Americans continued their large scale operations in Vietnam and the Tet offensive was a disaster.

It was the propaganda war in which the North Vietnamese were really effective and that sapped public support for the war back in the U.S.

 

[White_N]

Damn, You beat me to it.

Well, take my upvote and condolences.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I get the sad feeling Bill Hicks would be telling everyone "wear the mask and get the jab, bigot" in 2022.

It seems like the authoritarian road every formerly edgy anti-establishment entertainer has gone down.

Well yeah. It's a concerning phenomenon I've noticed that almost universally, people past a certain threshold leftwards will always kowtow to their fellow travelers who are further left than they when pushed.

Only pro-critical thinking when they need you to think on shit they disagree with.

 

[Getting tard comed]

North Vietnam said it's armed forces were about to collapse if the Americans continued their large scale operations in Vietnam and the Tet offensive was a disaster.

It was the propaganda war in which the North Vietnamese were really effective and that sapped public support for the war back in the U.S.

I'm aware. I even referenced propaganda at the end of the post.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

You will eat kielbasa and drink potato vodka and you will be happy.

Null has stomped on my rights and kept me from rating this horrifying.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Sum more Lukashenko edits talking about Ukraine preparing missiles and stuff:
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This man is a world treasure


Update: Vince McMahon confirmed for gay. Sad! Gay!