Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Stolen from the leddit because it made me chuckle

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Stolen from the leddit because it made me chuckle

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When I used to drink there was a Bar that was billed as the After hours, what they did mostly was after partys for long events and acted as a normal club or bar BUT they had a area for people who didn't want to stop drinking after the kick out time they started by giving them Beer etc and then waterd down beer and water then various drinks like coffee, tea, and water etc and a safe place to crash etc and then at 6am closed for entry and then sold breckfast foods if people wanted it - they also offerd a safe taxi service.

The soft drinks and the beer (all of it was non alcoholic) was in plastic bottles and the soft drinks where in adult sized sippy cups.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think he needs a Dry out, a good 30 days in a place with no booze, no access to booze, and he then needs something else but above all he needs a activity to occupy his time that isn't in what he's doing now.
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He would go back to his current state the second they left him out.

Cobes has to want to change but he's too disabled and stubborn to get there. I think this may be a Chris Chan kind of situation where early life interventions could have saved him, but Cobes was failed by his school, doctors, and family...

That or he was fucked from the start... Honestly this is the most likely bc imo he has FAS which has symptoms that are pretty much identical to Autism. Pretty confident that Chris Chan was the exact same if I'm being honest. I don't think there's much you can really do about FAS, unlike Autism which can be mostly fixed with special education/instruction. Would love it if someone ITT could comment on this.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think he needs a Dry out, a good 30 days in a place with no booze, no access to booze, and he then needs something else but above all he needs a activity to occupy his time that isn't in what he's doing now.
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Once he’s out, he will just go back to being a drunk. He’s a selfish toddler (honey, I’m a toddler)
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Cobes was failed by his school, doctors, and family...
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Homeboy had help, he explicitly didn't want it. I understand he's a genuine retard and needs to be recognized as such, but at the end of the day the dude just loves the white trash lifestyle and made a specific point to live like that the second he was able to.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Homeboy had help, he explicitly didn't want it. I understand he's a genuine retard and needs to be recognized as such, but at the end of the day the dude just loves the white trash lifestyle and made a specific point to live like that the second he was able to.
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Clint tried a lot. When he got kicked out of his last place, Clint tried to get him help with his addiction and cobra screamed at him. Hell, one times he suggest cobra getting help for his anger/violence/rape issues and he put the recording on a fuckin’ song. Cobra doesn’t care. He’s a shitty person.

His thumbnails are great lol
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Frosty_Glass said:
Clint tried a lot. When he got kicked out of his last place, Clint tried to get him help with his addiction and cobra screamed at him. Hell, one times he suggest cobra getting help for his anger/violence/rape issues and he put the recording on a fuckin’ song. Cobra doesn’t care. He’s a shitty person.
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Quote from Clint at the start of the song

""You know what I see when I look at you Josh? I see my little boy. [Josh unintelligible] Yes! F**k man... all these hopes and dreams... love. The whole world in front of him. They let him do whatever he wants to do, but NO! He chooses hate! that's what I see Josh. That's why I wonder the way you are. You don't have to be happy. But if you're gonna be a psychotic f**king raving lunatic, who hates women and loves guns and loves violence. Then you need to get out and you need to help. Because you're apparently not that little guy."

I mean of all the things about Cobes's life that Clint could focus on, the first things that come to his mind are "violence", "guns" and "women hating". TBH it sounds like Clint is more concerned that his son isn't a libtard than anything else.... Kind of weird honestly, like obviously Cobra is just a fucking drug/booze fiend and before he sobers up nothing else is really even worth discussing bc he's not going to hear it.

Further evidence that Clint is just slightly less retarded than Cobes tbh...
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Quote from Clint at the start of the song

""You know what I see when I look at you Josh? I see my little boy. [Josh unintelligible] Yes! F**k man... all these hopes and dreams... love. The whole world in front of him. They let him do whatever he wants to do, but NO! He chooses hate! that's what I see Josh. That's why I wonder the way you are. You don't have to be happy. But if you're gonna be a psychotic f**king raving lunatic, who hates women and loves guns and loves violence. Then you need to get out and you need to help. Because you're apparently not that little guy."

I mean of all the things about Cobes's life that Clint could focus on, the first things that come to his mind are "violence", "guns" and "women hating". TBH it sounds like Clint is more concerned that his son isn't a libtard than anything else.... Kind of weird honestly, like obviously Cobra is just a fucking drug/booze fiend and before he sobers up nothing else is really even worth discussing bc he's not going to hear it.

Further evidence that Clint is just slightly less retarded than Cobes tbh...
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Tbh this was years before josh alcoholism was at full force. During the time these things were more of an issues than his shit now
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
""You know what I see when I look at you Josh? I see my little boy. [Josh unintelligible] Yes! F**k man... all these hopes and dreams... love. The whole world in front of him. They let him do whatever he wants to do, but NO! He chooses hate! that's what I see Josh. That's why I wonder the way you are. You don't have to be happy. But if you're gonna be a psychotic f**king raving lunatic, who hates women and loves guns and loves violence. Then you need to get out and you need to help. Because you're apparently not that little guy."
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I don't know man, Homedad seems kinda prophetic here. Ever see the difference when he fantasizes about beating a dude vs. when he gets into a trance fantasizing about attacking women? Not to mention this would have been long after whatever happened in HS that may or may not have gotten him expelled.
 
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Alabastr_Dragonoid said:
So I've lurked the thread, but what the hell did he do in highschool? Did he actually graduate? Why did they move to Casper? I feel like that time is very muddled.
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Nobody knows for sure. "His autism" caused some unspecified issue for him but neither he or his Dad will elaborate on what exactly, which is unusual given the amount of personal information both will spew unprompted. Some allege that a trick he's admitted to doing in bars -giving himself an erection before wiping it against unsuspecting women "accidentally" while walking past them- was something he admitted to doing in school.

Whatever actually happened, it's theorized, although never proven, it actually got him kicked out of school entirely, as he always talks about school but never seems to ever bring up graduating. Adding to this, Job Corps is generally (albeit not always) used as a GED and job training thing for people who flunk out of, or are expelled from, high school. This would help explain why Clint apparently flipped his shit upon his expulsion from there as well; he literally has no form of diploma whatsoever.

It's all speculation and people working off of conjecture, but there's enough tidbits (he's eternally pissed at the way "he was treated" in school, constantly talks about HS and has never made mention of one of/THE biggest milestone of those years, the need for Job Corps to begin with, bizarre sexual habits he's subsequently admitted to without any obvious sign he realizes it's deviant, etc) that it's just kind of assume that he was up to something that got him thrown out.
 
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Lmao Jorp doing the whole bit of JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED and then blatantly saying he's not Christian but he agrees with that part. Yeah you agree with the part you think gets you out of any kind of judgement, but we all know that's not wat the passage actually means.

So go ahead Jorp, judge me for thinkg you're an alcoholic loser that's a drain on his family and community. I'm pretty sure I'm not that, and God's going to agree.
 
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