4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Mr E. Grifter said:
There were streams he did where the Super Chats were just full of Ralph related questions and he actively dodged them. If he didn't care, how do we explain this behaviour?
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Agreed, Jim has been well aware of Ralph's retard breakdown.

Jim came out of retirement to be interviewed live by PPP, claiming he won and that it was funny, even when it put him odds with Dick's failing NP2 platform.

Jim was quick to tweet about the sex tape and call it a disastrously retarded move.

Jim liked The Ballad of Ethan Ralph, presumably watching all of it.

And then later down the road, Jim was referencing things that were relatively confined to the Farms, like Gator being the eldest fag.

Interestingly Jim seemed highly amused by the Pillstream when it happened, yet AFAIK, never fully covered it like he did to Andy's AIM AIM AIM saga.

It's a mystery why he holds back on Ralph. Maybe he could see how sad and pathetic Ralph's life really is and felt bad.
 
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Has Ralph ever admitted to the function of his eyes being damaged? It's weird how he keeps reverting to his sunglasses every now and than, but shoves his pig face right into cameras at other times.
Getting your brain shook can cause a lot of invisible issues such as dizziness, chronic headaches etc. Additionally he's got his orbital bone smashed, so there could well be physical damage to his eyes as well.
His behaviour reminds me of old people who wear sunglasses in weird places, because their eyes have become more sensitive to light in general or because they suffer from migraines.
 
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RussianParasite said:
One explanation could be that Jim had prepared to talk about other things and didn’t really know/care what was going on with Ralph. Not many people in the world care about Ralph, including Jim until recently (despite how good of friends Ralph thought they were, lmao).

I have no idea, just my retard autistic theory.
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Idk, he will quickly switch to interesting topics based on Superchats - under water hamsters for instance.
Keranu said:
Maybe he could see how sad and pathetic Ralph's life really is and felt bad.
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Never seemed to stop him before.

It's a mystery for sure, but... I just feel like he didn't want to go in on Ralph and the only explanation which doesn't have holes in it is that he actually liked Ralph.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
So Jesse's stream was mostly clips of Dax, sure some of them were funny but there was barely anything about Ralph.
He talked about the whole parking lot thing/Dax leaving during the preview stream and it just came down to "Mersh and Ralph came out but Dick still left". Pretty big difference from how he presented. From "you won't believe what happens next" to "yeah my camera guys didn't get close so we couldn't hear what they said but he left".

Then he ends it by saying he does have incriminating footage of Ralph but that he won't release it, which I don't really believe either, he claims that he hid his hair with a hat and just changed glasses, but then he shows a picture of someone with long hair that sort of looks like him, I thought he was hiding his hair though?

If he does have footage then he's apparently the kind of moron who thinks that keeping it to himself makes it special or some shit? I don't know, I usually sort of like Jesse and I don't care about him using the soundboard over and over or him talking 10min while pausing a 10 second clip, but if this is actually true then it's whatever.
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Maybe he’s saving it for if Ralph has the balls to talk shit about his dead brother again? Or more likely, he just wants Ralph to think that.

I don’t know. I’ve never heard of podawful until now, and to be honest this wasn’t a very good introduction. I want to like Jesse, but the whole radio shock-jock thing he’s going for just isn’t for me.

That soundboard of his needs to be taken into foster care with the way he abuses it.

*Edit: Props to him for getting the scoop on Dick faking his injury though! And for getting confirmation from Elbow Guy that Ralph definitely stomped him in the back of the head. Nobody else can say they got that.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
Maybe he’s saving it for if Ralph has the balls to talk shit about his dead brother again? Or more likely, he just wants Ralph to think that.

I don’t know. I’ve never heard of podawful until now, and to be honest this wasn’t a very good introduction. I want to like Jesse, but the whole radio shock-jock thing he’s going for just isn’t for me.

That soundboard of his needs to be taken into foster care with the way he abuses it.
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Dude sleeps upside down.

Source: Godwinson.
 
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Ethan Ralph's biggest W's of 2022, in his mind: (in order:)

1) Threw a one-of-a-kind event which was a huge success

2) Won the big boy trophy all by himself

3) Got a one-word retweet from Kyle Rittenhouse

4) Got VALIUM in the hospital after having his face broken

5) Evicerated Jim by calling him a faggot, a superior tactic Jim simply had no defense for,.

6) Escaped ambush on purpose by lying about why he was backing out of the show before he knew there was going to be an ambush,

7) Bought a hat.

8) Did not have to go to jail on sex crime charges he conceded to.

9) Bought a different hat

10) Bought some cigars

11) Oversaw Flamenco's doxing of himself.

12) Had 1000+ viewers for a few days in a row (half of whom turned out to be fake)

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55) had a good sandwich

56) the birth of his daughter
 
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Wait so what happened with the wedding? I scanned through the thread and I watched Jim's stream but I can't see anyone addressing why the wedding didn't happen. Did Meigh come to her senses? Is it officially a Jilting? Jiltstream? Maybe I missed something obvious and I'm being retarded but I don't see any explanations of why the wedding was called off. I can only imagine that Meigh watched the shitshow unfold and decided this isn't how she wants to remember her 'special day'. Imagine half of your guests ditching your bowling alley wedding. Ooof.
 
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Mahakasyapa said:
Wait so what happened with the wedding? I scanned through the thread and I watched Jim's stream but I can't see anyone addressing why the wedding didn't happen. Did Meigh come to her senses? Maybe I missed something obvious and I'm being retarded but I don't see any explanations of why the wedding was called off. I can only imagine that Meigh watched the shitshow unfold and decided this isn't how she wants to remember her 'special day'. Imagine half of your guests ditching your bowling alley wedding. Ooof.
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She had a baby last week so she couldn't come, May is the perfect partner for Ralph because shit like this doesn't phase her, she'd have probably gone along with it and gotten married otherwise.
 
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Ratzinger said:
Has Ralph ever admitted to the function of his eyes being damaged? It's weird how he keeps reverting to his sunglasses every now and than, but shoves his pig face right into cameras at other times.
Getting your brain shook can cause a lot of invisible issues such as dizziness, chronic headaches etc. Additionally he's got his orbital bone smashed, so there could well be physical damage to his eyes as well.
His behaviour reminds me of old people who wear sunglasses in weird places, because their eyes have become more sensitive to light in general or because they suffer from migraines.
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Ralph turning into el cucui (mma fighter who broke his knee because of his sunglasses)
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
If he does have footage then he's apparently the kind of moron who thinks that keeping it to himself makes it special or some shit? I don't know, I usually sort of like Jesse and I don't care about him using the soundboard over and over or him talking 10min while pausing a 10 second clip, but if this is actually true then it's whatever.
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Maybe Jesse just knows the chances of Ralph going lower are 100%. If what he has is truly low-down and dirty on Ralph, why not give him the opportunity (which he will decline by his very nature) to avoid the embarrassment.

There are certain types of footage that could foreseeably get you blowback if you were to surreptitiously film and release. But if you released it in response to a stupid fuck pissing on your brother's grave, and you warned him, no one would blame you.
 
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Useless(?) Boomer said:
Maybe Jesse just knows the chances of Ralph going lower are 100%. If what he has is truly low-down and dirty on Ralph, why not give him the opportunity (which he will decline by his very nature) to avoid the embarrassment.

There are certain types of footage that could foreseeably get you blowback if you were to surreptitiously film and release. But if you released it in response to a stupid fuck pissing on your brother's grave, and you warned him, no one would blame you.
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But he's not releasing it. Idk what he's doing with it, if it even exists.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
She had a baby last week so she couldn't come, May is the perfect partner for Ralph because shit like this doesn't phase her, she'd have probably gone along with it and gotten married otherwise.
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Aaah thanks. I knew about the baby but I didn't think that would be any obstacle to Ralph and Meigh. I assumed they would just leave it with one of Ralph's escorts for the day while they get drunk and party or something. Why the fuck you would plan a wedding that close to your due date I have no idea...
 
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All this time i thought he got married in there but nope!
What a shitshow, Ralph lost again, Americans cant throw a punch to save their life and also May deserves it
 
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Tiger Jack said:
Maybe he’s saving it for if Ralph has the balls to talk shit about his dead brother again? Or more likely, he just wants Ralph to think that.

I don’t know. I’ve never heard of podawful until now, and to be honest this wasn’t a very good introduction. I want to like Jesse, but the whole radio shock-jock thing he’s going for just isn’t for me.

That soundboard of his needs to be taken into foster care with the way he abuses it.

*Edit: Props to him for getting the scoop on Dick faking his injury though! And for getting confirmation from Elbow Guy that Ralph definitely stomped him in the back of the head. Nobody else can say they got that.
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Go watch his epic episodes dissecting Mersh

Very funny
 
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