🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gunt uses his abomination of a child like how Boogie uses his abomination of a mutt. It's a shield to protect themselves from criticism.

 

[veri]

Nobody noticed Jesse posted about his brother on April Fools Day?

shh he checks the forum dont reveal the joke

Ralph sleeps late because he’s up all night hollering and doing drugs. And after a few days of a cocaine bender he need to crash for a bit

he’s crying

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

Fantastic Little Enos ring. Stereotypical fat man redneck jewelry. It’s the exact type of ring 50 year old men who hung out in strip clubs and swingers conventions wore forty years ago.

Ralph would be looking pretty sharp walking into the Golden Nugget in 1977 wearing that ring and a leisure suit with cowboy hat.

Nobody else in the family wanted that tacky ring, the diamonds were too poor a quality to use elsewhere. They knew there was some one person in the family that would wear that thing - dear cousin Ethan. It truly fits his personality.

he's going to give it to his horse instead of her $12 clair's ring.

It’s his paw paws ring dammit! LMAO. It’s the perfect Little Enos joke ring for Raphamale. He needs to get another with a big gold nugget on the other. He will fit in perfectly with all the 70 year old men in Vegas wearing jewelry like that.

He spent more on his murse than he did on Pantsu’s QVC ring. He’s not going to chisel and cloudy diamond out of his paw paw’s jewelry for her to wear.

Besides it’s the Ralphamale way for the man to have more expensive jewelry than his baby mamas. It will impress all them dirty whores for sure.

 

[NPC304348]

so ralph is traversing the continent interviewing nobodies who he has on his show regularly and who really don't offer much of anything in terms of content. i know ralph does zero prep for anything because he thinks just being on a stream is all it takes to host a show. does he poll his paypigs for questions to ask these lames? seems like about 80% of ralph's "questions" in these interviews is bringing up something they just said and asking them to talk about it some more. this dumbass spends so much time and resources producing basically nothing. just a bunch of dead air and rerun guests saying the same shit over and over.

ralph sells this whole boring nontent process as "hard work" but really its just his readymade excuse to not do any actual work and to neglect all responsibility in his life.

 

[Pale Empress]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of being (mostly) passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, a brand new account made right when the pig wakes up and comes online, showing up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire. Feels incredibly suspect.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

lol it doesn't fit his fat fingers... what an ugly shitty wigger ring

It’s a damn shame he didn’t stop by to get paw paw’s ring on the way to Texas because it’s exactly like a ring Roy Munson would have worn in the movie King Pin.

Anybody wonder if Ralph told his uncle that he was going to get married in Bowling alley in Texas? Maybe they thought paw paw’s ring would be appropriate for the occasion? Jokes on them I guess. He got his 1970’s redneck pimp ring and didn’t even have to get hitched!

(Good thing the family didn’t give paw paw’s actual wedding band to Ralph. They knew he’d never appreciate a gold band with real sentimental value and would want the 70’s pimp ring paw paw won in a poker game in 1983 instead.)

 

[LaurenLauren]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, popping up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire.

100% this is a Ralph sock. What a retard.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, popping up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire.

The only thing that makes me doubt it is that it's named "Rape it Ralph", Ralph's ego probably would not allow it, but:

• The fact he doesn't block it like every other account that talks about anything he wants to hide
• The fact that it's retardedly named "ruin Ralph's life"
• Threatening the kid

I would guess a guntguard trying to help Ralph or under his orders but not Ralph himself.

 

[Meat Target]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, popping up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire.

100% this is a Ralph sock. What a retard.

>streisand incriminating evidence with your own sock because you think it'll show those fuckin' ayylawgs are out to getcha

Gracious.

 

[Slobs]

Quick post a pic of your reroll to quell the seething.
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That posing is incredibly fucking concerning. The closed eye in particular. The fuck are you doing to your baby, you pedophilic cunt? I don't care if you "just" lifted her fingers and encouraged her to close her eye, stop fucking around with your daughter like she's some toy you failed attention-seeking e-thot. You'd think after having your first child the narcissistic faggotry would die down and you'd learn to put what's important first but I suppose that's too much for an autistic low iq kike that got gunted by the epitome of white trash.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

>streisand incriminating evidence with your own sock because you think it'll show those fuckin' ayylawgs are out to getcha

Gracious.

Gunt is coming full circle - he’s becoming Brianna Wu.

 

[Reaper King]

Next thing you know, Ralph's gonna be seen on camera grabbing a gun, shooting himself in the leg and start hollerin "AH GATDANG ALAWGEN KAREN FARMS FAGGOT JUST SHAWT ME IN DA LEG *joker laugh* AH DAWNT SCARE BITCH AH DAWNT SCARE YEW FUKIN FAGS ARE GONNA HAFTA DEW BEDDA DEN DAT" while crying on Twitter to Jim claiming that if he had to guess, it was actually Jim that shot him in the leg.

He's so fucking desperate for sympathy points from people by acting like a sad, helpless victim while proudly protruding that he's a "true badass Ralphamale who don't give no fucks". People shouldn't be leaving him diapers, they need to send him tampons for being such a pussy bitch.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

Geez are his hands getting fatter ? My guess is probably Yes.

 

[High Tea]

People shouldn't be leaving him diapers, they need to send him tampons for being such a pussy bitch.

Faith said he had tampon breath

 

[Gamercat]

Gunt is coming full circle - he’s becoming Brianna Wu.

you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

 

[3322]

You can see where the gold plating is rubbing off this cheap QVC ring. There is about a 0% chance those are real diamonds. Look at how shitty the craftsmanship is on that setting, this looks like a mass-produced ring that was probably poured from a mold. Those stones are glass.

 

[Hüftpriester]

You can see where the gold plating is rubbing off this cheap QVC ring. There is about a 0% chance those are real diamonds. Look at how shitty the craftsmanship is on that setting, this looks like a mass-produced ring that was probably poured from a mold. Those stones are glass.

That's Meigh? Her fingers are fucking hairy. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I was disappointed to wake up this morning and not see his Twitter feed full of tardcum. Does Ralph sleep until the afternoon like a teenager or a raccoon?

When you’ve sniffed a bunch of cocaine it’s hard to get to sleep and when you do you might actually sleep more than 12 hours. Or if you’ve been smashing the bottle hard your going to want to sleep that hangover off.

For rage pig it might be one or both.

 

[veri]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of being (mostly) passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, a brand new account made right when the pig wakes up and comes online, showing up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire. Feels incredibly suspect.

the ralphamale cries out with pain as he strikes himself with another sock account

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Possible Ralph sock? Fits with his mental image of how the aylawgs are cartoon villains actively scheming to murder him instead of being (mostly) passive spectators. The writing style is similar too, and the timing is awfully convenient, a brand new account made right when the pig wakes up and comes online, showing up out of nowhere right after the heat generated by the Metokur stream and the bowling dumpster fire. Feels incredibly suspect.

There it is: the false fag