Elon Musk buys 9,2% of Twitter

imagine being the richest person in the world and instead of using your money for good like fighting world hunger poverty diseases or refugees you use you use to buy twitter
that's cringe nigga. Solving world hunger? What are you, 12?

edit: in any case, about Elon... pretty dubious investment unless he has some big plans moving forward, but what do I know, the dude is on the spectrum and treats money like it's monopoly maybe he's just doing it for fun
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the timeline of events. Its crazy.

- March 13, 2022 USA Today announces Rachel Levine (Troon/Troonself) as their woman of the year. It gets reposted to Twitter.

- March 15, 2022 The Babylon Bee (satire site) announces Rachel Levine (Fag/Fagself) as their man of the year. It gets reposted to Twitter.

- March 22, 2022 The Babylon Bee gets a notice from Twitter that they're suspended until they take down the offending article tweet, they refuse.

- March 22 - 25, 2022 Elon gets in touch with Seth Dillon, CEO of The Babylon Bee, asking for confirmation of their suspension. (Currently unverified)

- March 25, 2022 Elon Musk makes a poll regarding freedom of speech on Twitter

- April 4th, 2022 Elon Musk's share buying is made public and is entered into a government database.

- April 5th, 2022 Parag Agrawa (Current CEO of Twitter) announces Elon Musk being on the board of directors, this after he retweets Elon's poll asking if people want an edit button.

Right now I'm seeing a lot of people blame this on him attempting to silence his shady practices (of which he has many) but it was only when The Babylon Bee story broke that he started this chain of events. Meaning appointing a man as woman of the year is directly responsible for any changes that will happen to Twitter because of this.
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the timeline of events. Its crazy.

- March 13, 2022 USA Today announces Rachel Levine (Troon/Troonself) as their woman of the year. It gets reposted to Twitter.

- March 15, 2022 The Babylon Bee (satire site) announces Rachel Levine (Fag/Fagself) as their man of the year. It gets reposted to Twitter.

- March 22, 2022 The Babylon Bee gets a notice from Twitter that they're suspended until they take down the offending article tweet, they refuse.

- March 22 - 25, 2022 Elon gets in touch with Seth Dillon, CEO of The Babylon Bee, asking for confirmation of their suspension. (Currently unverified)

- March 25, 2022 Elon Musk makes a poll regarding freedom of speech on Twitter

- April 4th, 2022 Elon Musk's share buying is made public and is entered into a government database.

- April 5th, 2022 Parag Agrawa (Current CEO of Twitter) announces Elon Musk being on the board of directors, this after he retweets Elon's poll asking if people want an edit button.

Right now I'm seeing a lot of people blame this on him attempting to silence his shady practices (of which he has many) but it was only when The Babylon Bee story broke that he started this chain of events. Meaning appointing a man as woman of the year is directly responsible for any changes that will happen to Twitter because of this.
Thank you $5.3 Million Dollars, again that was our financial troonolyst at Kiwi News.

It does appear that Elon Musk must have been a big fan of the Babylon Bee indeed. That or he is a dirty filthy transphobe! And Kiwi News is the only objective news source.

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We have gotten confirmation that Elon Musk is indeed transphobic and and the LGBTQ community should cancel him on Twitter. The traditional way of blocking a takeover would be to buy shares to block it. But the trans community does not have money do to the evil great white man and patriarchy. That is why the LGBTQA+ community needs to cancel Musk on Twitter using the hashtag #sellthosesharesbiggot

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The amount of salt coming from the terminally online Twitter users will be glorious
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We are getting reports of salt prices rising. Leading financial analysts are speculating this is happening as a result of the conflict in Ukraine and Woke tears from Twitter.
Now over to you Diane.....

- Hopefully I will still be able to buy my salty pretzels John!

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For our next segment let's check in on what reactions we're seeing at ground zero.
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(First of all, thank you for reaffirming my chosen identity as a news anchor. It really helps my dysphoria)

People are shocked and outraged $5.3 Million Dollars, Kiwi News will follow the developments!


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The babylon bee stuff makes sense, he did a 90ish minute setdown with them back around christmas.


Nice he got on the board of directors, I am pretty hopeful he can make some real changes, it would be pretty funny if he got Trump back on there, but i doubt that is in the cards. 3 billion is a very small amount for someone of his wealth, it might just be advanced shitpoasting on his part, but I still am pretty pleased. The fear is palpable
 
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Breaking news, as anime avatars get unreasonably angry at people suggesting that Twitter is a private company that can do what it wants. Trad wives from all over the nation is flocking to the social media platform. In effect replacing the anime, furry and MAP community. For more details we go to our international troonspondent Jerry.

Jerry: Yes as you can see from the servers behind me the Anime, furry and MAP community are flocking out of Twitter. And trad wives are coming in through alternative social media channels. As the LGBT investigate alternative platforms as legitimate safe havens from free speech worries rise. More on this from our reporter at the scene Jill.

Jill: Yes, as fears of slightly to the right of center conservative males invading Twitter following their trad wives, the LGBTQ have never felt like they are in more danger. Back to you!

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And where are they flocking to? Why to Mastodon of course!
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And from our local reporters we have this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mastodon.36417/
All of the scum that was banned from Twitter for sending death threats to people they disagree with on politics now reside on Mastodon. Supporters of said rabid leftist "activists" have also migrated to Mastodon, citing the "lack of Nazis" (read: centrists and moderate right-wingers) as one of their major motives.
 
Twitter reinstating Trump would be the absolute worst thing for his hypothetical 2024 campaign. I don't get why people don't understand this and are begging Musk to do something about it. The less internet access Trump has the better his chances in 2024.
 
Twitter reinstating Trump would be the absolute worst thing for his hypothetical 2024 campaign. I don't get why people don't understand this and are begging Musk to do something about it. The less internet access Trump has the better his chances in 2024.
Inb4 Elon Musk is Pied Pipering all the dissidents back onto Twitter's plantation through a show of compromise so that alternatives don't reach critical mass.

Such a scheme is probably unnecessary given the calibre of the competition over the past 5 years (namely that right wing boomers can't get anything coded without hiring their ideological enemies, who will inevitably sabotage the project for the amusement of their journo friends) , but with events like the Honkening there's likely a "can't be too careful" mentality developing.

Edit: Aaand then the deal gets torpedoed because Twitter is too dyed-in-the-wool to even consider Musk's attempts at compromise.
 
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And where are they flocking to? Why to Mastodon of course!
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And from our local reporters we have this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mastodon.36417/
Breaking: With troons escaping the escalating hostility on Twitter Mastodon has offered a safe haven for the refuges. Even promising to not profit from the influx of totally biological women and men that are stunning, brave and beautiful. Our community correspondent reports people a mostly just surprised Mastodon still exists. With the influx of people it remains to be seen if open immigration is a good policy. Kiwi News will also be watching to see what derivatives of communism will emerge from the melding of cultures.
 
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Breaking

Known hate speech activist Wyatt has weight in on the situation from his new Twitter account.
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Analyst speculate if this will be the final nail in this political troll`s account coffin. He was previously banned for the highest crime against society.

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Why BlackRock Inc it's on every success company? Hell.
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Dude, it's pretty much the other way around, LOL.

Also, all I want from this is a "dislike" button, that would be enough to nicely round up that number to 50%
 
I don`t really see an easy way for him to get out of it now. If he sells it all at a profit. He would probably get convicted of market manipulation.
I was curious about the legality of his purchase, and was surprised to find out that it is kinda dubious. You must file a Schedule 13G/D report if you purchase more than 5% of a public companies shares. A key difference between the two filings is that a 13G is for passive investment. If you engage in activism (which Musk might be), you can't file a 13G, you must file a 13D.
Musk filed a 13G on April 4th, and in it he says that he hit 5% ownership on March 14th. Schedule 13G requires that you report within 10 days after you make the purchase, meaning his April 4th disclosure is 10 days late. The penalty for late disclosure is a meager $100,000.
I'm not sure if it is inside trading, or what the consequences might be. He has to amend his filings if he buys or sells more that 1%. I think the possible issue here isn't how much unrealized profit he's made, but it's his late reporting and filing as a passive investor.

  1. Elon Musk Got a Twitter Board Seat
Yesterday I suggested that Elon Musk, Twitter’s new largest shareholder, should join the board of directors and live-tweet the board meetings. Today Twitter announced that Musk is in fact joining the board, and I feel like it’s going to be so much worse than live-tweeting the board meetings? It’s going to be:

  1. Musk thinks of a way to make Twitter more annoying (the edit button, more “free speech,” somehow more Dogecoin integration, etc.).
  2. Musk conducts a Twitter poll asking if Twitter should do the thing.
  3. “Yes, be more annoying” wins in a landslide; how could it not.
  4. Musk shows up at the board meeting to be like “see, our users want this annoying thing.”
  5. Also he owns the most shares.
  6. The board does the annoying thing.
  7. Emboldened, Musk returns to Step 1.
I also joked yesterday that Musk would be the first Twitter user ever to join the board. That is not literally true, but it does feel true. My basic model of how Twitter works is that everyone who works at Twitter hates the product and its users, which creates a healthy tension. Twitter’s users push Twitter to be more Twitter-like, to appeal to the weirdest and most addicted tendencies of its most online power users. But Twitter’s employees and executives push it to be less Twitter-like, because they don’t use it, and it ends up being just about Twitter-like enough. If you put Twitter’s most addicted users in charge, it would be an unusable nightmare of harassment and weirdness. Twitter’s very most addicted user is now in charge.


What else, what else. Is Musk “in charge” of Twitter? He is just one of 12 board members. 2 He’s the largest shareholder, but with 9.2% of the stock he’s not really a controlling shareholder. As part of his deal to join the board, he signed a standstill agreement promising not to acquire more than 14.9% of the stock, so he can’t threaten a hostile takeover if he doesn’t get his way on the board. The company is run by a CEO and executives who were not appointed by Musk and do not report directly to him.

On the other hand, Musk is surely Twitter’s noisiest board member. He is the biggest shareholder. Since Donald Trump was kicked off Twitter, Musk is arguably its most important user. He has tweeted memes comparing Twitter’s CEO, Parag Agrawal, to Stalin. (“This could be setting up for another leadership change,” Cathie Wood said of Musk’s stake.) And he’s gonna show up at board meetings with those polls. It is hard not to conclude that he will have an outsized influence on the board, that he will not be especially deferential to Agrawal’s vision, and that Twitter might shift its strategy in some way — possibly toward less moderation of misinformation and abuse — because of his presence. “Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months,” he tweeted today.


As we discussed yesterday, Musk disclosed his 9.2% stake in Twitter on Schedule 13G, which is traditionally used by passive investors. You are not allowed to file a 13G — you have to file the more detailed and informative Schedule 13D — if you have “acquired the securities with any purpose, or with the effect, of changing or influencing the control of the issuer.” Did Musk acquire his Twitter stock with the purpose of influencing the control of Twitter?

I don’t know? I think it is quite obvious that if you acquire 9.2% of the stock, file a 13G, and immediately launch a proxy fight to replace the CEO and board of directors, you have broken the rules. It is fairly obvious that if you acquire 9.2% of the stock, file a 13G, and go to the company saying “I own 9.2% and will launch a proxy fight unless you appoint me to your board of directors,” you have also broken the rules. If you acquire 9.2% of the stock, file a 13G, tweet some ominous polls, cook up various schemes to tweak the product, have some basically polite chats with the CEO and get appointed to the board, have you broken the rules? I think that you have not clearly broken the letter of the rules. 3 Nonetheless I think that the SEC’s Elon Musk Division is going to be annoyed. Passive investors aren’t usually asked to sign standstills promising not to buy more stock.

There is also a timing point that they might find annoying. I don’t know when Elon Musk bought his 9.2% stake in Twitter, or how, or even what he actually bought. (Maybe it’s at-the-money physically settled call options?) If he had filed a Schedule 13D I would know, because Schedule 13D requires a description of “any transactions in the class of securities reported on that were effected during the past sixty days” as well as “the amount of funds or other consideration used or to be used in making the purchases”; Schedule 13G does not.


But Musk’s 13G does say on the cover that the “Date of Event which Requires Filing of this Statement” was March 14, 2022, and the 13G was filed yesterday, April 4. The 13G rules require a filing within 10 calendar days after you acquire 5% of the stock. 4 If March 14 is when Musk hit 5% — the most intuitive reading — then he was about 11 days late. You could imagine some other reading — maybe he started buying on March 14 and hit 5% later? — but this seems unlikely just because he bought so much stock. In March, Twitter traded a total of about 428.8 million shares of stock (287 million since March 14) according to Bloomberg data; Musk announced yesterday that he owns 73.5 million of them. If he bought all of them since March 14, he was buying more than 25% of each day’s volume, an improbably fast clip. Even if he hit 5% on March 14 and bought the remaining 4.2% over the rest of March, he was buying 11.6% of volume every day after hitting 5%.


If Musk did file the 13G late, so what? Well, here is a CNBC article that assumes he was late and notes that “SEC disclosure punishments are historically modest — often about $100,000.”

But it is worth saying that this particular thing is something that SEC Chair Gary Gensler cares about. I have quoted him before, complaining that activists get too long to disclose their stakes and suggesting that it is almost a kind of insider trading:

“It’s material nonpublic information that there’s an activist acquiring stock, who has an intent to influence and generally speaking, there’s a pop if you look at the economics from the day they announced … there’s usually a pop in the stock at least single-digit percent,” Gensler said. “So the selling shareholders during those days don’t have some material information.”
And Gensler’s SEC has proposed new rules, based on that reasoning, to require faster disclosure by activists. Those rules are not yet in force, and I have criticized both the rules and Gensler’s theory of “information asymmetry.” In general, I think that investors should have a right to act on their own plans; I don’t think it’s illegitimate for an activist to know that she’s buying stock even though the market doesn’t.

But there are rules! If you buy more than 5% of a company, you have to disclose that within 10 days. And when you disclose that the stock often goes up. For instance Musk disclosed his stake yesterday morning, and the stock closed up 27%. If he disclosed his stake late, and if he was buying more stock during that delay, then that seems … bad? I would not exactly call it “almost insider trading,” but I have a feeling that Gary Gensler might, and I bet the head of the SEC’s Elon Musk Division would too. Like, the reasoning would be something like: “It is material nonpublic information that Musk was acquiring stock, and there was a huge pop when he announced, and because he was legally required to make that information public and didn’t, he should have to give up his ill-gotten gains.” The stock traded mostly in the high $30s last week, and closed yesterday at $49.97; arguably the right penalty for a late filing would be paying back about $10 for each share — possibly millions of shares? — that he bought after the deadline.


The fact that Musk was also having conversations with Twitter’s CEO about joining the board, before filing his 13G, and perhaps while buying stock, might also raise some concerns.

I want to be clear that I am entirely speculating here and I have no idea how many shares Musk bought when. All I am saying is that the SEC’s Elon Musk Division will be keenly interested in finding out.
 
Twitter reinstating Trump would be the absolute worst thing for his hypothetical 2024 campaign. I don't get why people don't understand this and are begging Musk to do something about it. The less internet access Trump has the better his chances in 2024.
1. I feel like this thread belongs in A & H

2. Literally his Twitter and his presence on the internet got him elected. Now he's getting banned from everything and he's without a voice on every big platform.

Pussy Trump is not getting reinstated. Babylon Bee has a better chance of being reinstated.
 
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