Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I’m just waiting for the Ragman Saga. Then he actually will fit in. Rambling to himself while picks the streets for cigarettes, scraping together enough cash for cheap booze, living with the other homeless under bridges as they discuss who has actual magic among them. It sounds fucked up to normal people but I think he would be happier.

Side note: Don’t feel bad for this piece of shit. Watch his birthday pity party and tell me he is not a garbage person — retarded or not. Don’t let his autism shield work on you too.
He always been a shitty person and have gotten worst over the years. For example, with warlord, cobra punched him while he was talking to his his ex con neighbor. His whole excuse was “I DONT WANT DRAMA WITH MY NEIGHBOR!!!” This is shit. Even cobra said his neighbor was starting shit for no reason. Punching your oldest (and only) friend so that you can be buddies with a felon is something a shitty person would do. Hell, he still mooch off of his family and screams at them for anything. I remember him saying that his family doesn’t really like him around. I can see why. He acts like an asshole and causes drama. They don’t really invite him to any holidays. I’ve seen a recent photo of Clint on vacation with his family but without josh. I wonder why? It’s sad, I think his sister somewhat washed her hands of him. Kind of makes sense since their political beliefs are totally different and josh won’t shut up about politics and “sickos”. He’s going to die alone without any loving friends or family and it’s all because of him being an asshole.
 
According to Clint he dropped that after becoming an of age Cobra, because "fuck that"
I wonder if he quit the same reason I did, because that shit turns you into a zombie and you don't quite feel like yourself. Big difference is I quit when I was a young teenager. For him the booze is having the same effect but worse, and I doubt he really notices it a lot.
 
Help me out. What exactly is it about Cobes that makes him so distinctly odd looking? For some reason this thought has been on my mind today and Im trying to pinpoint which facial features are whats giving him him that unique look. The biggest thing that stands out to me is the very think upper lip and flat wide philtrum.
His head is literally gourd shaped. We can start there.
 
Help me out. What exactly is it about Cobes that makes him so distinctly odd looking? For some reason this thought has been on my mind today and Im trying to pinpoint which facial features are whats giving him him that unique look. The biggest thing that stands out to me is the very think upper lip and flat wide philtrum.
He’s the poster boy on why we needs to check our water and pipes for lead.
 
I know a guy this happened to. Cancer of the esophagus. Eventually he had a feeding tube installed as he couldn't eat and swallow. Last time I saw him years ago he was injecting straight rubbing alcohol/ hand sanitizer into his feeding tube to get drunk. Can't imagine he lived much longer.

Imagine Josh doing feeding tube hacks. Yesssssh.
Just imagine the sick G-Fuel, vodka, oatmeal, puréed cheeseburger combo, hahaha yeessss
I wonder if he quit the same reason I did, because that shit turns you into a zombie and you don't quite feel like yourself. Big difference is I quit when I was a young teenager. For him the booze is having the same effect but worse, and I doubt he really notices it a lot.
I don't know what he got prescribed with, but a lot of people feel the other way too. For them it's more agonizing not being able to function, so they would rather take their medication and get shit done.
 
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This is such a bizarre thing for josh to say. But when the whole chris chan situation broke out, josh said somehting along the lines of 'some sicko groomed him to fuck his mom." Screenshot 2022-04-07 at 10-40-05 KingCobra666420 (u_KingCobra666420) - Reddit.png
 
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This is such a bizarre thing for josh to say. But when the whole chris chan situation broke out, josh said somehting along the lines of 'some sicko groomed him to fuck his mom."
Think that dude was a troll pretending to be him. If I remember, he used hashtags properly and in your example used words like ya’ll. Might be wrong but his previous comments were suspicious.

Also, he is drunk and fucked up so much it would be hard to determine if lack of meds affected him. His baseline is already so fucking low it’s kinda hard to determine what is ‘normal’ functioning. This guy thought he had magic on meds with a therapist…
 
This is such a bizarre thing for josh to say. But when the whole chris chan situation broke out, josh said somehting along the lines of 'some sicko groomed him to fuck his mom."View attachment 3154358
IMO josh has pedo tendencies. I know some lurking reddit faggots are going to “deep dive” into why he’s “not”, but he is. He constantly talk about underage girls. He talked about them twerking, menstruating, deflowering, etc. he needs help for his paraphilia, but he won’t get it and just go back to his Reddit hug box of “you’re not a pedo; it’s just your autism”.
 
He always been a shitty person and have gotten worst over the years. For example, with warlord, cobra punched him while he was talking to his his ex con neighbor. His whole excuse was “I DONT WANT DRAMA WITH MY NEIGHBOR!!!” This is shit. Even cobra said his neighbor was starting shit for no reason. Punching your oldest (and only) friend so that you can be buddies with a felon is something a shitty person would do.
Not what happened.

Warlord was wasted and incomprehensible screaming about nonsense and weeping about wanting to kill himself all night. Basically just having a standard warlord manic episode/meth freak out but while incredibly drunk. Cobra clearly was tired of putting up with him and trying to get him to leave. For whatever reason Cobra brought up Ozzy and Warlord drunkenly slurred “fuck Ozzy” (not even in a meaningful way just like how people in the verge of alcohol poisoning just say things without any though) Cobra immediately begins seething and berating him and cussing him out saying he worships Ozzy as a god. They opt to go out for a cigarette.

Later they come back in and Warlord’s nose is bloodied as it turns out Homeboy Ian had been out for a smoke and punched warlord likely because of something Warlord said about him. Warlord is falling all over the place and inconsolable, screaming at cobra for not standing up to him and standing by while Ian attacked him. Cobra says that he doesn’t want drama with his neighbor which is why he didn’t defend warlord and that he’s not going to fight Ian on Warlord’s behalf. Warlord berates cobra as being a shitty friend for not standing up for him and letting Ian kick his ass. Cobra again says he “DOESN'T WANT DRAMAAAA” and tells warlord he’s too drunk and to leave. Warlord continues falling all over the room and tripping over himself like a regarded rag doll while drunkenly screaming what a bad friend cobra is.

Cobra’s patience run thin and he calls him a “drunk fucking faggot” and berates him for being upset that he’s just upset because he wants to fuck him but cobra isn’t interested because he’s not gay.” Warlord, clearly hurt says “what did you say?” In quiet disbelief and cobra answers back “you heard me”

The altercation continues as warlord begins ranting and raving and cobra continues trying to coax him out the door. Eventually Warlord stumbles over to cobra and gets in his face and cobra pushes him (as seen in the infamous clip) warlord gets up and they continue with the same bs for some time until eventually, finally, warlord is on his way out the door and in the doorway and cobra just has to have the last word so he calls him a faggot again (despite warlord already finally leaving) this causes warlord to lunge at cobra and cobra to punch him a multitude of times. Soon after warlord leaves and cobra locks him out but warlord stays screaming at the door and kicking it and shit because he left his phone behind. Cobra won’t let him back in and and tells him to leave.
 
IMO josh has pedo tendencies. I know some lurking reddit faggots are going to “deep dive” into why he’s “not”, but he is. He constantly talk about underage girls. He talked about them twerking, menstruating, deflowering, etc. he needs help for his paraphilia, but he won’t get it and just go back to his Reddit hug box of “you’re not a pedo; it’s just your autism”.

I think two things happened to get that "Of age..." part of his vocabulary become cemented -

1) When he was younger he came onto someone under age, or to young for his age, he got complained about and Clint read him the riot act.
2) He got trolled by someone saying he was sexy etc, he started messing around with them over messages and they told him they where 15/16 etc and he shut it down mostly out of fear of Clint.

I don't think Cobes is a nonce, I personally think that he is very much of the type who will let his little head do the thinking for his big head especially through a fog of Beer and Cheep spirits and if he was at a party chatting with someone who was younger than him and they did end up coming onto him he'd certainly give it a go, but he won't actively seek out younger people, however that scenario is getting less and less likely as time and booze works it's inevitable toil on his body.
 
Not what happened.

Warlord was wasted and incomprehensible screaming about nonsense and weeping about wanting to kill himself all night. Basically just having a standard warlord manic episode/meth freak out but while incredibly drunk. Cobra clearly was tired of putting up with him and trying to get him to leave. For whatever reason Cobra brought up Ozzy and Warlord drunkenly slurred “fuck Ozzy” (not even in a meaningful way just like how people in the verge of alcohol poisoning just say things without any though) Cobra immediately begins seething and berating him and cussing him out saying he worships Ozzy as a god. They opt to go out for a cigarette.

Later they come back in and Warlord’s nose is bloodied as it turns out Homeboy Ian had been out for a smoke and punched warlord likely because of something Warlord said about him. Warlord is falling all over the place and inconsolable, screaming at cobra for not standing up to him and standing by while Ian attacked him. Cobra says that he doesn’t want drama with his neighbor which is why he didn’t defend warlord and that he’s not going to fight Ian on Warlord’s behalf. Warlord berates cobra as being a shitty friend for not standing up for him and letting Ian kick his ass. Cobra again says he “DOESN'T WANT DRAMAAAA” and tells warlord he’s too drunk and to leave. Warlord continues falling all over the room and tripping over himself like a regarded rag doll while drunkenly screaming what a bad friend cobra is.

Cobra’s patience run thin and he calls him a “drunk fucking faggot” and berates him for being upset that he’s just upset because he wants to fuck him but cobra isn’t interested because he’s not gay.” Warlord, clearly hurt says “what did you say?” In quiet disbelief and cobra answers back “you heard me”

The altercation continues as warlord begins ranting and raving and cobra continues trying to coax him out the door. Eventually Warlord stumbles over to cobra and gets in his face and cobra pushes him (as seen in the infamous clip) warlord gets up and they continue with the same bs for some time until eventually, finally, warlord is on his way out the door and in the doorway and cobra just has to have the last word so he calls him a faggot again (despite warlord already finally leaving) this causes warlord to lunge at cobra and cobra to punch him a multitude of times. Soon after warlord leaves and cobra locks him out but warlord stays screaming at the door and kicking it and shit because he left his phone behind. Cobra won’t let him back in and and tells him to leave.
Where the fuck is this stream? You got this shit written out like a novella, including scenes outside smoking. Not being an asshole, I just legit couldn’t find this — just the scene of him throwing him down telling warlord he is drunk.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKrzpsgdnSc Latest "joke" stream ... pretty much shit ...but he takes into his bedroom. Honestly I'm shocked at how clean it is.

Edit .... By far the most effort the boglim has put into a video in a very long time. TMDWU
I think his bedroom is so clean because he passes out drunk in the dead dog's chair every night.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKrzpsgdnSc Latest "joke" stream ... pretty much shit ...but he takes into his bedroom. Honestly I'm shocked at how clean it is.

Edit .... By far the most effort the boglim has put into a video in a very long time. TMDWU

When you change your clothes once a week, only eat in your dog chair, and spend all your money on booze, you dont really have much you can even use to make the room a mess. That and he got it instilled in him at job corp to make his bed, that part stuck but nothing else. Typical cobes.
 
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