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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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Jesse is a faggot and you shouldn't believe anything he says. If he had the footage, he would have dropped it already. There's no reason Chaggot would have given it to him, and unfortunately Ralph is probably smart enough to have emptied the phone's trash bin as well. Not bashing you personally, but I don't know why people have been falling for such an obvious Vickers-tier gayfabe for the last few days.
There are lots of reasons he wouldn't immediately release it. Maximizing content in the form of an escalating conflict with Ralph is the first reason that comes to mind. Jesse has a flair for the dramatic and has released info in increments MANY TIMES before to achieve maximum effect. Ralph is onto the idea that Jesse's brother is fake; this, and Ralph sensing a trap and proceeding to ignore Jesse, would fuck up Jesse's plan. Jesse put out an "off-the-cuff" video yesterday at the Richmond Airport, supposedly flying in for his brother's funeral - this video was designed to reel Ralph back in. Unfortunately, I think it will take something more to get Ralph back on the hook. It seems obvious to me that Jesse has SOMETHING else on Ralph and was counting on releasing it after instigating Ralph into more churlish behavior. If you can't imagine Jesse doing this, you just haven't watched Pod Awful.

I don't know why so many people on KF drag Jesse, but then again there seem to be people on KF who drag everyone (not saying this is you, EyeGuy, I don't know you). One can only imagine if they were to make a show, it would be perfect in every way.
 
When did ralph start working with Zoom again?
If Ralph really is working with Zoom again....then that's pretty strange timing. Zoom tries to get the forum taken down a day before the simp texts are released? Maybe a bit of a schizo theory but it really gets the noggin joggin.
 
It would be sooooo easy to catfish Ralph. So very easy.
But that would be wrong.
I actually disagree I think he's hyper paranoid and aware of the gayops against him. Pretty sure even if a hot chick did want to get with him he'd sperg out and call her an ay-log and blow it, which would be even funnier.
 
I actually disagree I think he's hyper paranoid and aware of the gayops against him. Pretty sure even if a hot chick did want to get with him he'd sperg out and call her an ay-log and blow it, which would be even funnier.
Nah he never learns. If he tried to groom females that did not want the West Memphis Micro in ridiculous ways, he would fall for a troll gayop pretending to be a young woman who happened to be a huge fan of the Killstream.
 
If ruining Ralph's and May's (lol) lives is what it takes to save baby's life I'm all for it, but troll CPS calls don't achieve life saving objective at this point. Also Ralph, saying that stopping a car every couple of hours to tend to a baby is valid way to do it if for example you are escaping with a baby from a war zone. Yeah that is real life as well. But in your situation is just as reckless and irresponsible as everything you do.

It's not just stopping the car. Baby needs to feed, this takes some time. If she breastfeeds baby, may should clean herself before feeding the kid. If it's formula, she needs sterile bottle every 2-3 hours, she needs warm water to mix it with. This takes time as well. Burping without throwing up the entirety of the food takes time, speeding it up will just result in baby puking everything. Baby needs warm place protected from the elements to change. Ofc there are many restaurants and other places that have nursing rooms next to bathrooms May could look for and take the baby there to be changed but this also takes time. All in all it's not "you just stop the car in real life". And all this time adds up with active driving time, and May should also not get exhausted as if she would in a war zone. The only thing working for the baby in this situation is that most newborns sleep well with the sound of the engine.
You can tell that he has no concept of what it takes to take care of a newborn. You can tell he has never had children. That baby shouldn't be going anywhere but the pediatrician until she has had her first vaccinations.

Rozanna is going to get whooping cough from a rest stop bathroom and it will be no ones fault but Meigh and Ralph's.
 
Sorry for my sins, but JFC.
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CPS already showing up for reports of reckless endangerment of a newborn via driving! Gosh darn a-hogs!

Pretty sure ralph had CPS called on one of his enemies before too and did an entire show mocking him with gator? Ill see if I can find the clip. Pretty sure he said something along the lines of “I HOPE THEY TAKE YOUR BABY!” Karma hurts huh gunt?
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EDIT: Gator with the Hot Take. When did ralph start working with Zoom again?
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Oh- you sweet summer child...

Zoom and Ralph have been cooperating with eachother for various different things for nearly half a decade as of writing- some (such as myself) speculate due to the fact they have the same FBI Handler used to honeypot gullible Groypers and other terminally online right-wing retards, making Ralph the next Hal Turner. They had a public spectacle of a falling out- but if you believe that was at all genuine and not kayfabe I have some beachfront property in Mongolia to sell you.
 
Oh- you sweet summer child...

Zoom and Ralph have been cooperating with eachother for various different things for nearly half a decade as of writing- some (such as myself) speculate due to the fact they have the same FBI Handler used to honeypot gullible Groypers and other terminally online right-wing retards, making Ralph the next Hal Turner. They had a public spectacle of a falling out- but if you believe that was at all genuine and not kayfabe I have some beachfront property in Mongolia to sell you.

It's great because every time anyhow interacts with Zoom, it always blows up massively on their face. You'd think they'd have learned from it the first time.

Also, Why couldn't Ralph (or May's parents) drive May and her car back to Virginia? Yeah, it'd cost a few bucks and take a good deal of time, but those are the things you do for someone you love and/or child.

I know the answer why, but when that thought process doesn't even compute for anyone in that circle, it explains alot.
 
It's great because every time anyhow interacts with Zoom, it always blows up massively on their face. You'd think they'd have learned from it the first time.

Also, Why couldn't Ralph (or May's parents) drive May and her car back to Virginia? Yeah, it'd cost a few bucks and take a good deal of time, but those are the things you do for someone you love and/or child.

I know the answer why, but when that thought process doesn't even compute for anyone in that circle, it explains alot.
I don’t think she left Rochester yet. Ralph publicly announcing she was certainly meeting him at home on his return from Thrift Giant and how blessed he was smelled like cope. Certainly an odd thing to announce on Twitter.

All the same I eagerly await new photos of Ralph and Rozie together in the nursery they certainly have all set up. I’m sure he has a bunch of free AF and cozy merch to decorate her nursery with.
 
Sorry for my sins, but JFC.
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Why can't this fat flaggot ever admit that he's actively watchin' his aylawgs?
Guy gets 50 live viewers every stream and he expects us to believe that his followers are not only watching Rekieta, but clipping and sending him shit too? He's got a better chance of having me believe he isn't 5'1

He does it with Kino Kasino, he does it with Podawful, he did it with Jim's streams, etc, Ralph, your "fans" don't even watch you, why would they spend hours watching and clipping your "haters"? We know you're watching everything said about you obsessively, you were scrolling through kiwi at your goddamn bowling event lmfao, you check your thread while driving. I know what little fans he has left are retarded but they can't be that retarded... right?
 
Why can't this fat flaggot ever admit that he's actively watchin' his aylawgs?
Guy gets 50 live viewers every stream and he expects us to believe that his followers are not only watching Rekieta, but clipping and sending him shit too? He's got a better chance of having me believe he isn't 5'1

He does it with Kino Kasino, he does it with Podawful, he did it with Jim's streams, etc, Ralph, your "fans" don't even watch you, why would they spend hours watching and clipping your "haters"? We know you're watching everything said about you obsessively, you were scrolling through kiwi at your goddamn bowling event lmfao, you check your thread while driving. I know what little fans he has left are retarded but they can't be that retarded... right?
Idk Ralph's fans are retards and have even less going on than Ralph does.
 
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Who is Ralph talking about? I mean at this point it could be anyone but Evan
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Himself? Is this a cry for help? Is his one functioning neuron trying to let the world know?

But seriously, at this point it can be almost anyone except Dax, but it's probably Schaffer since he said a few times that he would destroy Ralph in a real fight or just shoot him since it's Texas.
 
I don't know why so many people on KF drag Jesse, but then again there seem to be people on KF who drag everyone (not saying this is you, EyeGuy, I don't know you). One can only imagine if they were to make a show, it would be perfect in every way.
I've been watching Jesse since finding out about him in the extremely pro-Dax "Maddox" encyclopedia dramatica article years ago. People drag him because he makes fun of internet guys that they like. Also, he definitely has other negative traits, he's got a churlish "nobody makes fun of me, ever" streak, the same sort of thing Nick Mullen also flashes occasionally or Howard Stern exudes all the time. Some of his trolling is the type where if you watch his show for a few hours it makes you feel like you need sunlight and fresh air to escape the mean pettiness. So like spending time on this website, basically.
 
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