There are lots of reasons he wouldn't immediately release it. Maximizing content in the form of an escalating conflict with Ralph is the first reason that comes to mind. Jesse has a flair for the dramatic and has released info in increments MANY TIMES before to achieve maximum effect. Ralph is onto the idea that Jesse's brother is fake; this, and Ralph sensing a trap and proceeding to ignore Jesse, would fuck up Jesse's plan. Jesse put out an "off-the-cuff" video yesterday at the Richmond Airport, supposedly flying in for his brother's funeral - this video was designed to reel Ralph back in. Unfortunately, I think it will take something more to get Ralph back on the hook. It seems obvious to me that Jesse has SOMETHING else on Ralph and was counting on releasing it after instigating Ralph into more churlish behavior. If you can't imagine Jesse doing this, you just haven't watched Pod Awful.
If Ralph really is working with Zoom again....then that's pretty strange timing. Zoom tries to get the forum taken down a day before the simp texts are released? Maybe a bit of a schizo theory but it really gets the noggin joggin.
It would be sooooo easy to catfish Ralph. So very easy.
I actually disagree I think he's hyper paranoid and aware of the gayops against him. Pretty sure even if a hot chick did want to get with him he'd sperg out and call her an ay-log and blow it, which would be even funnier.
Nah he never learns. If he tried to groom females that did not want the West Memphis Micro in ridiculous ways, he would fall for a troll gayop pretending to be a young woman who happened to be a huge fan of the Killstream.
You can tell that he has no concept of what it takes to take care of a newborn. You can tell he has never had children. That baby shouldn't be going anywhere but the pediatrician until she has had her first vaccinations.
Oh- you sweet summer child...
I don’t think she left Rochester yet. Ralph publicly announcing she was certainly meeting him at home on his return from Thrift Giant and how blessed he was smelled like cope. Certainly an odd thing to announce on Twitter.
Why can't this fat flaggot ever admit that he's actively watchin' his aylawgs?
Idk Ralph's fans are retards and have even less going on than Ralph does.
Himself? Is this a cry for help? Is his one functioning neuron trying to let the world know?
I've been watching Jesse since finding out about him in the extremely pro-Dax "Maddox" encyclopedia dramatica article years ago. People drag him because he makes fun of internet guys that they like. Also, he definitely has other negative traits, he's got a churlish "nobody makes fun of me, ever" streak, the same sort of thing Nick Mullen also flashes occasionally or Howard Stern exudes all the time. Some of his trolling is the type where if you watch his show for a few hours it makes you feel like you need sunlight and fresh air to escape the mean pettiness. So like spending time on this website, basically.
