Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Übertroon]

"Russian military engineers are considering flooding the DUMB that goes down 7 floors underground at Azovstal.
These are catacombs so big they are described as a city under the city.
No doubt booby trapped also."

https://t.me/NewResistance/6948

https://archive.ph/K2OFK

Where would they get the water? Dig a canal from the sea? Try to escort hundreds of trucks carrying water to hostile territory?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Galloway has never met an enemy of the West who he didn't enthusiastically try to make excuses for. He regularly appears on Russian and Iranian state TV to decry America, Israel, and NATO, while also kissing the rings of dictators like Bashar al-Assad and Saddam Hussain, stoking up sectarian divisions at home, and sucking up to all manner of disreputable fifth columnists.

That's pretty based. A Fatwa on the Zionist Shaitan pigs of the West, insha'Allah Masha'Allah Paulaabdul'Allah

 

[kuuu]

Where would they get the water? Dig a canal from the sea? Try to escort hundreds of trucks carrying water to hostile territory?

There are enough waterlines in such a monumental facility to flood it.
Plan's not to drown but smoke enemy out.
It's not inconceivable. Not knowing the structure of the facility, consequences of flooding it, so far plan seems like a part of info war.

 

[The Good Nigger]

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Look at that. The Ukranians must have sent tochkas to Russia via railcar or something. Oh and whats this? On march 18th the Ukrainians must have flown them to Belarus via the Russian air force somehow.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MotolkoHelp/status/1504828927562424321

What's this? Ziggers were boasting about this until they were told to shift the narrative and claim the Ukrainians did it?
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For fucks sake. Are we already at that stage of the conflict when nothing happens, once a week some missile drops somewhere, and both sides blame each other for it with flimsy evidence?

This kind of shit is exactly what made tune out last time, few months after DNR/LNR proclaimed independence.

The Korean standoff stage when two sides are looking at each other sternly, and no territory changes hands.

 

[White_N]

Statement by Russian Defence Ministry on missile strike on Kramatorsk

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Russian Defence Ministry denies statements made by Kiev regime about an alleged missile attack on the railway station in Kramatorsk, Donetsk Region

All statements by representatives of the Kiev nationalist regime about an alleged missile attack by Russia on the railway station in Kramatorsk city on April 8 are a provocation and are absolutely untrue.

The Russian Armed Forces did not have or plan to carry out any firing missions in Kramatorsk city on April 8.

We emphasize in particular that Tochka-U tactical missiles, the wreckage of which was found near the Kramatorsk railway station and published by eyewitnesses, are used by Ukrainian Armed Forces only.

On March 14, 2022, a similar Tochka-U missile (https://t.me/mod_russia_en/172) of Division of 19th Separate Missile Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces struck the centre of Donetsk, killing 17 people on the spot and injuring another 36 civilians.

In order to accuse Russia of an alleged missile strike on Kramatorsk railway station (https://t.me/mod_russia_en/760), Kiev regime has posted on social media pictures of Tochka-U missile launchers that took part in "Union Courage 2022" Russian-Belarusian exercise inFebruary.

Please note, all photos published by Kiev from "Union Courage 2022" exercise show non-Russian missile systems.

Tochka-U tactical missiles whose wreckage was found near Kramatorsk railway station are used only by the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

According to clarified information, the strike on Kramatorsk railway station was carried out by missile division of the Ukrainian armed forces from area of Dobropol’e, 45 kilometres south-west of the city.

The aim of Kiev regime's strike on the railway station in Kramatorsk was to disrupt the mass exit of residents from the city in order to use them as a "human shield" to defend Ukrainian armed forces positions, as in many other Ukrainian population centres.

 

[cistendered]

Happy Friday to everyone ITT except for @Spud Stacker. Have a kino music video.

Statement by Russian Defence Ministry on missile strike on Kramatorsk

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Russian Defence Ministry denies statements made by Kiev regime about an alleged missile attack on the railway station in Kramatorsk, Donetsk Region

All statements by representatives of the Kiev nationalist regime about an alleged missile attack by Russia on the railway station in Kramatorsk city on April 8 are a provocation and are absolutely untrue.

The Russian Armed Forces did not have or plan to carry out any firing missions in Kramatorsk city on April 8.

We emphasize in particular that Tochka-U tactical missiles, the wreckage of which was found near the Kramatorsk railway station and published by eyewitnesses, are used by Ukrainian Armed Forces only.

On March 14, 2022, a similar Tochka-U missile (https://t.me/mod_russia_en/172) of Division of 19th Separate Missile Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces struck the centre of Donetsk, killing 17 people on the spot and injuring another 36 civilians.

In order to accuse Russia of an alleged missile strike on Kramatorsk railway station (https://t.me/mod_russia_en/760), Kiev regime has posted on social media pictures of Tochka-U missile launchers that took part in "Union Courage 2022" Russian-Belarusian exercise inFebruary.

Please note, all photos published by Kiev from "Union Courage 2022" exercise show non-Russian missile systems.

Tochka-U tactical missiles whose wreckage was found near Kramatorsk railway station are used only by the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

According to clarified information, the strike on Kramatorsk railway station was carried out by missile division of the Ukrainian armed forces from area of Dobropol’e, 45 kilometres south-west of the city.

The aim of Kiev regime's strike on the railway station in Kramatorsk was to disrupt the mass exit of residents from the city in order to use them as a "human shield" to defend Ukrainian armed forces positions, as in many other Ukrainian population centres.

BBC not buying the gay op attempt, by the west's own standards this makes Zelenskiiyeij a war criminal. Not holding my breath on western leaders demanding a tribunal at the Hague in response though.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Happy Friday to everyone ITT except for @Spud Stacker. Have a kino music video.


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BBC not buying the gay op attempt, by the west's own standards this makes Zelenskiiyeij a war criminal. Not holding my breath on western leaders demanding a tribunal at the Hague in response though.

Russia has been firing grad missiles into cities for a month. Of course the west doesn't care at this point. If Russia doesn't care why should they?

 

[Mr Processor]

No-no, Russian is ork. Ukrainean is pork. One is brutally cunning, the other is cunningly brutal. Please don't mix them up, that's disrespecting proud Russan and Ukrainean heritage.

"We is the Orks and You is Not!" -- Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Real talk I actually empathise with Vince McMahon here because watching your country get blown to pieces and seeing the government basically force you into active warfare where you will almost certainly be killed by a vacuum bomb while you're sleeping is a complete shitshow. The fact he's essentially screwed either way once the war is over thanks to Zelensky's threat to 'deserters' is even worse because it's human to not want to fucking die, and there's a decent chance that assylum cases will be denied once the war is over and Ukraine is considered 'safe' (kinda like how so many people fled Syria due to ISIS who were basically told to go home after ISIS had been turned to pink paste).

The dude simply wants to chill and shitpost and instead might be put on trial by a literal faggot in Zelensky who is sending people to their deaths for no fucking reason because he doesn't want to give up a single piece of land to Russia. If there's any justice in the world Zelensky gets hanged by Ukrainians after all this and an amnesty on deserters is called in order to rebuild Ukraine.

 

[White_N]

BBC not buying the gay op attempt, by the west's own standards this makes Zelenskiiyeij a war criminal.

 

[Übertroon]

There are enough waterlines in such a monumental facility to flood it.
Plan's not to drown but smoke enemy out.
It's not inconceivable. Not knowing the structure of the facility, consequences of flooding it, so far plan seems like a part of info war.

Problem with planning to use waterlines is that none of the water lines into mariupol has worked for weeks.
It's like the sewers and factory basements at Stalingrad, if the Germans could flood them they would do so in a heartbeat, but there was no working waterline in the city.
I think the only major use of flooding the underground was the flooding of the Berlin underground in may 1945. Soviets claimed it was ordered by Hitler, but most modern historians suspect the Soviets did it to flush out the defenders

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Tabulating all the Ukrainian footage is already more then enough food on my plate, I do not have time to post it all so I usually select the best ones of the day. One of the Pro-Russians in this thread can do it for their side.

>they do it for free??

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Galloway has never met an enemy of the West who he didn't enthusiastically try to make excuses for. He regularly appears on Russian and Iranian state TV to decry America, Israel, and NATO, while also kissing the rings of dictators like Bashar al-Assad and Saddam Hussain, stoking up sectarian divisions at home, and sucking up to all manner of disreputable fifth columnists.

Whether he's formerly affiliated with the Russian state or not, the reputation that Twitter wishes to besmirch him with is not at all underserved.

So, in other words, he's our guy, no wonder Twitter trannies hate him.

Bashar Al-Assad is based

 

[The Last Boyscout]

For fucks sake. Are we already at that stage of the conflict when nothing happens, once a week some missile drops somewhere, and both sides blame each other for it with flimsy evidence?

This kind of shit is exactly what made tune out last time, few months after DNR/LNR proclaimed independence.

The Korean standoff stage when two sides are looking at each other sternly, and no territory changes hands.

we've been at this stage for at least a month now, I think, if you actually believe the initial advance lines. Ukranian media used footage from a climate protest in Austria, lying about it being some bullshit atrocity the Russians commited that was uncovered, until one of the 'corpses' moved from under his bodybag, to get into a more comfortable position to protest in.

and then the Russian media used the EXACT SAME footage and 'reported' the same kind of atrocity, only in reverse - by the nazis of Ukraine. and obviously neither side will 'fact check' this bullshit coming from their own side, now, will they?

anyone taking anything being reported about events in this war (even base facts!) at face value can be considered sheeple.

 

[Übertroon]

So, in other words, he's our guy, no wonder Twitter trannies hate him.

Bashar Al-Assad is based

Nah, Galloway is just an old school communist. He goes by the logic of

"Soviets supported Syria, therefore Syria=good"1

"Soviets supported Cuba, therefore Cuba=good"

"Soviets supported Palestinians, therefore Palestine=good"

He actively supports the islamic invasion of Europe because he works on the lefty logic where white people have a debt to the poor brown people we oppressed

 

[kuuu]

Problem with planning to use waterlines is that none of the water lines into mariupol has worked for weeks.
It's like the sewers and factory basements at Stalingrad, if the Germans could flood them they would do so in a heartbeat, but there was no working waterline in the city.
I think the only major use of flooding the underground was the flooding of the Berlin underground in may 1945. Soviets claimed it was ordered by Hitler, but most modern historians suspect the Soviets did it to flush out the defenders

All I'm saying, they could if they wanted to. It's surrounded by water. Even if pipes don't work, they can bring pumps. Seems silly tho.

 

[Übertroon]

All I'm saying, they could if they wanted to. It's surrounded by water. Even if pipes don't work, they can bring pumps. Seems silly tho.
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Pumps seem likely, but it would be risky, and slow. I don't think there has been any documented case where in a war someone pumped a factory full of water in contested territory.
During world war 2 you had two deadly floodings. One was in london and was caused by an air raid damaging a subway tunnel and flooding a station with civilians in hiding. And in Berlin a subway wall was blown up releasing all the waterlines into the underground.

 

[Ly Erg]

So, in other words, he's our guy, no wonder Twitter trannies hate him.

Bashar Al-Assad is based

Nah Galloway is a prime opportunist and parasite that lives in his own little cult of personality that will support any side current thing if he gets any sort of attention from said side.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Real talk I actually empathise with Vince McMahon here because watching your country get blown to pieces and seeing the government basically force you into active warfare where you will almost certainly be killed by a vacuum bomb while you're sleeping is a complete shitshow. The fact he's essentially screwed either way once the war is over thanks to Zelensky's threat to 'deserters' is even worse because it's human to not want to fucking die, and there's a decent chance that assylum cases will be denied once the war is over and Ukraine is considered 'safe' (kinda like how so many people fled Syria due to ISIS who were basically told to go home after ISIS had been turned to pink paste).

The dude simply wants to chill and shitpost and instead might be put on trial by a literal faggot in Zelensky who is sending people to their deaths for no fucking reason because he doesn't want to give up a single piece of land to Russia. If there's any justice in the world Zelensky gets hanged by Ukrainians after all this and an amnesty on deserters is called in order to rebuild Ukraine.

I sure as fuck don't. Tell me, why is that @Borscht who is someone who's living in Russia, which is getting assraped by sanctions, is unable to leave his country due to the restrictions they're placing on certain professions to stop them from leaving for greener pastures, and is watching his country getting plunged into war as the mainstream worldwide fetishizes killing all of his countrymen manages to be a civil poster, and not rage at people in the thread, or at the thread? He is instead able to keep a level head and have some cool discussions and insights into what's going on which I find very interesting and valuable.

Meanwhile, Vince's posts from the beginning were pure "REEE HOW DARE YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING! ANYONE THAT DISAGREES IS EVIL! I COMMAND THE SUPREME MORAL STANCE!", and directly picked fights with any poster who disagreed with him, to the point where even though he's been threadbanned for all his bullshit, he still obsessively was negrating in the thread. It's almost like this is a forum created to mock and bully a retarded man, so any appeals to morality are going to be mocked and decried. When Vince joined the website, he must have enjoyed making fun of retards and lolcows, but once the topic got too close to home for him, he couldn't contain his sperg levels.

If he had kept his retard levels in his pants, he would have been an appreciated poster for being able to give insights into Ukrainian life, what the refugee process is like, what life is like in the country he fled to, etc. Instead, all his did was chimp out and slapfight. So, if he felt the best thing to do in his situation was to rage about what people are saying on the Retard Bullying forum, he's got his priorities waaay out of whack.

 

[Ilfitir]

I sure as fuck don't. Tell me, why is that @Borscht who is someone who's living in Russia, which is getting assraped by sanctions, is unable to leave his country due to the restrictions they're placing on certain professions to stop them from leaving for greener pastures, and is watching his country getting plunged into war as the mainstream worldwide fetishizes killing all of his countrymen manages to be a civil poster, and not rage at people in the thread, or at the thread? He is instead able to keep a level head and have some cool discussions and insights into what's going on which I find very interesting and valuable.

Even if i don't love Borscht because he is ЛИБЕРДА, i respect him for his civil way of discussing things and his contributions to thread.