Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[sconosciuta]

What’s a loli elf bb to do when they indulge in too much depression stew to squeeze into size small fits, but need the sub-a-dubs? Abuelita has the answer!

Spoiler: You model cheap “cover-ups”

Truly, a unique look! The pictures all feature a different nose and some interesting glitches, but the video is truly where Lori’s natural beauty shines.

Frankly, there were too many golden frames to just screenshot stills. I invite you all to view and choose your favorite:

I cant wait for her Youtube uploads of the same high-quality content!

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Christ, she exudes negative charisma. I've never watched her in movement before, she is gross and not cute.

 

[Marche]

Christ, she exudes negative charisma. I've never watched her in movement before, she is gross and not cute.

Thats extremely tame for her, she normally shakes around making more horse noises and pulling silly faces

 

[Confederate Fag]

holy shit Lmao the face constantly morphing from the filter.

See you in your nightmares, ladies.

 

[Snack Cracker]

What’s a loli elf bb to do when they indulge in too much depression stew to squeeze into size small fits, but need the sub-a-dubs? Abuelita has the answer!

Spoiler: You model cheap “cover-ups”

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Truly, a unique look! The pictures all feature a different nose and some interesting glitches, but the video is truly where Lori’s natural beauty shines.
View attachment 3152852Let’s zoom and slow it down to really appreciate those loli genetics in the bomb-ass light:View attachment 3152866

This is so embarrassing, a fully grown woman in a cow cape making faces like that and dancing for would be coomers in her living room full of cheap furniture and plush toys all over the floor.

Life could always be worse.

 

[Vi0l3t]

What’s a loli elf bb to do when they indulge in too much depression stew to squeeze into size small fits, but need the sub-a-dubs? Abuelita has the answer!

Spoiler: You model cheap “cover-ups”

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Truly, a unique look! The pictures all feature a different nose and some interesting glitches, but the video is truly where Lori’s natural beauty shines.
View attachment 3152852Let’s zoom and slow it down to really appreciate those loli genetics in the bomb-ass light:View attachment 3152866

I have a theory that her filters work better with constant movement and it's why she does the spastic movements. Harder to track glitchy movements.

 

[Postal Dude]

holy shit Lmao the face constantly morphing from the filter.
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See you in your nightmares, ladies.

Holy fucking shit #MorbiusSweep confirmed

I guess she does have vampire genetics after all!

 

[nekrataal]

holy shit Lmao the face constantly morphing from the filter.
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See you in your nightmares, ladies.

It’s not morphing, she’s just revealing her true form.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

This is so embarrassing, a fully grown woman in a cow cape making faces like that and dancing for would be coomers in her living room full of cheap furniture and plush toys all over the floor.

Life could always be worse.

And on top of that, your living room is also your kitchen, bedroom and recording space because at 36 you live in a studio apartment with a lease that you likely needed your boyfriend’s parents to co-sign so you could move in. But hey! There’s a pool!

 

[2020chan]

Uh oh, MooMoo is.... Defending Lori? These are comments from Moo on a troll IG account about Lori.
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What is Moo talking about? These pictures aren't really that unflattering, most of them are unedited candid con picks. Several are her own uploads, just from before she started editing herself into oblivion. The one picture that is very obviously edited is her own face over a picture she edited to death already. So many layers of edits. How is it bullying?
Kudos to Moo if she posted on this just to draw more eyes to Lori though.

What’s a loli elf bb to do when they indulge in too much depression stew to squeeze into size small fits, but need the sub-a-dubs? Abuelita has the answer!

Spoiler: You model cheap “cover-ups”

View attachment 3152867
Truly, a unique look! The pictures all feature a different nose and some interesting glitches, but the video is truly where Lori’s natural beauty shines.
View attachment 3152852Frankly, there were too many golden frames to just screenshot stills. I invite you all to view and choose your favorite:
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I cant wait for her Youtube uploads of the same high-quality content!

Yes Lori "Moooo" your way up to Momokun's size. You're already turning into Luna Slater with the tackiest of nails and the saddle bags.
Did Lori see farmers comparing her to Luna and start intentionally trying to imitate her or are they both such "basic bitches" they gravitate towards the same tacky bullshit?
From the outfits, plushie décor, arrested development boyfriends, living off others, way too much involvement with the internet and my personal favorite shared trait, failed sexworker uwu. They're so similar except that Luna is passive and Lori is aggressive but they're at the same level of delusion.
Just completely useless in every way.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

What is Moo talking about? These pictures aren't really that unflattering, most of them are unedited candid con picks. Several are her own uploads, just from before she started editing herself into oblivion. The one picture that is very obviously edited is her own face over a picture she edited to death already. So many layers of edits. How is it bullying?
Kudos to Moo if she posted on this just to draw more eyes to Lori though.


Yes Lori "Moooo" your way up to Momokun's size. You're already turning into Luna Slater with the tackiest of nails and the saddle bags.
Did Lori see farmers comparing her to Luna and start intentionally trying to imitate her or are they both such "basic bitches" they gravitate towards the same tacky bullshit?
From the outfits, plushie décor, arrested development boyfriends, living off others, way too much involvement with the internet and my personal favorite shared trait, failed sexworker uwu. They're so similar except that Luna is passive and Lori is aggressive but they're at the same level of delusion.
Just completely useless in every way.

They're basic bitches. They go for the most shallow or mainstream of "alt" that every other e-thot is attracted to with the only difference between these two heifers is that one's a bloated swamp hag and the other is a scrawny skinny fat swamp hag.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

Kudos to Moo if she posted on this just to draw more eyes to Lori though.

Mariah isn't smart but she's (somewhat) social media savvy. She was 100% getting eyes on that page. Could have left 1 comment and walked away. Could have reported it or asked her followers, too. Nope, she just made sure she led them there. Moo always has an ulterior and self serving motive.

That said, i love her for doing it here.

 

[Madolche]

I…just could not help but laugh hysterically hearing her say “Moo” and “homie homie macaroni”. It seriously caught me off guard, especially with her tone of voice. What possesses her to say the later is beyond me, the phrase doesn’t even sound cute or “loli”.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Frankly, there were too many golden frames to just screenshot stills. I invite you all to view and choose your favorite:

homie homie
macaroni
peep the microwave
in the background-roni

Spoiler: looney loli in a studio apartment

ETA: lol fat

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What’s a loli elf bb to do when they indulge in too much depression stew to squeeze into size small fits, but need the sub-a-dubs? Abuelita has the answer!

Spoiler: You model cheap “cover-ups”

View attachment 3152867
Truly, a unique look! The pictures all feature a different nose and some interesting glitches, but the video is truly where Lori’s natural beauty shines.
View attachment 3152852Frankly, there were too many golden frames to just screenshot stills. I invite you all to view and choose your favorite:
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I cant wait for her Youtube uploads of the same high-quality content!

Cosplaying as a “loli” is just age play/ pseudo-pedo shit. It’s creepy and doesn’t work if the person looks old which she does. Should of spent that money on Botox instead on shitty wish “cosplay” shit.

Edit: autocorrect is a bitch

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Cosplaying as a “loli” is just age play/ pseudo-pedo shit. It’s creepy and doesn’t work if the person looks old which she does. Should of spent that money on Botox instead on shitty wish “cosplay” shit.

Edit: autocorrect is a bitch

After a certain point post 18 it’s such a fools errand to cosplay as “loli” because the whole principle is that you’re underage. Neoteny is literally a young women's game. After a certain point it’s just a weird narcissistic coping mechanism used to lie to no one other than yourself. Many such cases.

Kevin engages with larping younger too. Obviously a folie à deux that he opted in to. An aging post fame costhot larping as a nymphette somehow makes more sense than a almost 30-year old man larping as a 2008 highschool freshman.

eta makes more sense when you remember he was raised Mormon.

 

[Eilistraee]

Tinfoil I guess but I can only presume the people she appeals to like loli stuff or suffer similar arrested development as her but have a sense of shame about it which her age somewhat softens.

"Its fine that she's pretending to be a tiny weeny ickle 12 year old and that makes me hard, because she's actually an adult!"

Half these dudes are probably 30-40 year olds that are into shit for people half their age and feel some weird shame about it.
Also probably validates the idea that they're not actually just some lonely aging degenerate; hot loli alien chan proves it

Even her saying dated stuff like "homie" probably just makes them feel like she's on their level.

I digress
Lori is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Eta grammar

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Tinfoil I guess but I can only presume the people she appeals to like loli stuff or suffer similar arrested development as her but have a sense of shame about it which her age somewhat softens.

"Its fine that she's pretending to be a tiny weeny ickle 12 year old and that makes me hard, because she's actually an adult!"

Half these dudes are probably 30-40 year olds that are into shit for people half their age and feel some weird shame about it.
Also probably validates the idea that they're not actually just some lonely aging degenerate; hot loli alien chan proves it

Even her saying dated stuff like "homie" probably just makes them feel like she's on their level.

I digress
Lori is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Eta grammar

You're being way too generous lol, she doesn't have a single sincere fan. None of her OF subs stick around or act like they genuinely love her stuff. She struggles to keep subs hence Kevin's constant embarrassing shilling of her "content" on reddit. I suspect she tricks men into subbing for a month or two before they get bored and realize it's not worth it, and then it's back to the shilling.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

I suspect she tricks men into subbing for a month or two before they get bored and realize it's not worth it, and then it's back to the shilling.

You nailed it. Cosplayers and OF models with a fan base constantly advertise new sets, requested videos, crap like that. Lori does the same shit over and over ad nauseam because she's isn't building a following, she's churning through quick simp subs. Her business acumen and marketing savvy are truly astounding.

 

[sconosciuta]

It’s Lori’s 37th Birthday!

Gantz-bunny-Frankenstein-crotch is an interesting Easter look, particularly against the pastel backdrop, but ok.

Spoiler

She appears to have taken a liking to thotting from the comfort of her only living room chair. I don’t know what toothy fleshy thing is on her head. I don’t know why she thought the lithotomy position was an attractive choice. I don’t know how she walks with those flippers on the ends of her legs.

Spoiler

She posted a vid. The camera swings wildly and she’s at full spazz, but it does appear less filtered.

Spoiler

Whelp. That about covers her these days.