Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

It’s Lori’s 37th Birthday! 🥳

Gantz-bunny-Frankenstein-crotch is an interesting Easter look, particularly against the pastel backdrop, but ok.
She appears to have taken a liking to thotting from the comfort of her only living room chair. I don’t know what toothy fleshy thing is on her head. I don’t know why she thought the lithotomy position was an attractive choice. I don’t know how she walks with those flippers on the ends of her legs.

Whelp. That about covers her these days.
Rather than create the illusion of longer legs (like heels are supposed to do), those platforms in the first pic just highlight how short and stumpy her legs really are. Or maybe it’s because she’s getting fat. Idk.

And in pic two I can still see the microwave behind the ring light. Cool studio apartment to celebrate your 3 years from 40 birthday.
 
Pulled from LC, someone found Lori in an old Anime magazine! That shit wig is immortalized in print. I wonder if Lori ever knew she was published?

Happy Belated Birthday to the tackiest moon princess this world will ever see!

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I'm having trouble comprehending what's going on in this photo, where are her feet??
Her left flipper is tucked under her right knee so as to appear more dainty. I think maybe the wrinkle-erasing filter erased some of her toes? Or her feet really are just that goddamn huge. I think maybe her warping her left asscheeks/thigh smaller or ‘tucking’ it behind her in the chair may also be making it hard to parse out what’s going on.
Pulled from LC, someone found Lori in an old Anime magazine! That shit wig is immortalized in print. I wonder if Lori ever knew she was published?

Happy Belated Birthday to the tackiest moon princess this world will ever see!

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I’m sure she knew. After all, she once had a dedicated cadre of ass-kissers who referred to her as their princess. Someone would have told her. On her main page here, you can see a shot of her on CNN.

Man, when a narc gets a drop of attention, see what can happen. One day, you’re getting ass-pats for playing dress up. The next, you’re exiled to Utah with Kevin and your biggest flex is that your apartment has a pool.
 
Her left flipper is tucked under her right knee so as to appear more dainty. I think maybe the wrinkle-erasing filter erased some of her toes? Or her feet really are just that goddamn huge. I think maybe her warping her left asscheeks/thigh smaller or ‘tucking’ it behind her in the chair may also be making it hard to parse out what’s going on.
OH MY GOD, thank you!!!

I thought that her foot was part of her right leg and both feet were some how meeting in the middle in tht dumb crossed leg pose she does, I feel like I just failed an eye vision test.
 
Pulled from LC, someone found Lori in an old Anime magazine! That shit wig is immortalized in print. I wonder if Lori ever knew she was published?

Happy Belated Birthday to the tackiest moon princess this world will ever see!

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She def knew about this. Iirc she was published in a lot of different cosplay mags back then because in the early 2000's the threshold for good cosplay was extremely low, so Lori's minimal effort was considered top of the line. It's funny looking back on these costumes that people no doubt kissed her ass over and realizing how bad they are lol
 
Pulled from LC, someone found Lori in an old Anime magazine! That shit wig is immortalized in print. I wonder if Lori ever knew she was published?

Happy Belated Birthday to the tackiest moon princess this world will ever see!

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And this was Lori at her peak lmao. I wonder what her old self would say to her current one while donning that little bunny and busted fishnets number.

Lorena do some more squats lol your thighs look like busted sausages forcibly stuffed into fishnets :ratface:

Come to think of it, Kev-kev has been kinda quiet about his harpy's b-day. :shit-eating: When even your pussy whipped bitch can't give two shits about your birthday.
 
It’s Lori’s 37th Birthday! 🥳

Gantz-bunny-Frankenstein-crotch is an interesting Easter look, particularly against the pastel backdrop, but ok.
She appears to have taken a liking to thotting from the comfort of her only living room chair. I don’t know what toothy fleshy thing is on her head. I don’t know why she thought the lithotomy position was an attractive choice. I don’t know how she walks with those flippers on the ends of her legs.


She posted a vid. The camera swings wildly and she’s at full spazz, but it does appear less filtered.

Whelp. That about covers her these days.
Her legs look absolutely fucking jacked in that one photo. Everyone notices how weird it looks. Half the pictures she looks like a cross eyed plastic surgery disaster. Filtering her features into oblivion.
 
Her legs look absolutely fucking jacked in that one photo. Everyone notices how weird it looks. Half the pictures she looks like a cross eyed plastic surgery disaster. Filtering her features into oblivion.
also in the video,
she used to have a bit of a thigh gap but that disappeared completely.

good. get chonky
 
Damn. Bleak. He’s so completely, fundamentally unable to put 2 and 2 together.
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"Don't try to show you treasure memories we made together unless you spent cash to see my fiancés lego pussy and drool over me wearing the same clothes all day every day, because that's how you qualify as friends." There Kevin, I fixed it for you.
 
Damn. Bleak. He’s so completely, fundamentally unable to put 2 and 2 together.
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Holy shit he's projecting hard.

All of these problems stem from Lori, Kevin. She brought the same problems with her to every relationship she's had, including non-romantic ones (like yours lul) it isn't the 800 people you "had" to unfriend. If you would have let your friends help you, you would probably still have cosplay fame, would have been gaining more friends, contacts and followers since 2017. That's 5 years Kevin. You could have been gaining/growing cosfame for 5 years but you chose the bad ending.

The memories make him sad? Is it because he was actually having some fun with people? Sharing in mutual hobbies they enjoyed? Being recognized for his crafting skills?
If he would have dropped Lori the first time she showed her true colors he could still be with a cosplay e-thot if he wanted to but one that actually makes some kind of money, one he wouldn't have to embarrassingly shill for. Or he could have found a chick he wouldn't have to share with the internet. Someone who WE haven't seen degrading themselves for pennies.

Jesus Kevin you share Lori with us, I hope you let that sink in a little.
She's not your girlfriend.
She's OUR girlfriend.
For however long you stay with her, you're with us as well. We all share the lego pussy and dented tits.
 
Damn. Bleak. He’s so completely, fundamentally unable to put 2 and 2 together.
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It's very hard to tell who is genuine and who is baiting us to "make my fiance mad"
If sharing old memories makes Lori mad then I think there's something seriously wrong with LORI and not the people reminiscing. Nobody fakes reminiscence just to get under the skin of a hasn't-been-never-was. From what I've gathered he kept decent company barring Moo and her slaves so the chances of it being malicious are so small.
There is no reason to share old photos, its just going to make me sad because while I had all those good times and good friends, NONE of that translated to my relationship in 2017 onward.
So what really bothers him is the reminders of what he lost. That's sad but also, he willingly traded everything just for Lori to use him. Can't feel too bad for the manlet.
I have had to personally unfriend over 800 people because everyone thinks it's so funny to mess with people who have mental traumas.
No, Kevin. You assumed 800 people care enough to laugh at you when they likely were half bots half cosplayers/fellow nerds who liked your costumes. You just killed your reach and removed potential friends because you think every single person you come across, in real life and online, wants nothing more than to destroy Lori and your life. Full blown paranoid schizo delusion. Broke ass nobodies in Utah are out here peeking through blinds and hiding in public because they genuinely believe they are infamous online influencers that people want to stalk in person and siphon clout off of. Kevin truly is the bigger cow at this point.
 
Kevin is back to Koping. At this point we could feasibly have one of those "Lolcow cycle" flowcharts set up for his bullshit.

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Lol Kevin, have sex. The further Lori plummets down the costhot slippery slope the further Kevin steps down the incel to woman hating MtF troon pipeline :story:
 
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