Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

Crazy idea, why not just do something because you enjoy it and not worry about pointless social media points?
how else is he going to garner clout and be a culture vulture? with each passing day he's starting to become abuela chan to the point where one day he's going to go full buffalo bill and wear her skin as a suit!
 
Kevin is back to Koping. At this point we could feasibly have one of those "Lolcow cycle" flowcharts set up for his bullshit.


Lol Kevin, have sex. The further Lori plummets down the costhot slippery slope the further Kevin steps down the incel to woman hating MtF troon pipeline :story:
He's right, there's no space for men like him in skating. Cause he's an annoying mall board hypebeast fag.
 
Man Kevin really is going to troon out. Years of not having sex is already taking its toll, then he has Lori just completely destroying every bit of confidence or connections with the outside world. He's living the same lifestyle as the incels except he's not necessarily being groomed online, just buck broken by Lori.
 
Kevin is back to Koping. At this point we could feasibly have one of those "Lolcow cycle" flowcharts set up for his bullshit.


Lol Kevin, have sex. The further Lori plummets down the costhot slippery slope the further Kevin steps down the incel to woman hating MtF troon pipeline :story:
Holy hell, the irony! Kev is bitching about how women (or ‘foids’, if I remember my incelese correctly) live ‘life on tutorial mode’. And yet, Kev is the biggest simp for Lori. Do any old Lori followers have or remember pics of any works in progress or any evidence of her making costumes? Certainly, a good number of her costumes were purchased and passed off as her own work. She got her fame that Kev so admired simply because she was an attractive girl in a weeb world before it was mainstream.

Kev just fucking wings reality all the time. So close to insight and yet so profoundly, wildly, inappropriately, off the mark.
 
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Kevvie is keeping up with us (Or Lori got mad at us again)! Glad to know you love Lori enough to remember you're supposed to give a fuck about the day she was shat out onto this Earth a week later. So nice of you to edit the fuck out of her and your faces but forget her cellulite busted thighs for all of us to keep laughing at. Never change Kevvie darling :feels:

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Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.
 
Kevvie is keeping up with us (Or Lori got mad at us again)! Glad to know you love Lori enough to remember you're supposed to give a fuck about the day she was shat out onto this Earth a week later. So nice of you to edit the fuck out of her and your faces but forget her cellulite busted thighs for all of us to keep laughing at. Never change Kevvie darling :feels:

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Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.
Mmmmm dat discoloration and cottage cheese... very loli.
while no one is "perfect" she's really f***ing close.
I thought she was perfect? Why is he backtracking now? He used to say it all the time.
 
Kevvie is keeping up with us (Or Lori got mad at us again)! Glad to know you love Lori enough to remember you're supposed to give a fuck about the day she was shat out onto this Earth a week later. So nice of you to edit the fuck out of her and your faces but forget her cellulite busted thighs for all of us to keep laughing at. Never change Kevvie darling :feels:

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Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.
Nothing about this picture says healthy relationship.
Kevin couldn't even get a picture without her dressed like a aliexpress whore
 
Kevvie is keeping up with us (Or Lori got mad at us again)! Glad to know you love Lori enough to remember you're supposed to give a fuck about the day she was shat out onto this Earth a week later. So nice of you to edit the fuck out of her and your faces but forget her cellulite busted thighs for all of us to keep laughing at. Never change Kevvie darling :feels:

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Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.
This pic must be from at least back in November when Lori posted this outfit
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God knows Kevin’s roots have grown out since. Don’t these two ever actually go out together anymore? What about those ‘date night’ looks Kevin was posting?
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Lori has posted a new Instagram video, declaring how cute she is:
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She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

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Yeah Lori, you are cute... if someone who has to say it is. Tell Kev to post a pic like he wasn't added in post. Honestly, with all the filters we all know she uses, a series of her trying sexy job kit would be interesting. Kinda in the "I dare you to show you can be productive" kinda way
 
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