Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[There Is Light At The End]

Bonus still:

 

[electric mouse]

Lori has posted a new Instagram video, declaring how cute she is:
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She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

Bonus still:
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I can’t believe Lori thought this video was fit to post.

Abuela‘s signature retarded faces, filters, and poor editing aside, this video might be the best showcase thus far of how she has gained a substantial amount of weight in the previous few years AND demonstrates that she is somehow even more rectangular and shapeless now than she was when she was at her lowest weight.

Loli elf bb gremlin where??

 

[Natsuki]

Man she looks like a woman famous know in the spanish YouTube community for being a stalker who claims in other things: being pregnant by various famous YouTubers like RubiusOMG,AuronPlay,Wildhater..... Uploaded badly done fanfics with shitty edits of "their wedding pictures" like she even has the same "I'm crazy for media attention" face too

Edit: managed to find a picture because I won't search her up ..... Literally she's know in spanish as "la madre loca"(the crazy mother) the thing is people don't know if she's truly insane or it's a character

The thing that kinda makes her better than Lori is that she doesn't pretend to be 'a eternal elf/wanpire Loli :3' and barely photoshops her pictures. If anything she does the Photoshop to look as if they were actually together but it's so badly done that it's obvious it's fake

 

[comfysocks]

She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

What are the optics on her OF? I can't imagine her having a lot of simps because she's nearly 40 and is larping as a loli. There has to be a handful of other people who cater to this demographic. I just want to know what happens in 10 years when she can't filter her way as current cosplay waifu. Cuckvin is aging like milk and has to simp for her while she cucks him.

 

[Dalton Caldwell]

Lori has posted a new Instagram video, declaring how cute she is:
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She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

Bonus still:
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This is so sad. Look at the desperation in her eyes. She’s terrified of not being young and uWu cute anymore.

 

[nekrataal]

This is so sad. Look at the desperation in her eyes. She’s terrified of not being young and uWu cute anymore.

It’s practically the only thing she has going for her it’s going away fast.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Lori has posted a new Instagram video, declaring how cute she is:
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She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

Bonus still:
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I will say something nice.

She does a decent job of hiding her missing tooth.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

What are the optics on her OF?

Last I heard it wasn't doing so well. Previous subscribers complained she was recycling shoots and not delivering what they signed up for. It also explains why they basically beg for people to subscribe. In the world of simps you don't even need a lot of them to make good money. You just need one or two who have disposable income to hook, but you have to actually put in some form of effort. There is a niche community for findoms(women who financially use men who get off on that), but you still have to make effort of keeping them interested. Lori saw money signs with other women showing off their bodies for money yet somehow still fucked it up.

 

[urine_county]

yep, total sunk cost fallacy at this point, with a smidge of 'first romantic and/or sexual relationship he had'

Iirc one of Kevin's former friends said that he wasn't a virgin when he met Lori but that she was his first serious relationship.

Here's a dump of Kevin and Lori things from yesterday:

Spoiler

 

[sconosciuta]

What are the optics on her OF? I can't imagine her having a lot of simps because she's nearly 40 and is larping as a loli. There has to be a handful of other people who cater to this demographic. I just want to know what happens in 10 years when she can't filter her way as current cosplay waifu. Cuckvin is aging like milk and has to simp for her while she cucks him.

She charges $10/mo on her OF. Some of her older sets (a year +) have close to 100 likes, but it looks like those subs are long gone. For her stuff from the last few months, it’s very rare for her to break 10 likes. I tried to look at Moo’s OF page to compare, but it does not show likes. In fact, none of the instathots I looked at had their OF likes visible without a subscription, so I have no idea how to interpret this info. Those numbers seem low, buuuuutttt….

Anyone have any insight?

Spoiler

A set from last year:


Vs a year later (and this one was particularly popular):

This is more the norm:

And vs this month’s most popular post:

the norm:

 

[2020chan]

Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.

He's not even touching her!
Lmao
"Fine! I'll take a picture with you but you have to keep your hands behind your back!"

LMAO, mgtow/incel arc when?

He is currently in the incel arc, has been since at least the beginning of this thread.
The next arc is either a sex worker arc or a troon arc.

Lori has posted a new Instagram video, declaring how cute she is:
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She is NOT AT ALL bothered by turning 37, obvs.

Bonus still:
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She needs to retire those geriatric extensions.
Put them out of their misery already.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Iirc one of Kevin's former friends said that he wasn't a virgin when he met Lori but that she was his first serious relationship.

Here's a dump of Kevin and Lori things from yesterday:

Spoiler

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I never knew bandana print made it to pants. I think there's a reason why we never see it, and Kevin is the main reason. It just looks so ugly, and I thought I was looking at Winnie the Pooh's got dang legs for a second.

Also Kevin you haven't been busy. Crying about us bullies on the internet with your fried ass hair and harpie screeching in the back ground while you do shitty little skate tricks for parking lot peanuts isn't a fucking job.

 

[sconosciuta]

Iirc one of Kevin's former friends said that he wasn't a virgin when he met Lori but that she was his first serious relationship.

Here's a dump of Kevin and Lori things from yesterday:

Spoiler

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I can’t figure out Lori’s hair here. It looks like a melted lump of plastic. The sunglasses indoors, the tie-dye hoodie with a jacket over top, the nonsensical captions, the fact that the apartment pool being closed is BIG NEWS and deserves three stories….everything about this is weird and sad.

Also, this is where Kevin parks himself while abuelita snaps her spicy pics? Lol, love that luxe classic style sitting room with Kevin: eboy-cosplay-martyr, plopped down in the middle.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I got a pair of yellow and black, Halloween edition Vans (the Shining) and I'm very careful to match then with lots of neutral colors specifically so that I don't end up looking like abuelas faggot boyfriend. I've met a lot of stupid people, but I've never seen more purposefully retarded outfits than what Kevin wears.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I got a pair of yellow and black, Halloween edition Vans (the Shining) and I'm very careful to match then with lots of neutral colors specifically so that I don't end up looking like abuelas faggot boyfriend. I've met a lot of stupid people, but I've never seen more purposefully retarded outfits than what Kevin wears.

More than likely it's just a ploy to get noticed. The skin walker is likely rubbing off on him. He'll chimp out when someone wears something similar and gets more attention for it, claiming they're copying him. Just like how Lori claims whatever waifu of the month is based off her. They over inflate how well known they think they are but under the sane breath get pissy because no one is giving them admiration for existing.

 

[ZeroCool129]

I can’t figure out Lori’s hair here. It looks like a melted lump of plastic. The sunglasses indoors, the tie-dye hoodie with a jacket over top, the nonsensical captions, the fact that the apartment pool being closed is BIG NEWS and deserves three stories….everything about this is weird and sad.

Also, this is where Kevin parks himself while abuelita snaps her spicy pics? Lol, love that luxe classic style sitting room with Kevin: eboy-cosplay-martyr, plopped down in the middle.

Honestly, I had to make the picture bigger to fucking tell it was Lori. Not good when folks can't tell your stupid ass kit apart, Kev.

 

[Basic Bleach]

Kevvie is keeping up with us (Or Lori got mad at us again)! Glad to know you love Lori enough to remember you're supposed to give a fuck about the day she was shat out onto this Earth a week later. So nice of you to edit the fuck out of her and your faces but forget her cellulite busted thighs for all of us to keep laughing at. Never change Kevvie darling

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Hover hand game still strong I see, lol have sex retard.

I love this. Not only are they both filtered to shit and back (excluding those dressed hams), it legit looks like Kevin shooped himself into the picture.

That is the face of a man who was standing sweatily outside the window, fapping furiously and trying not to get caught as that picture was taken.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Seeing this thread really makes me miss con drama. My ex gf dragged me to several anime cons from 2007-2009 and it was always rife with delicious shitshows. (Theres nothing more fun than people pretending to be other people on the internet dressing up as other people and getting into verbal slapfights with other people pretending to be other people dressed as other people) Also, every single con had one Lori-type alpha bitch who pretended like she ran the place despite everybody sort of hating her. Thing is: I believe most of those bitches either grew out of their god complex and did cosplay only for the hobbys sake or went off the cuff and let the whole "i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude" schtick behind them and moved on to other things like, yknow, school and shit.

Lori meanwhile is.... Oof, just sad. Look at her, the stress of being unable to keep up with other goti's is getting to her. No amount of filters can hide the self-loathing in her face and the absolute desinterest most people have for her except laughing at her being an almost 40yo woman pretending to be hot shit on OF. What a nightmare existence.

Also, Belle Delphine just blows her out the water when it comes to pulling off the "waifu bitch doing insane sex faces" schtick, because Belphine - for all the retardation that surrounds her - is smart enough to suck the simps dry for a year, go on hiatus and then come back until the next hiatus. Its almost like she knows what shes doing. Meanwhile, fucking Buckteeth McThot is terminally online, screaming shit into the void and dishing out public beatings on her cuck boyfriend and her ferrets.

Damn. What a case study on "The internet and otaku lifestyle may make you retarded".

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Seeing this thread really makes me miss con drama. My ex gf dragged me to several anime cons from 2007-2009 and it was always rife with delicious shitshows. (Theres nothing more fun than people pretending to be other people on the internet dressing up as other people and getting into verbal slapfights with other people pretending to be other people dressed as other people) Also, every single con had one Lori-type alpha bitch who pretended like she ran the place despite everybody sort of hating her. Thing is: I believe most of those bitches either grew out of their god complex and did cosplay only for the hobbys sake or went off the cuff and let the whole "i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude" schtick behind them and moved on to other things like, yknow, school and shit.

I truly miss those times where bitches weren't afraid to be catty to one another and it was a perpetual social ladder climb on who could be the most popular loser. Now with social media and everyone jumping on the bandwagon of canceling people and calling anyone who doesn't agree with them ableist and toxic people play fake nice and force themselves to get along out of fear of being targeted next. It's no fun to watch. Fortunately, with everyone in the community claiming to have some form of disability it's eventually going to implode on itself when no one is special if everyone is special.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What she is supposed to be

Spoiler: What we get