Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maldron the Assassin]

That Paul dude tweeting literally dozens of times about his mother calling him a coward is one of the funniest, most pathetic things I’ve seen online.

I cordially invite you to stop over in the Noah Antwiler thread.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Moviebob doesn't autistically insist on "getting the last word in" in every situation. If Blob was more like Piggy, he'd still be oinking at Lindsey Ellis until his account got banned, then he'd make an alt account and continue to try to get the last word in.

This nigga refuses to even change his phone number which would improve his QoL greatly because he sees it as letting the trolls "win". He acts tough in every way that doesn't matter. He's just the embodiment of failed manhood. He thinks driving a 4-stroke 50cc Mustang makes him manly, instead of, you know, providing stability and support for his child, paying his debts, or not being so fucking fat.

Most people get out of the know-it-all "I got the last word in, so I win!" phase in elementary school, or middle school at the latest. The fact that this guy is in his 40s and still acts like a 12 year old on facebook is so deeply odd to me. I hope the cawksuckas at O&A never stop milking this cow, because he just an endless fountain of milk.

I like to imagine that if Patrick changed his number and only gave it to Big Nikkki he would still get troll messages.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Anyone else interested in the continuing series of replying to absolutely everything, no matter what it is, within minutes?

This behaviour doesn’t encourage trolling, I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand why.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Imagine being you. You have Patrick, and you miss that he's obese. He's overweight. His BMI is through the roof. He's so fat that when he sits around the house, he's really FAT. He's not just obese either. He's not even just morbidly obese. He's GIGA-OBESE.

Also, he has a lispy gay voice, but that's not the most important thing about his voice. The most important thing about his voice is that it is FAT.

Patrick TomlinsonFatrick Hamlinson has a morbidly obese voice! He is like if you took Glenn Shadix and sucked out every iota of charm, talent, or ability.

And you also forgot that he is corpulent. He is not Rubensian, as that implies some level of attractiveness. He is in the obligatory territory of comparing him to Baron Harkonnen that any grotesquely adipose person connected to SF is in.

Things that he is not are "portly" and "stout." Both of these terms connote someone Falstaffian, someone who could be your best buddy, but he's also fat. Being your friend, though, you would always use adjectives that basically connote "yeah he's fat but he's cool too."

For people like Fat Rick, you reserve the lowest of the adjectives referring to body mass. He is not merely fat, he is obese. He is not merely obese, he is corpulent, "corpulent" being the best English adjective that merely denotes a certain level of adipose content in a person, but the connotations are full of pure evil. As "portly" is to "fat but a cool dude to party with," "corpulent" is "fat and also he'd molest and murder your kids."

You go on this entire rant and not once, NOT ONCE, do you bring up the fact that Patrick could lose some weight.

Frankly, I think you're slipping.

 

[Berrakh]

Moviebob doesn't autistically insist on "getting the last word in" in every situation. If Blob was more like Piggy, he'd still be oinking at Lindsey Ellis until his account got banned, then he'd make an alt account and continue to try to get the last word in.

It is just amazing that Pat makes moviebob look like a man with a solid grasp on social skills

You both forget that, also, Bob will be in charge of the Great Reset. So, enjoy poasting while you’re still alive.

 

[Fanny Trucker]

What do you think would happen if you put Pat and Bob in the same room (assuming you could somehow find a room that's big enough)

 

[bile demon]

Did you know Pat has a reborn doll line?

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Damn, Pat & Xander Vickers is one cow crossover I absolutely didn't see coming.

 

[Helium Bubble]

What do you think would happen if you put Pat and Bob in the same room (assuming you could somehow find a room that's big enough)

Probably not much. We know Patrick is the fakest fake tough guy in history, but I don't know how confrontational Bob is IRL. They'd probably sit down on their laptops in opposite corners of the room and studiously ignore each other, while fighting with people on Twitter.

 

[AprilRains]

Anyone else interested in the continuing series of replying to absolutely everything, no matter what it is, within minutes?

Anyone who doesn't love that is in the wrong thread.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What do you think would happen if you put Pat and Bob in the same room (assuming you could somehow find a room that's big enough)

It's getting them through the doorway at the same time that's the problem.

 

[Tropico 2: Port Snort]

What do you think would happen if you put Pat and Bob in the same room (assuming you could somehow find a room that's big enough)

They would fuse and become the platonic shitlib tough guy

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Anyone else interested in the continuing series of replying to absolutely everything, no matter what it is, within minutes?

This behaviour doesn’t encourage trolling, I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand why.

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This is fun but I saw someone else on the O&A board absolutely trash the Fat Man by directly engaging him and it "ribbed" me pretty fucking good.. I'd drag it over but I'm a lazy nigger lover.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

This is fun but I saw someone else on the O&A board absolutely trash the Fat Man by directly engaging him and it "ribbed" me pretty fucking good.. I'd drag it over but I'm a lazy nigger lover.

I’m too lazy to post every frame of those big back and forths. They are fantastic though.

 

[instythot]

I’m too lazy to post every frame of those big back and forths. They are fantastic though.

Those fellas deserve a visit for all the work they put in, that's why I don't repost their content

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

500 pages is looming. Pat is my favourite cow because of those 500 pages I’d say that 70-80% of it is real content.

I hope the milk never curdles.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

500 pages is looming. Pat is my favourite cow because of those 500 pages I’d say that 70-80% of it is real content.

I hope the milk never curdles.

I’m making a toast with a nice cool glass of strawberry milk, here’s to 500 more.

 

[instythot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDV9sKtRAvs

secret friday stream, lot of patrick talk, currently going over patricks old stand up bits

The stream is on the long side for people who aren't used to stuff like Kino Kasino, but the comedy review in the later section is well worth it.

 

[kcbbq]

Paul is the best Patrick Extended Universe character. The erotic fiction thing reminded me of discovering those websites as a kid looking for tits and wondering what kind of person writes this garbage. Now I know.
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Look at me I totally know how to use a sword! *swings* *dislocated thumb*

 

[James done did it]

500 pages is looming. Pat is my favourite cow because of those 500 pages I’d say that 70-80% of it is real content.

I hope the milk never curdles.

He's really unique for a twittercow in that he's not *just* producing twitter content. Between his absolute inability to disengage with trolls and his proclivity towards the noble lolsuit we're going to have years of content. The #payquasi saga could stretch well into Fat's 50s and beyond (if he doesn't die from alcoholism or his poor diet before then).

 

[Mr Moonface]

Man who abandoned his daughter lectures a man who is actually raising his kids. Also, Pat REALLY wants to talk to children about their sexuality, very creepy:



Piggy corrects a stalker:



Still trying to pick a fight with Hercules. He won't notice you without a blue checkmark piggy!



I'm the only REAL conservative, child:



Man who's been unemployed for over ten years celebrates another man losing his job:



More stalker oinking: