Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Because if this is what he thinks this page will go down in kiwifarms lore as the longest thread in history.
He doesn't think, though. He's just a mindless stimulus-response machine. Whack him with the tiny little rubber mallet, the knee jerks. Every time.

It's zero effort. Such low-effort trolling available literally to anyone.

All you have to do is whack it and you'll have a CHILDing immediately.
 
Here Lies
PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON
I Am Not Dead, Stalker. You Are Mentally Ill.
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Stopped clock and all that, but (supposedly) depressed Patrick was Fatty at his most lucid and sensible:

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Signing away all parental rights and allowing Pringle Can Jon to be Annabelle’s only father is the one decent act Patty has executed in his life. If only he’d had the guts to go through with the next execution:

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It’s not fatigue, Fat. It’s called being a gigantic coward.

Always take everything Pat says with a grain of salt, he is a notoriously unreliable narrator of his own life. PCJ stopped by onaforums briefly before a dick ran him off, said him and Ade tried to have him be a part of his daughter's life... but Patrick was fully in cunty "you are my enemy and I do not compromise, ex-wife" mode.

They tried to meet his insane demands three separate times, and all three times he ripped the offer up and said it wasn't good enough. Eventually everyone gave up, here Patrick sign this and don't contact her until she's 18. Baby mama and only child blocked like a twitter troll.

What you're reading is the story he made up after all this happened, where he's the hero (as always), his ex-wife is the villain, and he bravely fought for his daughter. No, he bravely fought for his narcissistic desire to "win" against his ex-wife in family court.
 
Always take everything Pat says with a grain of salt, he is a notoriously unreliable narrator of his own life. PCJ stopped by onaforums briefly before a dick ran him off, said him and Ade tried to have him be a part of his daughter's life... but Patrick was fully in cunty "you are my enemy and I do not compromise, ex-wife" mode.

They tried to meet his insane demands three separate times, and all three times he ripped the offer up and said it wasn't good enough. Eventually everyone gave up, here Patrick sign this and don't contact her until she's 18. Baby mama and only child blocked like a twitter troll.

What you're reading is the story he made up after all this happened, where he's the hero (as always), his ex-wife is the villain, and he bravely fought for his daughter. No, he bravely fought for his narcissistic desire to "win" against his ex-wife in family court.
yeah i agree. he's so addicted to social media validation and he lies and embellishes so much that i'm unable to take his suicide story seriously. equally likely that he sat around drunk and seething and imagining how sorry everyone would feel if he killed himself.
the comments he made about wishing harm on the other guy are probably his legit feelings though.
 
Imagine being such a cumstain of a human being your ex wife doesn't even take you for all your net worth in court but runs in the opposite direction and makes you sign away your parental rights. He's not even good enough to her as a meal ticket, she genuinely did not want him in their childs life at all.
Its not just the ex-wife. He had to get the state to agree to allow him to walk away.

It's so incredibly hard to do because the state wants someone to go after for child support in the event the mother dies.

It's so weird how cavalier he is about this. It's no big deal to him that a US state agreed with the mother that under zero circumstances, he should never be allowed to have contact with his child. This means he must have represented a threat to his child on par with IP2 Jewel.
 
In the serene autumn of 2006, Patrick S Tomlinson kidnapped a 9 year old African American and was heard uttering the words "You'll make a fine pizza topping, boi!! Oh yes you will"

That's just what I heard. I can't be sure if it's accurate, although several reliable news outlets reported the same.
 
Stopped clock and all that, but (supposedly) depressed Patrick was Fatty at his most lucid and sensible:

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Signing away all parental rights and allowing Pringle Can Jon to be Annabelle’s only father is the one decent act Patty has executed in his life. If only he’d had the guts to go through with the next execution:

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It’s not fatigue, Fat. It’s called being a gigantic coward.
I think most of his blog content is as true and accurate as his marathon times and how he owes quasi no money. Remember, "professional" fiction writer and professional liar do not have an insurmountable distance between them

The only thing he put in his mouth that day was seconds of whatever affront to cuisine Hooligans was offering and as many pity beers as he could squeeze out of the other regulars
 
Its not just the ex-wife. He had to get the state to agree to allow him to walk away.

It's so incredibly hard to do because the state wants someone to go after for child support in the event the mother dies.

It's so weird how cavalier he is about this. It's no big deal to him that a US state agreed with the mother that under zero circumstances, he should never be allowed to have contact with his child. This means he must have represented a threat to his child on par with IP2 Jewel.

I think the unique thing about this case was that Jon was willing to step up and legally assume parental rights to the kid. If you were the mediator or judge in that case and spent months dealing with Patrick - every selfish, untrustworthy, mean-spirited, arrogant, stupid, childish ounce of him - would you require a criminal reason to sign off on the agreed terms? Let the bio mother and her new man raise the daughter as their own, and keep this fucking lunatic out of her life?
 
There has got to be a name for Fatricks relentless compulsion to ALWAYS get in the last word to any slight against him by responding to every form of communication that is directed at him. It’s more than just ego and narcissism etc etc.

I think he is mentally incapable of not responding to an insult or slight, even of the most ridiculous, light hearted or innocuous kind. It’s fascinating from a clinical standpoint.

The sheer energy and attention it takes for him daily to keep up with and respond to all this shit is mind boggling.

He has to enjoy it. There is no other explanation.

Is it a battle of attrition for him? Just outlast the pests til they tire and stop, hence he wins?

Because if this is what he thinks this page will go down in kiwifarms lore as the longest thread in history.
He definitely likes the attention. A person doesn't become Twitter-addicted without some histrionic notes in their personality.
And I doubt people ever noticed he exists before he became a cow.
 
I think the unique thing about this case was that Jon was willing to step up and legally assume parental rights to the kid. If you were the mediator or judge in that case and spent months dealing with Patrick - every selfish, untrustworthy, mean-spirited, arrogant, stupid, childish ounce of him - would you require a criminal reason to sign off on the agreed terms? Let the bio mother and her new man raise the daughter as their own, and keep this fucking lunatic out of her life?
In my very limited experience, in a completely different state, I have seen it where the court mandated that the three parties come to an agreement that does not suspend parental rights for one party.

It's a really drastic thing to do legally. The courts want to limit the risk of the child ending up in foster care and they don't want to have the parties fight over this again at a later date if say Patrick regretted his decision.

Again, I am not a lawyer. I volunteer with the homeless and vets so from time to time, I end up in court rooms. It must be different in Wisconsin or whatever.
 
Holy shit, I've done some trawling of cringe threads, and this guy is the lord of all cringelords. How have I never seen this cringy motherfucker before?
The depths of insanity in the scifi writing community are unexplored by Kiwis. A lot of these people are baby boomers or Gen X so they aren't terminally online (anymore, most were in the BBS days) and their humor and horror don't filter into our view as much.

All you have to do is look at the SFWA pedos to see that there are tons of people who could have had threads if we knew more about them, but most of them had their peak of insanity in the 90s and 2000s and we missed seeing it.
 
The depths of insanity in the scifi writing community are unexplored by Kiwis. A lot of these people are baby boomers or Gen X so they aren't terminally online (anymore, most were in the BBS days) and their humor and horror don't filter into our view as much.

All you have to do is look at the SFWA pedos to see that there are tons of people who could have had threads if we knew more about them, but most of them had their peak of insanity in the 90s and 2000s and we missed seeing it.
It also seems like the internet is a dangerous cognitohazard in general, and the older you are the less likely you are able to resist it. If you're a millennial, you had time to acclimate to the water before 2008 happened and the internet exploded in popularity. If you're a zoomer, you don't know a world without post-2008 internet so you're (mostly) fine. If you're a boomer or Gen Z that never messed with the internet much before 2008, you're getting hit all at once and you're probably boned pretty bad. Like someone that never used heroin taking a Kurt Cobain dose.
 
Stopped clock and all that, but (supposedly) depressed Patrick was Fatty at his most lucid and sensible:

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Signing away all parental rights and allowing Pringle Can Jon to be Annabelle’s only father is the one decent act Patty has executed in his life. If only he’d had the guts to go through with the next execution:

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It’s not fatigue, Fat. It’s called being a gigantic coward.
It's hardly reassuring to read self-described "drunk with anger management issues" (A, L) Pat's gun-in-mouth "Monster" blog post, and constantly see tweets such as those below, and realize he's still allowed to have guns (even a CCW):
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The only time he ever mentions his daughter is to win idiotic arguments on twitter. Thankfully the trolls are there to correcT the record. Here's another one:

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Here's the debate that started the whole argument. This guy immediately pegs piggy as an internet tough guy:

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Piggy is thirsty:

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Some stalker oinking:

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Piggy fighting with Sonic the Hedgehog:

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Pat can't debate good:

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I'm cracking up about the people replying to him. These are just normies with no context and no connection to ONA or the Farms, but they manage to peg Rick impeccably every time. Calling him out as a tough guy and a ragepig, and hitting him with gems like "If there was a single intelligent thought in your head, it would have died from loneliness."

Even if all his "trolls" disappeared overnight, he still couldn't escape a world that recognizes him on sight as an impotent idiot.
 
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