The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[The handsome tard]

I like how people don't realize that by respecting Chris-chan's pronouns they're ironically devaluing the validity of trans people by giving an obvious autgynophiliac the benefit of the doubt.

That and the fact they are playing along with the wishes of a literal mother fucker.

I think the time to pretend like Chris is one of the "ideologically" protected is over, guys.

But then again, Chris is a good icon of the LGBTQ movement, ngl. Really represents what they are all about.

To be fair Chris let them do an in person house tour and interview, the least they could do is go along with Chris's delusions

Had Chris not been in prison as we speak for you know what, I would have even agreed there.

Chris never deserved any respect before but now he deserves it even less.[

What the hell people are going to do? Defend the rights of a cri- you know what, nvm, of course they will.

Already have seen some people unironically still defend his pronuns even after he was arrested.

That and, who cares tbh. Chris is a sick puppy but if it keeps him talking I will call him whatever gay pronouns he wants.

My issue is that, at this point, Chris is in jail for something he ADMIT doing. Its not like we will get any direct interviews with Chris for a while so it kind of baffles me why someone would be playing along even with that angle in mind.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I agree. Bob was no intellectual philosopher but he was certainly significantly more cultured than Barb and Chris. He made an effort to educate himself and collect iconic moments in recent human history. Music, film, art, collectibles. Say what you want about him, but Bob was tasteful. Worst part is how he tried to make something of Chris and Chris would respond by selling his valuables and fucking his geriatric wife.

He tried until he gave up because he actually believed Greene County was trying to keep his son a virgin and autistic. He was pretty off the rocker, too, let's not forget that. Most older men don't leave their family for a blubbering hoarder. Hell, if he had a problem with it, instead of just leaving her ass and taking his son, his dumbass stayed put. Honestly if he would've had the balls to do that or just clean the shit up against her wishes who knows how Chris could've turned out. But yes, I supposed he cared more than Barb, I don't think he had the slightest idea of what to do. At that point he realized how much he fucked up and was probably just waiting to die after Barb and Chris because at that point he squandered pretty much every option. He couldn't go back to his old family, god forbids if he leaves Barb and dies alone. It's actually pretty sad if you think about it.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

the reactions on this episode where pretty....interesting
Besides the smugness, he also sounds more rude and loud, I don´t know if it´s just me, but he almost acts like if those guys owe him something
Maybe is the insolation and extreme loneliness that he was experimenting, or maybe the fact that, he was almost a 40 year old man and even with his stupid act of being girly and hyper, he´s getting cranky and insufferable like every middle aged man on his circumstances
....
or maybe everything combined, IDK

The candid chris footage really highlights how insufferable he is to be around and how poor his social skills are.

He's like a child who throws a fit whenever something doesn't go exactly his way. Every time they asked him to explain more about the merge and his powers he got annoyed they didn't understand him 100%. or when hes trying to find controllers so all three can play games hes irritated and snaps when they suggest any solutions. The dogs are barking too loud? Scream at the top of your lungs, run upstairs and stop your feet in front of your guests to get them to stop barking. Just no manners or respect whatsoever.

Is it any wonder as to why Chris can only hang out with guys? No way any women, straight or from the lgbt community would hang out with him, because of those social skills, they instantly get second hand embarrassment.

Yet he thinks he gets along better with women than men. If this is how he behaved at the Game Place its a wonder that Megan was able to befriend him in the first place. She must have been desperate for friendship to hangout with Chris in public.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

@LoveYouLongTime will probably be mad at that since it’s really not hard to discern her appearance.

What am I supposed to be mad at?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's like a child who throws a fit whenever something doesn't go exactly his way. Every time they asked him to explain more about the merge and his powers he got annoyed they didn't understand him 100%. or when hes trying to find controllers so all three can play games hes irritated and snaps when they suggest any solutions. The dogs are barking too loud? Scream at the top of your lungs, run upstairs and stop your feet in front of your guests to get them to stop barking. Just no manners or respect whatsoever.

You forgot finishing his racist joke when being told by 3 people to stop. It reminds me of the little stories Marvin told here on the farms about Chris eating at McDonalds and constantly bitching at, and criticizing people while being completely unaware that they can actually hear him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's like a child who throws a fit whenever something doesn't go exactly his way. Every time they asked him to explain more about the merge and his powers he got annoyed they didn't understand him 100%. or when hes trying to find controllers so all three can play games hes irritated and snaps when they suggest any solutions. The dogs are barking too loud? Scream at the top of your lungs, run upstairs and stop your feet in front of your guests to get them to stop barking. Just no manners or respect whatsoever.

Imagine, he's probably acting the same way right now with the staff at the mental hospital for not catering to his delusions.

 

[Ophelia]

anyone else think mars dont really care for chris-chan or his lore and just milking it for views?

he knows people see him as that "documentary guy" and Chris has been a pretty hot topic.

Is that so terrible? Documentarians ought to have some kind of distance from their subjects.

 

[Jack Awful]

anyone else think mars dont really care for chris-chan or his lore and just milking it for views?

he knows people see him as that "documentary guy" and Chris has been a pretty hot topic.

Probably. Credits say he didn't write it. It's still good no matter what.

 

[Shibaru]

Very nice documentary, well put together; I Especially like all of the drawings spliced between everything; even if they weren't close to the same style, they all still reminded me of chris's works.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Come to think of it, during and after the Catherine and Al visit, the beagles just kept on barking. You'd think Chris would correct their behavior so that wouldn't happen again, but like Chris, their behavior never changed. I think Chris got used to it, but over time, it got to him. It's ironic since Chris isn't a fan of loud noises. If the hoard doesn't scare people away, it would have to be Snoopy and Clover. And Chris wonders why he doesn't get so many visitors and relies on few people, like Copitz.

 

[Red Hood]

The candid chris footage really highlights how insufferable he is to be around and how poor his social skills are.

To be fair you also get that impression from his picture with Megan where Chris is smiling and her face is an embarrassed thousand yard stare.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Another thing that was telling at the end of this documentary was that Chris convinced Barb that Magichan was real and that she talked to him. I don't know whether he was lying, but it's pretty dangerous to force your delusions onto someone that's going through the stages of dementia.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Come to think of it, during and after the Catherine and Al visit, the beagles just kept on barking. You'd think Chris would correct their behavior so that wouldn't happen again, but like Chris, their behavior never changed. I think Chris got used to it, but over time, it got to him. It's ironic since Chris isn't a fan of loud noises. If the hoard doesn't scare people away, it would have to be Snoopy and Clover. And Chris wonders why he doesn't get so many visitors and relies on few people, like Copitz.

I couldn't imagine living in that house with those dogs constantly barking like that, you can hear them from the street when the youtube dude pulls up. If you weren't a retard, living with that constant howling would turn you into one quick. I mean, they couldn't even bother to walk them. Taking them outside to shit was too much of an inconvenience so letting them squirt chicken noodle soup diarrhea all over the floor for a decade until they get reclaimed by the hoard was preferable. Of course they didn't train them. It's sad, I feel terrible for those dogs. At least one got away so far.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I couldn't imagine living in that house with those constantly barking like that, you can hear them from the street when the youtube dude pulls up. If you weren't a retard, living with that constant howling would turn you into one quick. I mean, they couldn't even bother to walk them. Taking them outside to shit was too much of an inconvenience so letting them squirt chicken noodle soup diarrhea all over the floor for a decade until they get reclaimed by the hoard was preferable. Of course they didn't train them. It's sad, I feel terrible for those dogs. At least one got away so far.

I think Barb as well as Chris got paranoid if the walked the dog, people (in Chris' case trolls) might take them away. I was thinking why not use Patti's pen, but that would have the same result, plus, they'd get calls from the neighbor's with the dogs barking outside. I'm surprised Chris or Barb didn't get any calls when the dogs were barking while they were inside.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think Barb as well as Chris got paranoid if the walked the dog, people (in Chris' case trolls) might take them away. I was thinking why not use Patti's pen, but that would have the same result, plus, they'd get calls from the neighbor's with the dogs barking outside. I'm surprised Chris or Barb didn't get any calls when the dogs were barking while they were inside.

I was honestly shocked at how loud they are. I just don't understand why they got them at all. I wonder if she got them because of Bob's death. It's probably better they didn't suffer like patti, I don't know what is worse to be honest, being chained in a pen outside in the elements running in a circle until you die, or being confined to the upstairs of a split level having your legs broken by the hoard falling on you and getting obese until you die at half your lifespan.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I just don't understand why they got them at all. I wonder if she got them because of Bob's death.

The common way to cope would be to buy a pet after a loved one has passed, so I wouldn't really blame Barb or Chris. With that being said, they are still bad at 'raising' animals. Again, they got Patti because they knew Bob would put in the work. I'd assume Barb would think Chris would do the same. Big mistake.

 

[John Freeman]

Well, interestingly and related to the topic, Bob might not have been upset about Chris selling his possessions.

oh wait, just kidding


The candid chris footage really highlights how insufferable he is to be around and how poor his social skills are.

I will admit, I would not blame someone for A-Logging Chris if their only context as to his existence was his relationship with Bob and Bobs valuables post mortem.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Done. Still processing.

Thanks! I’ll add this to the OP for the people that were asking for the new footage.

 

[Cr1tiko]

Honestly, it’s been hard to watch this documentary after watching Geno’s documentary, it’s mostly all old news.

 

[Ophelia]

Another thing that was telling at the end of this documentary was that Chris convinced Barb that Magichan was real and that she talked to him. I don't know whether he was lying, but it's pretty dangerous to force your delusions onto someone that's going through the stages of dementia.

Either Chris is lying about the whole thing (my guess) or Barb played along like some parents do when their small children have an imaginary friend.

We don’t know that Barb has been going through dementia. She’s a liar and a con artist who has pretended for the camera to get money.

I'm surprised Chris or Barb didn't get any calls when the dogs were barking while they were inside.

I bet they have got calls and blew them off. Charb don’t give a fuuuuck.