Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Duke Nukem]

By negrating every post in the thread apparently

It's hilarious how he fled his country to avoid military service yet shits on anyone who does not sing Zelensky's praises or swallow anything Western or Ukrainian state sources say.

He can always tell them upon his return that he was "fighting the information war."

Better get to negrating anything with a backwards R in it and maybe spamming gay porn all over anyone you suspect even knows where Moscow is.

 

[White_N]

Niggas I don't understand why you are discussing the morality or righteousness of this war. A huge mass of oil and gas was discovered in the maritime space of Ukraine close to the Crimea. In itself, competition for oil and gas for Russia is not pleasant, even against a neutral state, but after 2014, the constitution of Ukraine spelled out the intention to join NATO and the EU. For the sake of cheap energy, huge investments would be made in Ukraine, as they are now. So we are talking not only and not so much about the military expansion of NATO as about the economic one, and when Ukraine would become part of NATO/EU, Russia absolutely could not do anything because everyone would start waving Article 5.
So the bear has to stumble and do something now or starve to death in 10 years.
Nazism, global homo, freedom, and democracy are just reasons for soldiers to go to die and kill for oil. Would you agree that an additional 10 cents per barrel of oil does not sound very heroic?

 

[capitalBBustard]

According to Zelenskiy, the chemical weapon in question was "expired MRE farts" in a delivery mechanism called "jar".

 

[Titos]

Niggas I don't understand why you are discussing the morality or righteousness of this war.
A huge mass of oil and gas was discovered in the maritime space of Ukraine close to the Crimea. In itself, competition for oil and gas for Russia is not pleasant, even against a neutral state, but after 2014, the constitution of Ukraine spelled out the intention to join NATO and the EU. For the sake of cheap energy, huge investments would be made in Ukraine, as they are now. So we are talking not only and not so much about the military expansion of NATO as about the economic one, and when Ukraine became part of NATO/EU, Russia absolutely could not do anything because everyone would start waving Article 5. So the bear has to stumble and do something now or starve to death in 10 years.
Nazism, globalhomo, freedom, and democracy are just reasons for soldiers to go to die and kill for oil. Would you agree that an additional 10 cents per barrel of oil does not sound very heroic?

If they only wanted to protect oil they should have attacked Saudi Arabia, everyone would cheer them on because fuck the Saudis.

 

[White_N]

If they only wanted to protect oil they should have attacked Saudi Arabia, everyone would cheer them on because fuck the Saudis.

But think of the Russian and Ukrainian whores! This is their wintering place! They are an endangered species!

And don't forget that Saudi oil smells of freedom and democracy, if you know what I mean.

 

[Male Idiot]

>tfw you live to see Nazis literally oy veying about getting gassed

They serve Jewlenskyyyy, they get the gas.

 

[Aidan]

The past few days I've heard Russian forces have corralled Azov and AFU forces in Mariupol and have nearly taken it. In this thread I see the Azov leader (apparently) complaining that Kiev hasn't been returning his calls and there seems to be no chance for supplies coming in. If the Mariupol Marines facebook post is legit, then they feel they've already lost and are just going to give hell on their way out...

These points imply Russia is gaining in Mariupol on their own, so if even just one is genuine, and I am personally confident in the Azov leader one, then it makes no sense for Russians to go chemical all of a sudden. It's either a really retarded move or fake n gay. Apparently the effect isn't even that bad which is usually one of the main concerns with chemical attacks as I understand it.
That is to say, I don't buy it. Those guys have every reason to lie right now.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Wagner telegram apparently reposting /chug/ memes.

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Nazis mocking other Nazis on the interwebs?

What in the flying flip is going on?

Jews jewing each other, Nazis nazing each other, antifacists antifacing each other.

 

[UVB-76]

After rewatching the movie "The Rock" a while ago.

I realized that the Colonel was right and justified, but since its a movie, they had to make Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery win.

That's the moment where Ed Harris diverts the missile into the sea at work. It's the little things.

So the bear has to stumble and do something now or starve to death in 10 years.

Now everyone is clowning on Germoney for buying Russian gas and urging the Euros to find alternatives.
"Was getting sanctioned part of your plan?"
"We're crashing this wheat producing country, with no survivors!"

 

[kuuu]

To be fair, the DPR defense spokesman did say they should use chemical troops to "find a way to smoke these moles out of their holes,” a few hours ago.
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Which is the most obvious phrase to use in Russian here. Usually you'd use "rats", but he went out of his way not to use such a derogatory term. It could be applied to anything: leaving only one entrance, drowning them, using some guerilla tactics or indeed gassing.
Or, for example, when you say "I gotta smoke some fools" it doesn't mean that you are going to go gas someone either.

 

[cistendered]

>tfw you live to see Nazis literally oy veying about getting gassed

I hope for Azog’s sake the doors at Azovstal are wooden like the doors at Auschwitz.

 

[Narcotics]

The past few days I've heard Russian forces have corralled Azov and AFU forces in Mariupol and have nearly taken it. In this thread I see the Azov leader (apparently) complaining that Kiev hasn't been returning his calls and there seems to be no chance for supplies coming in. If the Mariupol Marines facebook post is legit, then they feel they've already lost and are just going to give hell on their way out...

These points imply Russia is gaining in Mariupol on their own, so if even just one is genuine, and I am personally confident in the Azov leader one, then it makes no sense for Russians to go chemical all of a sudden. It's either a really retarded move or fake n gay. Apparently the affect isn't even that bad which is usually one of the main concerns with chemical attacks as I understand it.
That is to say, I don't buy it. Those guys have every reason to lie right now.

That's something i forgot to add on my posts above, we have seen how desperate azov forces at mariupol have been these past days because apparently they have been left for dead by other ukranian troops, there's the video of the azov leader guy whinning about how no one wants to share their new nato toys with them at mariupol, and we have seen footage and pictures of russian gear being moved en masse at mariupol.

Russia have them by the balls, there's only pockets of them dispersed around mariupol left.
In short, Azov guys are definitely fucked over there, and the fact that this chemical claim CAME from the guys who are not having a good time down there is making me doubt about it, let's say it's confirmed though and russia for some reason threw the chemtrails, no dead have been reported yet? no effects on civilians? if i was an azov guy writting down i would make it seem as if thousands of civs have been affected by it but they were pretty vague with the effects of the supposed attacks, just saying some guys had asthma or something.

definitely sus, SO FAR i've only seen tabloids reporting on it, reuters has a small article up rn but it says the events are still unconfirmed.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Nazis mocking other Nazis on the interwebs?

What in the flying flip is going on?

Jews jewing each other, Nazis nazing each other, antifacists antifacing each other.

It's the Jewraine, it is to be expected.

 

[White_N]

A Wikipedia article on the topic of chemical attacks

I'm not sure, but the name Zhmil-3133 may be a joke from the viewers of the Russian political streamer.
https://translate.yandex.ru/transla...kipedia.org/wiki/Химическая_атака_в_Мариуполе
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Химическая_атака_в_Мариуполе

Edit: it was a joke and it was deleted

 

[elite_club]

Nazis mocking other Nazis on the interwebs?

What in the flying flip is going on?

Jews jewing each other, Nazis nazing each other, antifacists antifacing each other.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.


Mainly because we let the retards, that caused the problems in the first place, keep reproducing

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Which is the most obvious phrase to use in Russian here. Usually you'd use "rats", but he went out of his way not to use such a derogatory term. It could be applied to anything: leaving only one entrance, drowning them, using some guerilla tactics or indeed gassing.
Or, for example, when you say "I gotta smoke some fools" it doesn't mean that you are going to go gas someone either.

He directly used the term "chemical troops", so while it could be shit lost in translation, it's not a good sign when the term "chemical troops" and "smoke them out" is used in the same sentence.

 

[White_N]

That's the moment where Ed Harris diverts the missile into the sea at work. It's the little things.

Now everyone is clowning on Germoney for buying Russian gas and urging the Euros to find alternatives.
"Was getting sanctioned part of your plan?"
"We're crashing this wheat producing country, with no survivors!"

There are no alternatives in the near future because Russian oil and gas are being sold below the market price. Even Ukraine, which boasts of independence from Russia, simply buys gas from Europe at insane prices, which in turn buys gas from Russia, a stroke of genius.

There are no alternatives to Russian-Ukrainian grain. Europe cannot feed itself, nor can the East.

This is a staring game until one of the sides gives up and blinks.

 

[Getting tard comed]

The Russians didn't use chemical weapons. Just gonna say that now.

Also, for the people a week ago who were trying to bring up the lack of denazification on Russia's checklist, that looks like it's about to be crossed off with the donbaus regions. That leaves a change of goverment(unlikely at this point imo but still possible) and a guarentee that Ukraine doesn't join Nato. I'm pretty sure this doesn't end without that happening. Or Putins death. I don't see Putin dying.

On a much more interesting note:

https://www.rt.com/news/553711-china-ships-weapons-to-serbia/

The lines are solidifying. Where India, Pakistan, The Philippines, Brazil, and Iraq end up are the questions for me.

 

[kuuu]

He directly used the term "chemical troops"

Oh, I blanked that out. Yeah, he said that. I stand corrected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_NBC_Protection_Troops

What is usually meant by chemical troops, as far as quick research shows.
These guys use flamethrowers and related ordnance.

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Nonetheless, I'm gonna be consistent and not trust these news whatsoever. Especially since it's just a repeat of what we keep seeing over and over again.

 

[JambledUpWords]

There are no alternatives in the near future because Russian oil and gas are being sold below the market price. Even Ukraine, which boasts of independence from Russia, simply buys gas from Europe at insane prices, which in turn buys gas from Russia, a stroke of genius.

There are no alternatives to Russian-Ukrainian grain. Europe cannot feed itself, nor can the East.

This is a staring game until one of the sides gives up and blinks.

All I’ve learned from this war is that Eurocucks (especially Germany), need to step up their game. Being reliant on people you are in a proxy war with is a bad idea.