Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[MrJokerRager]

Well, there was the Sepoy Mutiny

That method of punishment is super fucking metal despite how horrific accounts are of it, plus don't use grapeshot.

Blowing from a gun - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Sammich]

I want to apologize if it seemed like I was trying to be Starting a racial conversation To dunk on white people. One thing I will say is I've seen enough from people who put race above everything. Most of the time they are the people that have done the least for their race. This especially goes for Americans or westerners that are pro black/white. They usually are never the ones to help person person from their race get off of drugs or attain a higher position in life. They usually go online and talk about how their races the best and everyone else sucks but they never really put Skin in the game to make their race better. Again I have been treated well by people who are fair and intelligent and I do the same. Again not trying to start shit. I've been lurking on kiwi farms for at least 5 or 6 years I just never made an account I'm new so I don't want to make enemies unnecessarily.

That's the only reason i was going at you, every other post was "look how stupid these white fucks are".

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Good to have you back.
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Around Polacks, never relax

 

[Elbereth]

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The gayops from western intel just keep coming. Now Russia is totally gonna Allahu Ackbar their own people, because they somehow need more justification for the war? So in just the last few days we have - Russia hoholodomor'd 6 million people in Bucha, Russian soldiers have raped 6 million Ukrainian women, Russia gassed 6 million Azogites in Mariupol, and now 6 million trucks of peace are going to be activated to terrorize Russian civilians.

I can only assume that with how hard the news is being pumped full of bullshit, the actual fighting is going really well for Ukraine. I'm sure the AFU will have Moscow under seige by next Tuesday, and that the bulk of their army isn't about to be raped in the ass by Russian artillery and air strikes.

Bruh, this is how Putin can to power and second chechen war started

Around Polacks, never relax
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I'm really glad I live in your head rent free

 

[White_N]

Someone said that big shots can't be on the front line well

Georgy Baramidze, former Deputy Prime Minister of Georgia, is fighting in Ukraine as part of the mercenaries of the Georgian Legion.

 

[Lookie-lou]

It should be a rule for unironic Nazis,, have a no tattoos policy.

yeah they didnt seem fan's of tattoos, except for strictly functional ones like bloodtype... or you know what.

 

[White_N]

Mariupol residents told foreign journalists about the situation in the city and about the shelling by the Ukrainian military.

According to one of the locals, the situation in the city is difficult, there is no work, no food either. Another resident said that her mother's house burned down because of the actions of the AFU.At the same time, those who tried to extinguish the fire were shot by snipers.Eyewitnesses added that the Ukrainian military treated the elderly like cattle, and all those who ended up in Mariupol, the authorities have already dubbed traitors.

 

[Fougaro]

Key takeaways:

• Regarding the videos of Ukrainian soldiers getting literally BTFO'd by the tank: According to VOR, if it was a Russian tank, the tank crew would have at least stopped to check what was going on from afar. The most likely scenario is that the Ukrainians got blue-on-blue'd by accident or by "accident".
• Ukrainians still attempt to take Kherson with attacks from both sides being basically a ping-pong match. Retaking Kherson is for the Ukrainians not impossible, but very difficult at this point, especially since the Russians are continuing to reinforce their positions there. Holding the western bank of the Dniepr river is critical for an eventual attack on Nikolayev Mikolayiv and Odessa.
• In Mariu/pol/' a Ukrainian marine infantry unit, including foreign fighters, surrendered. The Nazis of the Azov Battalion are literally oy veying over getting gassed by the Russians. While omegalul levels of funny, Russian tropps with chemical combat gear have yet to be seen. Local Ukrainians being affected could have been either from the Russians actually using chemical weapons, or simply from Ukraine being such a polluted shithole.
• Apparently Russia's grand attack on the Donbas may have started as early as April 9th, but we have yet to see a major mechanised attack. If so, it would confirm that the Russians have switched to the ¡Yeb! Bush approach of slow and steady winning the race and to indeed fight smart instead of hard. Maybe the Darwinian approach culling your retards at the initial stages of a war is indeed a viable strategy...
• The Russians are amassing more forces around Belgorod to be deployed for an attack on Kharkov Kharkiv.

 

[Wy4M]

Someone spread the fake rumor that the Pentagon admitted that Zelensky and Soros are cousins.
Snopes and all the other deboonkers had to jump in to deboonk it.
Nonetheless it's funny.

 

[Lookie-lou]

It reminds me of something...

I put vastly more faith in actual Ukrainians [excluding Azov and foreign larpers]. Indoctrinated into kurwa levels of russian hate or not; I would still be there on the front with them if I was born there.

but still goes to show how sloppy NATO is with their long term narratives, and has been for a long while.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Someone said that big shots can't be on the front line well

Georgy Baramidze, former Deputy Prime Minister of Georgia, is fighting in Ukraine as part of the mercenaries of the Georgian Legion.
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I'm sure he is an awesome asset with like 20 confirmed kills.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I'm really glad I live in your head rent free

Only jk I have loved and respected all Polish people since I first saw one in a movie

 

[doesnotglow]

RF first went offline in early Feb.

RF administrators then posted open-anti Russian, pro NATO/pedo/jew crap in mid-late Feb. Whether it's compromised by the FBI or not, it's now run by enemies of humanity.

It's confirmed now. RF was run by the FBI for a couple months. It didn't have anything to do with Russia.

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2022/04/raidforums-get-raided-alleged-admin-arrested/

 

[kuuu]

Girlfriend: Ok, go on and rape Ukrainian women and don't tell me anything, ok? Eheheh~ Today I've been to-
Russian soldier: -you are saying to not tell you?
G; Yeah, so I wouldn't know anything. Eheheh~ Why are you asking?
R: So I can do it, yeah?
G: Yes, I allow it. Eheheh~ Just don't forget to use contraceptives. Eheheh~
R: Alrighty.

100% Legit call recording from Security Service of Ukraine
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThj48at2iw

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Spoiler: NSFL — Chechen fucking the shit out of a Ukrainian

Spoiler: I think this deserves a double spoiler

I'm sorry.

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This guy that supposedly escaped Kiev on the first day of special operation got caught, says Zelenski on his instagram.
Supposed to be some high profile guy with close personal connections to Putin. Putin is his daughter's godfather.

 

[Wy4M]

Honoring her hero who went to Valhalla about a week ago.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcG8xPfoWEu/

 

[Oxous]

The SBU has recaptured Viktor Medvedchuk (as announced by Zelensky on IG). A self-proclaimed "personal friend" of Vladimir Putin, Medvedchuk was placed under house arrest in May 2021 on charges of treason and "illegal exploitation of natural resources in Crimea" but managed to escape 4 days after the war began. I'm sure he, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine, and some Ukrainian glowies will have a nice chat about what he's been up to.

 

[Kane Lives]

The SBU has recaptured Viktor Medvedchuk (as announced by Zelensky on IG). A self-proclaimed "personal friend" of Vladimir Putin, Medvedchuk was placed under house arrest in May 2021 on charges of treason and "illegal exploitation of natural resources in Crimea" but managed to escape 4 days after the war began. I'm sure he, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine, and some Ukrainian glowies will have a nice chat about what he's been up to.
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Welp. He ain't gonna survive the war now, regardless of who wins.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

The SBU has recaptured Viktor Medvedchuk (as announced by Zelensky on IG). A self-proclaimed "personal friend" of Vladimir Putin, Medvedchuk was placed under house arrest in May 2021 on charges of treason and "illegal exploitation of natural resources in Crimea" but managed to escape 4 days after the war began. I'm sure he, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine, and some Ukrainian glowies will have a nice chat about what he's been up to.
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You have to be kinda retarded to still be hanging out where the ukies can catch you if you're in his shoes. He should have fucked off to the rear areas of Russian control if he wanted to stay in country.

 

[Sammich]

Where are the toilet scrubbers? Is this during work hours that they can’t regale us with ebil Russian hot takes?

I like to think Vince is taking his 10 minute breaks and just furiously negrating. Nothing anyone can say will change my mind on this. he's furious he has to actually do some real work to get his polack gibs, he's bigmad he has to work next to polacks, the only way to vent that anger is downvote everyone.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Honoring her hero who went to Valhalla about a week ago.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CcG8xPfoWEu/

How come nobody in Ukraine wants to LARP as the side that actually won WW2