Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Radical Sloth]

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[nooo]

This goofy heifer is something else with that title. Each video is getting more dull. Her breakdown or whatever was even boring. That minute of a mukbang she didn’t finish on camera because it wasn’t “hitting” was pointless. You know she ordered takeout after.

 

[King Fructose]

Yet another video of this behemoth eating. What a surprise.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Yet another video of this behemoth eating. What a surprise.

And what's grand is (a) it's only the first portion of the video (the rest is her sperging about the stupid toys she got at the dollar store), and (b) she didn't even like most've what she had on her plate, but said that she'd be eating it anyway.

Intuitive eating! 1600 calories! Here's how you do it, folks!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

She said she’s related to Ozzy Osborne because she found a official looking binder in a shed outside her house as a child with him in it.

Her crackhead parents probably stole it backstage from a concert.

 

[Pippeyy]

She has been lying about Ozzy Osbourne since she started her channel. She said he was "in her family tree" in some "facts about me" video. Maybe when she claimed to be diagnosed with ASMR.

 

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Just because her media manager is black, it doesn't mean all the food has to be. Cauliflower hash browns that are burnt to Hell do not look or even sound appetising. No wonder she prefers delivered fass fud.
She even eats like a fucking toddler. Hopefully soon she will graduate to using a knife to eat with. It will be the only graduation this idiot might ever achieve. Bring from the UK, we don't really use the GPA system, so I had a quick look and a 3.9 can apparently can get you into Princeton. I wonder at which stage of the curriculum Fatty will take the class where she colors maps in?
I was fully expecting a gorlfriend reveal when she put the camera in her ear. There's nothing where her brain should be, so I was expecting to see straight out of the other ear for a full Jade reveal.
Twinkie weighs in and is still fat as fuck.
Her gorlfriend has drawn Fatty a ring but the sizing looks a bit off... OH MA GAH.
Vlogging her life. 'Some parts remain personal for now'. So still employing her narc tactics. Keep watching and I might... NOTHING TO SEE HEAR.

LEAVE YOUR FUCKING STY AND GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING HOG

 

[Constellationzero]

LEAVE YOUR FUCKING STY AND GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING HOG

She does. Every eight weeks, the Gollywog drives Hambutt to the DRS office in Lexington for her staffings, and to ensure the Golly still gets paychecks coming from the state.

There's video proof of the pachyderm inside the car and outside the Henry. With no Urnge Chikin or WAOW Bao.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Just watched some highlights of the drunk stream. She said she’s related to Ozzy Osborne because she found a official looking binder in a shed outside her house as a child with him in it. She got “distracted” by the chat but it was really because she couldn’t figure out where to go with the lie she was telling lol.

She knows that Ozzy is British and not Portuguese right?

 

[Owlflaps]

I hate her shriek cackling. Bitch, you're 31, not 12.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She knows that Ozzy is British and not Portuguese right?

Lulz. What are the odds of that?

Her gorlfriend has drawn Fatty a ring but the sizing looks a bit off... OH MA GAH.

Yeah, WTF is the "gf's" problem? Does she not know that Big LiarHam is a size 9?

Vlogging her life. 'Some parts remain personal for now'. So still employing her narc tactics. Keep watching and I might... NOTHING TO SEE HEAR.

We all knew it could get even more boring and pointless. That inevitability has arrived.

LEAVE YOUR FUCKING STY AND GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING HOG

I have more respect for the hogs covering themselves in mud to stay cool.** At least they have a plan.

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"Got some skittles freezer pop. i love freezer pops because they're so low calories" (stares down at nutrition facts)
Guessing she didnt do that at dollar store dumbfatfucklynn
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woW AT A LOW LOW 160 CALORIES WITH ALL THE SUGAR- FREEZY CANDY BABYYY

Yummy. Sugar water in various colors. Just eat the candy, Hamber, Or make some Kool-Aid.

** Fun fact for those of you who may not know: pigs cannot sweat. That's why they happily wallow in muddy water, to keep cool (and also to prevent sunburn). The more you know.


Recap of this piece of shit vlog.

Terrible thumbnail, person who is in their ninth year of making content.

Opens with her - what else? - eating. One slice of toast with grape jelly and two unnatural disks of hashbrowns that are made from collee-flower. Why? That makes gnocchi and now hashbrowns made from collee-flower and all I have to say is BUY THE FUCKING POTATO VERSIONS. JFC.

Anyhow, she takes a bite of the toast, and is clearly not happy with it. She then takes a bite of the non-hashbrowns and is equally unhappy, to the point where she says she doesn't think she likes them. Puts some Tapatio on a bite, declares it better. You should have used some of that ranch from your fridge. Says she will finish this later, and goes to a new clip. No you won't Big Ham. You'll order some food. She gives a gross/trigger warning.

The "gf" has a little pen camera, which Hamber takes to put in her ears. She manages to put about three centimeters of the probe in her ear, pulls it right back out before we an really see anything and does her fucking shrieking and CACKLING, which is not cute and not perky, you fucking overacting cunt. Stop it. Says if she were better at editing, she would film her reaction to jabbing the probe in her ears. If only there were a way to become better at something, especially by doing that something habitually. Amazingly, she is not a special dainty princess, and when she puts the probe back in, she sees earwax! In her ear! Remarkable.

Offers to shove it up her nose, but doesn't do it. Pity. I was looking forward to it.

We then go to WTWN, the Twinkie broadcast, already in progress. It's weigh-in time for the Twonk! The "gf" pits her on the scale and she clocks in at 12.4. Still fat. Come on, Big Ham. Stop feeding Twinkie shit she doesn't need, like treats. Have I ever mentioned that I despise that fucking high pitched baby voice Hamber uses when she talks at the animals? I despise it, plus the stupid accents she tries to throw in there. There's a little notebook on a bookcase or table or something near h scale. Hamber claims they weigh in daily - yet another thing the imaginary ED clinic said not to do - record it in that notebook, and write cutesy bullshit notes to one another.

A little herb windowsill pot with parsley, cilantro, and chives is up next so Big Ham can use her balloon hands to point at it. At least she doesn't say PARZ-lee any more. Shows us a squirt bottle they got from Amazon. Amazon?!? You were at the dollar store, why didn't you get it there?

Because she fidgets, did you guise know she fidgets? She's totally a fidgeter, y'all!, yesiree bob, a complete fidgeter! Got some glow in the dark putty to help her when she fidgets. Fucking child. When she drops it, that will be it for the putty.

Shows some kind of scratch art paper that's black, and you use a stick to draw on the paper, which reveals itself to be rainbow-colored (f course). The "gf" draws a diamond ring for Hamber, but clearly didn't catch Big Al's ring size when Big Al was insisting on a certain ring size for her dainty fingers. Big Ham says there's something satisfying about getting all the black off of it. That isn't a nice thing to do to your "gf", you know. Says something stupid about it being therapeutic, like when she's in a binging mood. Sure, Ham, sure. YOU DO NOT HAVE BED.

Outro: too lazy to do a proper outro. Instead, just puts up cards, with a terrible font choice (just like her pillow mountain merch!). She's vlogging without rules, guise, watch out! Vlogging her life (boring!) but of course some personal things are left out. Wants to thank everyone for their support, and she'll be back. To be continued. Swell. She didn't even make it to the eight minute mark, using those cards to stretch time.

TL;DW/R: Big Ham hates the breakfast her no-try, bare minimum "gf" made her. Twinkie is down weight. She got shit to occupy her short attention span. Not recommended.

 

[Angel Dust]

Sites not letting me quote you right now, but can I just say how much I love your rage-caps of this pig?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sites not letting me quote you right now, but can I just say how much I love your rage-caps of this pig?

It keeps me from driving up there, impersonating Uber Eats, and punching her in her fat fucking face when she flings her door open hard enough to bury the handle in the drywall of the entryway.

This is how much people don't like your bullshit, Fatty.

1:08 PM

Just two minutes shy of three hours later.

4:06PM

You'll need to do better than this to recapture eyeballs. This is pathetic even by your channel's current standards.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber has shown lately how incredibly immature she is and drinking certainly does not improve her. It is also clear that Jade is in the take. While, on paper, she seems to be smarter than Amber's average girlfriend, but by now, she knows how insufferable Amber is. Therefore she knows Amber does want to get married not for love but to be assured that the other person would not leave. I still do not know the reason for her to be there but it is not for Amber's benefit.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Therefore she knows Amber does want to get married not for love but to be assured that the other person would not leave.

Hamber wouldn't know "love" if ol' Cupid himself jammed an arrow directly into her massive shelf ass. She only knows "need" and she needs someone to take care of her. Narcs are incapable of loving anyone but themselves. But they're experts at manipulating others (even under the guise of love) to get what they need.

Same as it's always been with her.

 

[fvckm3]

The drunk stream was a livestream so it couldn't be the same day. She just always wears the same fucking clothes all the time. The same day as the stream she uploaded a video wearing a black and white striped shirt with pink some shit or other on it. No, Wipey didn't disconnect the wifi, but she should have. Shit just froze for a second. And the rice and balls offering seems to have been to appease the Binge Monster that didn't get its way earlier in the day.

you are absolutely right about the live - my dumbass totally forgot about that

i wonder how wifey is rethinking their relationship after witnissing Ambers tantrums lol

 

[pot of sneed]

i wonder how wifey is rethinking their relationship after witnissing Ambers tantrums lol

I think she's handled it quite well, a lot better than Destiny who gave in and drove her to get nom noms while Becky caved in after the binge monster was unleashed. In a sick way, Hammy's food rages would probably be quite hilarious if you didn't give a singular shit about her. Becky did and so was manipulated, but Jade held firm and just plied the beast with some booze and then that plate of shitty rice and chicken meatballs. Thinking back to some old (probably deleted by now) reaction videos, there were some instances of food rage and one from Eric's channel that stood out when he was blathering on about his gummy worm workout mix - Hammy could be heard banging on the walls in the background screaming something and I am so fucking curious about how she reacts when she becomes the binge monster a la Two Face-style.

Hoping to high heaven that Jade sticks with it. I want to see this bitch miserable after weeks of no take out. Also her videos are boring af as always, yawn snore.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Amberlynn is so fucking boring I can't be bothered to watch any of her content anymore, but I could have sworn I saw that she said Jade had broken up with her during the livestream? And she was 'single like a pringle' or some dumb shit she usually says??

Now she's buying shit paracord for BDSM and hiding notes in easter eggs? I feel like I've jumped into an alternate universe because no one is talking about this, besides a few vague mentions a few pages back after the live stream. I'm guessing her and Wifey aren't actually broken up? Please clarify because I don't know what's going on anymore.

 

[King Fructose]

Please clarify because I don't know what's going on anymore.

bottom line is amberlynn doesn’t know what is going on anymore either.