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It's the latter. He's doing the "poor me" shit again when it comes to collaborating with others, which is an outright lie.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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It's the latter. He's doing the "poor me" shit again when it comes to collaborating with others, which is an outright lie.
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Beaten the khet to death hear. never gets old hearing the guy who has hundreds of hours of videos proving/debunking his lies and ways of scheming cash outta people. accusing everyone else of being deceptive shills looking out for their bottom line only at the expense of truth and credibility. Delusional and disengious dosent even come close to what Phil is. So interesting yet so gross.
Also always a real nice treat hearing him tip toe around his laziness when it comes to editing. Any asshole boomer could download fuckin kinemaster and nig together a video in a afternoon with screen recorder and some fucking pngs. Crop out the watermark and everything between seltzers and TV dinners themsevles. It's not that hard for even the mosy retarded of dents. It won't be great. But it's not like some impossible feat for even the most lazy people. You have a desktop you have a laptop you have a smart phone. All of em pretty easy and doable. Plethora of free software than will run on a fucking potstoe these days and still do a job comparable to or better than the crap Phil spews out on the internet. You're dent head fucking spuds do so much shit for free and still donate.
Orrr you could probbaly get some kid to do it on fiver for less than a jpeg but the fuck do any of us know about successful buisness.
To be fair. At least he's gonna have an 'honest' on the fly review. Kudos there. It'll be all shit easily explained by your bad skill and love of handholding but you know at least they are in real time.
Also always a real nice treat hearing him tip toe around his laziness when it comes to editing. Any asshole boomer could download fuckin kinemaster and nig together a video in a afternoon with screen recorder and some fucking pngs. Crop out the watermark and everything between seltzers and TV dinners themsevles. It's not that hard for even the mosy retarded of dents. It won't be great. But it's not like some impossible feat for even the most lazy people. You have a desktop you have a laptop you have a smart phone. All of em pretty easy and doable. Plethora of free software than will run on a fucking potstoe these days and still do a job comparable to or better than the crap Phil spews out on the internet. You're dent head fucking spuds do so much shit for free and still donate.
Orrr you could probbaly get some kid to do it on fiver for less than a jpeg but the fuck do any of us know about successful buisness.
To be fair. At least he's gonna have an 'honest' on the fly review. Kudos there. It'll be all shit easily explained by your bad skill and love of handholding but you know at least they are in real time.
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Overpromise, underdeliver. This is the second time in a couple weeks he's hyped up a big important announcement, tune in to the Prestream Podcast tomorrow because you won't want to miss this one and it's been a complete nothingburger. He's gonna take his Elden Ring opinions, which we all know because he repeats them ad nauseum every fucking day, and create a separate video out of them instead of just bleating them out over the credits. Which he will probably still do anyway. Phil is doing this because he thinks it might get him heat in the Youtube algorithm and he has to do zero actual work because it will just be him talking one of his videos he picks at random like when he does his game of the year videos.
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he's going through his talismans one by one talking about them, I would ask the fuck this crap is but for one it's DSP and another he's clearly doing this cause to make it look like he figured this out on his own and didn't read a guide.
Phillip...this would be easier to swallow that you figured out your own build if you knew what ashes of war were or how to swap them, if you knew what poise was or that nothing in the game says you have to level once or that just swapping a weapon doesn't mean you have a whole new build.
EDIT - fucking seriously...has Blasphomus blade, barely uses the weapon ability but instead spams jump attack. Still nearly if not double the level people usually try this at.
Phillip...this would be easier to swallow that you figured out your own build if you knew what ashes of war were or how to swap them, if you knew what poise was or that nothing in the game says you have to level once or that just swapping a weapon doesn't mean you have a whole new build.
EDIT - fucking seriously...has Blasphomus blade, barely uses the weapon ability but instead spams jump attack. Still nearly if not double the level people usually try this at.
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So Phil keeps going on and on about this magical computer the one who shan't be named is buying him, so we have an interesting scenario, Phil obviously is insecure about his (glowing pregnant with envy) skin and he likely will have to get a better cam because its a joke if he doesn't.
So do you all think he'll adopt a vtube type avatar? I don't know why but this would be a funny arc if so.
So do you all think he'll adopt a vtube type avatar? I don't know why but this would be a funny arc if so.
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Phil's going to regret this screenshot, isn't he?
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So he likes the dragons in skyrim dragons that were so bland it needed 2 mods to make them unique, more frequent and less buggy but hates Elen Ring dragons cause the few of them that they are aren't unique enough.
sure why not...
sure why not...
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What was he wanted to say?
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Sounds like he was about to say he researched his stuff.
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"I do not care about my wife's interests, I don't talk to her about her hobbies." This clip right here is peak alien Phil. He can't even pretend to care about anything his wife likes. If Phil was less autistic he would have come up with a lie but he genuinely doesn't understand how weird it is to say shit like this. You married the woman you claim is your "soul mate" and you don't even know or care what her hobbies and interests are? My god Phil your life is so empty and depressing.
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An autist did the same algorithm on that and determined it was probably Phil. Although, we have lots of better proof that DFTR is Phil so it's moot.
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That is one of the saddest things i have read.
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Oh dear. He will demand that one of his papyigs make him an avatar isn't he? Adolf Burnelter coming right upSo Phil keeps going on and on about this magical computer the one who shan't be named is buying him, so we have an interesting scenario, Phil obviously is insecure about his (glowing pregnant with envy) skin and he likely will have to get a better cam because its a joke if he doesn't.
So do you all think he'll adopt a vtube type avatar? I don't know why but this would be a funny arc if so.
Oh but then his tip goals are meaningless. What a stoooopid idea *leaninban*
Hate Army Watch
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Did you just post the same image twice? ack ack ack
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I thought we already ran it through text to speech and it was like 99.97%
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Wait, what? What the fuck does he know about her then? Isn't that the first thing you learn about a person when you form a relationship? That's why his "podcast" is so long Kat is the type of roommate that comes home and goes straight to her room. Clearly, they don't talk to each other like at all.
I don't blame her Phil doesn't say anything important or interesting.
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The last schizorant of a review he did that I remember was TLoU2 which was an hour long video of him ranting at the camera, bloviating endlessly with no real prep or structure. As of right now it has a staggering 18k views. Youtube channels with like 10-20k subs that cover obscure mods for the historical Total War games get more views than that on the reg.