Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.
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Like homeless guys that come in for the wifi and a "hot cocoa"?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.
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Literally every customer service job, whether or not it involves tips, requires (not promotes) you to be nice to customers.

And there’s a difference between “ugly men” and fucking creeps lmao
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.
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What other jobs are there for people with no skills who don’t want to be prostitutes?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.
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I would much rather deal with a "lonely old low-value ugly man" than a creep like Lucas.
 
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How plenty good! Fatty is asking for more handouts. Line up, Gen Z baes, baby zooms. Form a queue at the nursing home. Lucas is gettin on the list for another handout!

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The odds of him getting on Section 8 are probably pretty low, for sure, but if he does manage it then it probably represents his last, best hope of getting a bae, any bae, to at least talk to him. Section 8 can be difficult to lose if you manage to do the bare minimum, and he'll undoubtedly have a caseworker to keep him in line. The only real trouble would be if someone who wasn't on the lease (say, a crackhead or homeless chick who convinced him to let her in and make her a copy of the key) was caught being there, but even that's tough to prove and there's a bunch of bureaucracy they'd have to wade through to do it.

I can just picture Lucas, in his infinite(ly small) wisdom, thinking he'd hit the jackpot when some mid-30s drug addict or whatever showed the slightest bit of interest in him and convinced him that they were gonna score once he let her move in, only to show up with a bunch of dudes and force him to live in a closet or something
 
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Trainwreck said:
Someone has to help Dr. Nigger with a resume? I guess it is pretty difficult to write McDonald's.
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Look at his latest bored game canvas. It's hard for him to write anything. He could type it up, but I'm sure it's hard for him to go to Kinko's without chimping out or telling the girl behind the counter that he needs to be inside her
 
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Trainwreck said:
Someone has to help Dr. Nigger with a resume? I guess it is pretty difficult to write McDonald's.
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God only knows what he would put on there. He will try to say he works as memelord or comedian. Maybe a pro board game designer? Haven't you played "Meeple Toss"? No? And of course, his on again, off again status as a community college student. That is the only somewhat positive thing he can put on a resume, even though he dropped out and did not accomplish much at the community college.

He must not know about how his tugboat will be garnished if he starts working. He would get a knock on the door of Mallon Place asking him to cover the missing rent money. All hell would break loose then.

I seriously doubt, even as desperate as some employers are for workers, that he would be hired anywhere. And I doubt he will actually apply. He hates work.

He will probably get pissed when he isn't given section 8 housing right now, right now, right now.
 
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Going by this the Spokane area Section 8 waiting list has been closed for the last 6 yrs. It was last open for 3 days for people to sign up in January 2016. The Creep was not in Spokane in January. He didn't arrive in Spokane till March 2016 so he could not have signed up during the 3 open days. A voucher is given when a person's name on the list has moved up and it is their turn.
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If a person qualifies for Section 8 the voucher is the agreement between the person(tenant) and Spokane Housing Authority.
I think the way it works it is up to the tenant to look for an apt or house that's within their income level and notify/show the voucher to the landlord so that the landlord knows the tenant is Section 8.
If the landlord accepts a lease is signed between the tenant and landlord. An HAP contract is made between the landlord and the Spokane Housing Authority.

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mothman96 said:
So is the Creep saying he has weed lined up for the Gen Z helping him with his resume.
As always incompetent to do things on his own.

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Its a catfish.

Da Dude123 said:
He must not know about how his tugboat will be garnished if he starts working. He would get a knock on the door of Mallon Place asking him to cover the missing rent money. All hell would break loose then.
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I doubt he actually plans on working.
He always has a brief arc, at least once or twice a year, where he says he's going to get a job then he never does.

I recall last year his "I'm gonna get a job" arc ended shortly after he started asking his few followers where he could get hired for $11.75hr and quote "not do much labor".
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.
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You come off as an incel, my dude. Being kind and flirting are two entirely different things. I treated my male and female customers the same. Also, I don't give two shits what a customer looks like or how old they were. Just don't hit on me while I'm at work and can't escape.

Free the Pedos said:
What other jobs are there for people with no skills who don’t want to be prostitutes?
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Seriously. Especially considering I was in my early 20's just starting out. If I were a salty & rude waitress, barista, cashier, etc., I would have been fired.
 
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