🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He look like he's channeling Fedsmoker (RIP) in the first pic only a distinctly inferior (and gunted) imitation.

Honestly that wouldn’t have been the worst idea if he’d hit the road like our boy (rip) but Ralph never had the charm, sense of humor, intelligence, dedication, stamina, etc etc etc

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

LOL driving and tweeting about his success by fact checking alogs on twitter. These tweets sound insanely tense. Having no positive engagement on his 40k followers verified twitter account really stings him. I wonder why he cherishes it so much.

He's addicted to it. Totally different thing from cherishing it.

 

[gaystoner]

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

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Thought he said he wasn’t talking about any of his haters? Also what day isn’t lazy for him?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

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Guess he was still drunk when he wrote the Tweet about ignoring the haters for a week. I knew he wouldn't last a day. He didn't even bother to use a sock, just went full retard.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

its worse than the knoxville picture, gunt was weird and deformed sure but it looked like a deformed person and people knew what it was for the most part, gunts tits actually are no exaggeration in the slightest something out of a horror movie with unnatural body horror, people are even confused what theyre fucking looking at because it doesn't look human, all the exaggerations and jokes we made about the gunt being an alien horror are coming true i can legit imagine this imagery being evoked by lovecraft himself, its legitimately disturbing and grotesque to look at. its hellraiser-esque

they grew in so much im legit curious if hes been taking hrt to grow them

The Portuguese facelift docs did him dirty with the fried egg implants. He shouldn’t have been such a bitch on the charity ward.

 

[cokeski1488]

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

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anyone got a link for this?

 

[EyeGuy]

anyone got a link for this?

 

[Butwhythough]

Christ is Kang, but Ralph didn't even go to church on Easter Sunday. He's really living that trad lifestyle.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

they grew in so much im legit curious if hes been taking hrt to grow them

Pantsu giving Rape it Ralph HRT on the sly.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Master of psychology.
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What exactly does he think that would prove? He's not wrong, engaging with his trolls is a bad idea, but if he wants the peanut gallery overall to disappear, he needs to quit spilling tea. And much of the tea he's spilt had nothing to do with the Ayylawgs. Remember when he bragged about eating food out of the trash? Or when he dropped his own sex tape and became a convicted sex offender as a result? Or the various and sundry things that have resulted from his spite towards people he knows directly, to include: Null, Jim, Gator, Flam, Warski, Ade, Faith, Rand, etc? As long as tea like that is spilt, of course we're still going to be here and laughing at him.

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

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Spite towards ex-fwen
Internet show
Spite toward two other ex-fwens
Food
Rest
Church
Humility and/or Kindness toward others

Happy Resurrection of the Living Christ, Everyone

 

[Kup]

Pantsu giving Rape it Ralph HRT on the sly.

You know, if this was two years ago when we all thought she was a sissifier I’d actually believe that.

But now we know she’s sub-brick retarded, poisoning fools is beyond her.

 

[Particle Bored]

Is KillAllPedos' latest masterpiece on YouTube yet? Be funny if Brianna Wu got wind of it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is KillAllPedos' latest masterpiece on YouTube yet? Be funny if Brianna Wu got wind of it.

it was but I think it got flagged, it's not on KAP channel, although I could be wrong

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Master of psychology.
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Even if he didn't fuck up within 24 hours, what's he trying to prove?
"I wonder if they'll still laugh at me even if I don't talk about them..."
Uh. Yeah. We probably will.

 

[cokeski1488]

god i hate fagmenco's voice. he is so feminine

 

[Lincoln A-log]

god i hate fagmenco's voice. he is so feminine

he has one of the worst

his self censoring of "gosh damnit" makes me want to punch my desk just like ralph did

 

[BlackDragoons]

Holy shit these guys are just cringe themselves.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Use more exclamation points! Everything’s fine! Just curbstomping with my great mates! Here’s some names nobody knows or cares about! Horse face botched some lamb chops!
I’m at the empty promises part of my cycle! Right after I don’t walk two miles I’m going to try to not thumb my phone every waking second! As soon as Amanda cleans up the kitchen and takes the baby to fetch my 75% steamed whole milk latte, I’m going to text Brittany and see if the Easter Bunny can buy her entire Amazon wishlist! Happy Valentines er Easter!

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This is, and I'm completely unironic, the worst "panel" I've ever listened to and that includes even the shittiest GG Skype call. The quality is shit, most of the guests have no idea how to speak in public, all of the guests are faggots, it's just shameful.

A random GG livestream to prove my point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXD_icu1U5w