Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
His sketch where he picked up mexican day laborers in a pickup and drove them to ICE was also pretty funny.
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He's just willing to be actually offensive, not the whole "we're offensive and edgy because we say fuck and smoke pot." like the others in the tard squad Joe has built up over the years.

Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
The best comedian orbiting Rogan is probably Tom Segura, he can be pretty funny. Theo Von used to be funny but I think people in that sphere got to him. The funniest guest, who isn't a comedian, might be Michael Malice. He's somewhat tuned into the larger internet shitposting culture.
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Michael Malice is funny in a general setting, but he tends to be terrible on stage as a planned out comedy act. Here's his set from the Tom Wood's 2,000th episode, the only funny thing is that some guy got so drunk he didn't understand the mask was part of the joke and went into a tard rage trying to charge the stage before security tackled him:
 
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Retink said:
Michael Malice is funny in a general setting, but he tends to be terrible on stage as a planned out comedy act. Here's his set from the Tom Wood's 2,000th episode, the only funny thing is that some guy got so drunk he didn't understand the mask was part of the joke and went into a tard rage trying to charge the stage before security tackled him:
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I agree, that's why I can't think of him as a comedian while at the same time he's funnier than many of Rogan's comedy buddies when he's a guest. He's a good conversationalist if that is a word, he plays off people well.
 
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I've been thinking of making a thread on Schaub, but OP did a better job than I probably could have.

As an avid listener of the Joe Rogan Experience for the past five years, Brendan always rubbed me the wrong way the most out of all of his regular guests. He's always been a massive dullard and kissass who essentially got where he is by toadying up to Rogan and his group of LA comic friends. I've definitely noticed that ever since the Spotify deal and moving to Texas, Schaub has appeared far less frequently on the show than before. Not so coincidentally, Brendan feels far less relevant now and comes off as even more of desperate fame-whore now that his meal ticket has left town and isn't there to signal boost him.

As for my favorite clip involving him, I humbly submit to you this one hour video of him and Joe Rogan arguing with Eddie Bravo over Flat Earth and a relevant comment screenshot as well:



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Also, the 1:39 mark of the video is the height of Schaub's comedy career. And no that's not a compliment.
 
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Brendan threatened to sue Trash Tuesday (a podcast with Bobby Lee's wife)
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-During a podcast the blonde chick (Annie) tells as story of a married unfunny comedian trying to hit on her by saying : Walg Me to My Trugg.
-Khalyla (Bobby Lee's wife) explains that this guy asked her to meet while both of them were eating with their family during new year eve.
-Schaub reached out to threaten a lolsuit.
-He also thinks he has dirt on Khalyla (Can't find the post anymore but I remember that a Schaub's underling said she was cheating on Bobby lee or something like that).
-This also kinda confirms that Schaub's main gripe with the youtuber was him making a video exposing that Schaub cheats on his wife.
 
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Trying to hype "The Gringo Papi" that comes out April 28th on Youtube. 30min special after 4 years about living with mexicans.

10 Minutes of the material

This is a clip roast I made of Toe and Brenda being "really funny and not gay". Really wish I had seen OP's glorious redacted material ahead of time.
https://youtu.be/VqSaxKwWhWY

Another clip roast I made of Brenda claiming to have got a 32 to his ACT.....
 
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FickleFuck said:
Wow, how funny. Schaub has a thread on the farms. Not sure how much of a lolcow he is, but still funny. He was never a good fighter and he has some weird ass body dysmorphia/eating disordered behaviors 'cause some chick called him chubby a long ass time go. Let's see where this goes...
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I've been following this fucking clown for some time, there's simply no way you can equate ralph or DSP to being lolcows without involving this braindead fucking idiot.

He combines the outlandish lying, scheming, negging, and delusions of both ralph and dsp while being slightly less demented than ralph

There's MOUNTAINS of evidence available on his moral failings, lack of neurons, and abundance of chromosomes

I'd say this fucking pig has earned a page, he may kill himself in May when his "speshul" drops at the end of the month and realizes just how few chips are left on the felt

Now his wife is earning her keep and becoming a "designer" while being fucked by the pool boy

BTW: How many of you cool kittens over here from TFATK?

Banned for being too dicey unfortunately
 
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Leonardo DiGenova said:
I've been following this fucking clown for some time, there's simply no way you can equate ralph or DSP to being lolcows without involving this braindead fucking idiot.

He combines the outlandish lying, scheming, negging, and delusions of both ralph and dsp while being slightly less demented than ralph

There's MOUNTAINS of evidence available on his moral failings, lack of neurons, and abundance of chromosomes

I'd say this fucking pig has earned a page, he may kill himself in May when his "speshul" drops at the end of the month and realizes just how few chips are left on the felt

Now his wife is earning her keep and becoming a "designer" while being fucked by the pool boy

BTW: How many of you cool kittens over here from TFATK?

Banned for being too dicey unfortunately
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Totally agree. The dude has similar traits as DSP or other cows. Just because he leased a Ferrari doenst man he isn't a total retard.
I think within the next 1 to 2 years his life will be up side down and we will see his business go tits up and his wife will probably leave for another dude with money.
TFATK is one of the good subs on the AIDS-Cancer Platform, atleast for the memes and the Schaubisms.
 
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Wongel said:
Totally agree. The dude has similar traits as DSP or other cows. Just because he leased a Ferrari doenst man he isn't a total retard.
I think within the next 1 to 2 years his life will be up side down and we will see his business go tits up and his wife will probably leave for another dude with money.
TFATK is one of the good subs on the AIDS-Cancer Platform, atleast for the memes and the Schaubisms.
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TFATK feels like how reddit used to be, back when the MDE subreddit was still around. I can’t believe how different reddit is now. I’m honestly surprised TFATK hasn’t been banned yet, it seems like reddit is bending over backwards to please advertisers.

Speaking of which, does anyone know exactly what happened with the Beige Frequency documentary about Schuab? I know there’s a re-upload of the original one on youtube but the one on the real Beige Frequency page is called the “bent pixels” edition or something. If I remember correctly, there was like a PR firm that got the original taken down and it was speculated that Rogan helped in that?
 
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Braindumb is no longer performing at the Moon Tower Festival, a "comedy" Festival Austin.
Not sure why exactly, if they booted his ass or he canceled.
He previously claimed multiple times to be a headliner, which he was not.
 
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TFATK feels like how reddit used to be, back when the MDE subreddit was still around. I can’t believe how different reddit is now. I’m honestly surprised TFATK hasn’t been banned yet, it seems like reddit is bending over backwards to please advertisers.

Speaking of which, does anyone know exactly what happened with the Beige Frequency documentary about Schuab? I know there’s a re-upload of the original one on youtube but the one on the real Beige Frequency page is called the “bent pixels” edition or something. If I remember correctly, there was like a PR firm that got the original taken down and it was speculated that Rogan helped in that?
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Bent pixels took down the vid for using clips of rogie and schaub being faggots

So he had to cut those bits out and replaces them with pictures making fun of rogan or slob

The new upload was a "safe" edition of his original
Wongel said:
Braindumb is no longer performing at the Moon Tower Festival, a "comedy" Festival Austin.
Not sure why exactly, if they booted his ass or he canceled.
He previously claimed multiple times to be a headliner, which he was not.
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The Volk fat fuck diaries looks like an absolute train wreck, I cant believe this fucking queen puts so much effort into his spectrum-disabling colorful outfits but not into shooting a decent take or just re-doing it

Then he called the Venezeulan guy and his food mexican

you love to see it
 
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Okay, so apparently Brandom threatened to sue Bobby Lee's wife. This is probably about her and Anni Ledermann breaking the "trugg walg" story on their show.
It might be that Bobby pressured the moon tower festival to kick Schaub, in a "me or him" way. 🎲 🎲
 
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