Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,177 96.1%

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The parallels between Ralph and Ethan (wtf Ethan ralph..)are kind of strange when you think about it. Both started out with mild popularity and success (obviously h3 on a much bigger scale) they both have gunts they both have babies they don’t want to take care of and they are both hollering rage pigs who threaten to kill people just for making fun of them on social media on an almost daily basis and they’re implosion is going on at almost the same time with both of them losing a main core of their audience. The dimensional merge is real boys.
 
The parallels between Ralph and Ethan (wtf Ethan ralph..)are kind of strange when you think about it. Both started out with mild popularity and success (obviously h3 on a much bigger scale) they both have gunts they both have babies they don’t want to take care of and they are both hollering rage pigs who threaten to kill people just for making fun of them on social media on an almost daily basis and they’re implosion is going on at almost the same time with both of them losing a main core of their audience. The dimensional merge is real boys.
They both married ugly horses too. (Except one got to bayonet Palestinian babies)
 
Ah yes the best thing to do amidst being cancelled by your woke fanbase is to blithely joke about killing your wife and family. This guy is unhinged. Proves that no amount of money or cavorting around with famous people in your Hollywood mansion will make you happy if you're broken from the start.
Ethan be the type of guy to tweet "Mr. Anime is starting to become my favorite YTer."
 
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Ethan literally telling people to come over so he can kill them
Man, words can't even describe how fucking lame this has gotten. How much longer do you think it's going to take before these mainstream YouTubers realize that their zoomer fag audiences hate everything they once stood for and will turn on them for returning to the character that made them popular in the first place?
 
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Can't find it. Start archiving his shit since we don't want to document fake shit.
here's his gay apology https://archive.ph/36vF3

his tazer take https://archive.ph/XGila
And being a faggot
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Fucking hell, his audience must be fucking PC babies now, if he has to apologise for "top/bottom" talk (which is a super real stereotype btw, sorry to break that to all the terminally online fags). I haven't looked at H3H3 in a while but I see he's still given up on being funny in favour being a clout-chaser but god damn, I wish he'd at least stop making serious comments with that fucking profile picture
 
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For more context, you can check out the article on the A&H thread:


Either way, Ethan’s back to hating cops again for political clout among Twitter.
So the reason why police officer deaths are so low is due to a multitude of factors. Some factors can be a low crime rate or less of a focus on the drug war.

Other reasons are born out of blood. Looking at a graph of cops being murdered over time we see a general decline of these deaths. One of the reasons for almost a 50% decline from the late 70s is due to more cruisers being equipped with something we all have on our phones today.
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That is the ability to record video. Prior to the introduction of recordings only a small of information was available from a officer being killed feloniously during a stop. Even with crime scene reconstruction only a rough outline could be created.

With the wider adoption of cameras, we can see what actions the officer did prior to their deaths and work to address those mistakes.
 
The reason Jordan Peterson was right is simple.

They are all arrogant enough to think they can just virtue signal as ever, and parrot the woke points, and never be a target.

Yet they are blind to the obvious. The Woke mobs are like sharks, and they are always ACTIVELY looking for a reason to destroy you.

Say all you want about fans of edgy non-politically correct content, they are loyal to a fault. And Ethan gave them the middle finger,

SJWs just want to destroy even the people they claim to be fans of. But Ethan was fine with it so long as they targeted his enemies, like Keemstar.

Zero simpathy for Ethan Klein.
 
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Ethan literally telling people to come over so he can kill them
Wait a minute, thats word for word the last message Chris Benoit sent to his co-workers the weekend he killed his wife and kid, then himself
Maybe it’s me, but I don’t think that tweet is real. Apart from the font not looking correct and there’s no “Twitter for ___________” app next to the date and time of tweet, is it even possible that Ethan even knows who Chris Benoit is?

Chris is at least the pure example of tragic hero that Ethan wishes he could be, but he does not have the spine or intellect to be one.
 
Ethan's Friday show is live right now and he has no Hello Fresh sponsorship. They always did one ad a week for them minimum for well over the last year or so, so I guess that's all the confirmation we need that he got dropped by them. One of the easiest sponsors too, they'll literally sponsor anybody lol
 
A night of gay sex requires so much equipment you'd think they were preparing for high-altitude flights.
Almost as if it were unnatural or something.
The funny thing is that as GloboHomo becomes more shameless with their agenda and propaganda, there will be more people who get sick of them and turn away. I used to be your run of the mill liberal until the whole tranny/gender special hysteria started and now I just roll my eyes when people start talking about gay rights.
Don't worry, you're being replaced at a much higher rate by elementary schools turning out little woke fascists communists. When I was in school, calling someone a fag was a pretty normal insult (and it still is, so long as you know your company--normal men find that shit absolutely revolting and they hate they have to pretend this faggotry is acceptable). Now you'd probably get expelled for complaining the gay kid was trying to play grab-ass with you.
Whenever Ethan has his whatever subpar hot take, you can't even get mad at him. Personally the feeling I have is a mixture of cringe, disgust, and pity. It's just sad to see what he has become desperately clinging on to whatever trendy topic he can milk.
I have a theory that as he got fatter, it diluted the testosterone in his blood, plus fat makes you produce shit tons of estrogen via aromalase activity (which is why all the fat beauty parlor cows end up with some sort of reproductive cysts/cancer). He used to just be a "big guy"; now he could feed his entire extended Israeli family (including Trisha) with the Jewish deli brisket you could slice off of him.
On Ethan's podcast today he opened by complaining that the majority of his sponsors (including long-term sponsors) have dropped him after the recent scandal over the homophobia shit.
I'm kinda shocked at how corporations choose to target the <1% of people who are degenerate faggots than the ~50% of people who would celebrate any company willing to go against the grain, but then again it's more like 90:10 on Twitter, which corporations think is real life for some reason...
 
Ethan desperately reaching out to Raid: Shadow Legends as we speak
Dude is about one bad day from doing a gaming channel

Man, words can't even describe how fucking lame this has gotten. How much longer do you think it's going to take before these mainstream YouTubers realize that their zoomer fag audiences hate everything they once stood for and will turn on them for returning to the character that made them popular in the first place?
Never. That would require them to completely reverse their "carefully" built reputation in order to build a new audience. They believe that they are appealing to the future, so logically, they would consider it counterintuitive.
 
The reason Jordan Peterson was right is simple.

They are all arrogant enough to think they can just virtue signal as ever, and parrot the woke points, and never be a target.

Yet they are blind to the obvious. The Woke mobs are like sharks, and they are always ACTIVELY looking for a reason to destroy you.

Say all you want about fans of edgy non-politically correct content, they are loyal to a fault. And Ethan gave them the middle finger,

SJWs just want to destroy even the people they claim to be fans of. But Ethan was fine with it so long as they targeted his enemies, like Keemstar.

Zero simpathy for Ethan Klein.
Usually the SJW panderers can be OK as long as they're alright with constantly monitoring what the latest catcheism is and are meticulous with scrubbing their Internet history.

The downfall always comes from finally expressing a genuine opinion and then doubling down because they've gotten exhausted. Compare:
  • Contrapoints got Buck Angel to do a voice over on a video, not knowing that Buck Angel (an old school trans man) openly says non binary is stupid. Rather than immediately self flagellating and pleading ignorance, Contra posted a nuanced take and claimed the criticisms were irrational. This lead to people pouring over Contra's older content/tweets for problematic content (Contra had successfully scrubbed most of the really old edgelord atheist content off the Internet, but some of the older videos again were too nuanced) and is kinda "cancelled".
  • Lindsay Ellis compared a children's movie about dragons in Asia with Avatar The Last Airbender, dismissing it as "Avatar redux". Lindsay then expressed that she felt the criticisms were irrational and then doubled down, eventually whining about cancel culture. People dug up her old nostalgia critic videos and she got dog piled off the internet.
  • SocialismDoneLeft expressed some edgy jokes in a private discord because of his frustration with how thin skinned people in the modern movement were. While an attempt was made at self flagellating, he ultimately attempted to dismiss criticisms by saying that the messages were from 2019 and he doesn't use that language anymore. It got dug up on here that he's the son of a guy who owned a Fortune 500 weapons manufacturing company. Cancelled.
It's the same thing every time. If they'd carefully thought about what the official line of the day is and uncritically parroted it, they wouldn't have attracted ire and had their pasts exposed. If you're more up the progressive stack you are a bit more protected (Contra is trans so weathered the storm a bit better, and Hasan has so far gotten away with deadnaming trans people on stream by being Turkish) but only for so long.

Ethan managed to deflect a couple of criticisms in the past by claiming antisemitism. But ultimately he made a joke about gay people being bottoms and then when confronted about it, he doubled down by making more jokes and dismissing criticisms as oversensitive instead of immediately self flagellating. The moment you reveal that you were only pretending to drink the kool aid and aren't a true believer, that's the downfall.

Jordan Peterson was bang on the money not just because Ethan was courting the SJW crowd, but because he was doing that while being a stupid loudmouth who was inevitably going to trip himself up and then get defensive.
 
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