Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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I watched some of the video and I just want to say that the conceit behind the 360 degree camera spin was THE EXACT SAME one as the Jordan Peterson video: Even though we can’t see the entire couch/hammer at any one angle, we still experience it in it’s entirety.

So yeah it’s just 100 percent an opportunity for Oliver to display “Abigail” in all her glory.
 
Dude that is the worst ????american???? Accent ever??? I thought Emma Watson was the worst and somehow Olly beat her

Why does he look so fucking bad? Fat dude with a midnight o’clock shadow

Jesus fucking Christ

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Omg I’ve watched it a couple times now and just noticed the first second of the clip lol that arm

Olly was cast because he is the perfect stereotype of a cringe hideous annoying snowflake enby university student
That fucking arm.
It made my face fall, like an overly sensitive toddler who cries when someone like, opens an umbrella up.

Tried to watch Ollies video tonight, fell asleep three minutes in.
I am on a pretty high diet of opiates but this has happened the last four or five of his productions now lol and I have to end up watching them about five times to see enough to comment
 
It's quite jarring to see him share the screen with Steve Coogan. There's something insanely cringe about seeing him amongst familiar faces, like these people actually have to interact with him and witness his behaviour firsthand. It must be so embarrassing.
What was also jarring was hearing him deliver his lines like he was in a high school play, and then hearing the lady speak afterwards, delivering her lines in a natural way. Olly is so bad at acting. He had very simple lines, without even having to insert any real emotion, and he still managed to sound completely fake and stilted. Part of that must be the stupid falsetto, but still.
 
What was also jarring was hearing him deliver his lines like he was in a high school play, and then hearing the lady speak afterwards, delivering her lines in a natural way. Olly is so bad at acting. He had very simple lines, without even having to insert any real emotion, and he still managed to sound completely fake and stilted. Part of that must be the stupid falsetto, but still.
He's absolutely trying to sell himself as something he's painfully obviously not: a larger-than-life Thespian Extraordinaire. This role wasn't "Mackenzie, the spunky American girl reporter who later gets her own spin-off series about destroying the terven menace", not even "Iona" - it's "audience member". Literally.

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I wonder about his role in Django and I really hope I'll be able to get that episode somehow.

Edit: decided to take a look at his "1 win".
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Yeah.
 
The healthy able bodied terven will outlast the troons, who are waging biological warfare on their own body as well as terrorising themselves.

I can say that personally I’ve seen about everyone’s mind change from enthusiastic acceptance to irritation, driven by the big aggravating factors, with more people informed and ready to actually speak it out loud now whcih a few years ago would have been social suicide

One thing I noticed recently (and which I probably never would have picked up on without actually stumbling on some old Popular Tumblr Discourse) is how much things have changed even among the female-heavy extreme SJW Tumblr (and post-Tumblr) crowd. Back in 2015-2016, they were all enthusiastically slobbering over transwoman cock. Nowadays, they're just as pro-trans on the surface, but mostly because so many of them trooned out and are now "transmasc" (or whatever the hell they call themselves these days, it's always changing).

The mood when it comes to transwomen is now more along the lines of what you described: thinly veiled irritation. They'll still close ranks and yell "TWAW" when they feel attacked by outsiders, but it's clear that next to none of them can actually stand being around TW, and avoid them whenever possible. There's a lot of talk about how ignored transmen are and how TW are always sexually harassing them, although none of them can actually make the leap to why that is.

What was also jarring was hearing him deliver his lines like he was in a high school play, and then hearing the lady speak afterwards, delivering her lines in a natural way. Olly is so bad at acting. He had very simple lines, without even having to insert any real emotion, and he still managed to sound completely fake and stilted. Part of that must be the stupid falsetto, but still.

Honestly, I thought it worked in context. Given the way Abigail's character is holding the phone, it's as if they're meant to come off as a dumb student asking a rehearsed, performative question, for woke points and for the sake of being the center of attention (rather than because they actually care) and the other characters come off as being in contrast to that (having real feelings). Maybe that's why Abigail was cast.
 
I'm not sure how many of you here are familiar with the (horrendously underappreciated) series Brasseye from Chris Morris (fyi, the character of Alan Partridge made his first appearance in Chris Morris' prior show 'The Day Today'). For those you aren't here's some context:

"Drugs" (Ironically, this features David Ames biggest 15 minutes of fame before being stabbed to death in church 25 years later lol)

"Moral Decay"

"Science"

"Paedogeddon" according to some, this is some of the most controversial pieces of Bri'ish television of all time

One of the most ground-breaking aspects of the show were the segments where they tricked actual legit celebrities into reading out hilariously nonsensical shit, by playing to their over-inflated egos and assuring them that they were supporting genuine humanitarian causes.

This resulted in Shakespearean actor Stephen Birkoff give a harrowing account of Sri Lankan villagers being flattened by 'heavy electricity' falling from powerlines like 'invisible lead soup' caused by 'sodomised electrons', and Phil Collins being invited to speak on behalf of an anti child sex abuse organisation in order to "talk nonce-sense"...

Here's one of the clips of the show still allowed on youtube:


it's essentially the same thing the 4chan did to goad Lahtza into making an honest-to-God RedLetterMedia audition tape a few years back

So........

I think you know where I'm going with this

What are the odds that Ollie could be lead down the same garden path. I understand that it's made complicated by the fact that he would only crave attention from 'old' and 'legitimate' media organisations, but the fact that many breadtubers still view the positions held by fucking Mermaids to be legitimate is borderline satire worthy in and of itself. Ant ideas of what ruse the Tube would nay deign refuse?
 
Chivalry has been released and our dear Olly wows us all with his amazing acting and accent skills. Ignore that it sounds like he's speaking slowly and mak-ing sure to acc-ent-tu-ate ev-ery syll-a-ble


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Wow, even after reading all the comments and knowing how bad Tubey was at a acting in advance, that is surprisingly awful

- that THIS was the extent of his “part”, and the amount of time he’s spent trying to buddy up to Sarah and Steve on twitter because of it, the fact that he’s given about the impression that he would even be in the trailer ... “Cast“ “As An American Reporter”..
It’s actually too second hand embarrassing to enjoy.
 
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omg SO embarrassing “just wrapped”

Just wrapped your one fucking SCENE which involved one day MAYBE two of shooting?

He plays it up so much that it reads more like he was a regular character and they just finished the season

In retrospect it’s truly astonishing all the tweeting that led to those three minutes

The actors were probably peeved about this hanger on trying to use them to social climb into the industry
 

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The man has no respect for himself. That thing is too short for him, and too small to cover his big ass without him chewing it to bits. He's boasting about how great the hideous thing is and yet he looks a fucking fright.
He's so very much in love with himself he's blind.

No one that works for him is ever going to tell him he's ridiculous are they?
 
It will never not be funny to me that this Oliver/Abigail character is Contra’s one-and-only publicly known male conquest that validated Contra’s womanhood. Lol.

Contra was on camera bragging about how “hot” Oliver is or that Oliver “could totally get it” or calling him philosophy daddy or whatever, lol.

Cut to now and Oliver is Cindy Lou Who in vinyl fetish gear and displaying his grotesque pasty white flat ass for all and sundry.

Just look at that 360 pic and imagine how Contra feels lol.

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Olly sure loves those weird power stances:

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Ollie is built like this ancient relic.
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That top of that crotch face peeping out of that thick bush looks like the lower dick ridge but upside down. Its perfect.

This is Olly, our refrigerator in drag, foreseen and foreknown by the sculptor of this ancient piece. The horror foretold has come to pass.
 
I always thought Brits and Australians had an easier time impersonating Americans than vice versa, in part because of American media exposure. PT just fails badly at all his acting
Probably because he’s so selfish he can’t even access the accent from a place the rest of us do, it’s like you can see his brain light up as he mimics one purely to make himself look cool.
 
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