Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I generally assume that anyone who actually pays Lucas for a shoutout is either trolling in some obscure way or also some form of low functioning themselves. I know $5 isn't exactly a lot of money, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested to see what he spends it on, but what he provided wasn't even worth it. If I were going to pay someone to advertise/shoutout my brand I'd expect them to at least try to sell me to their audience a little, I mean that's basically the whole point. Explain who you're shouting out, and give a reason more specific than just "because they paid me to."
This person really paid him just to hear their alias come out of his greasy bumcel lips. That anyone is even willing to indulge him on this sort of thing is a better arguement against capitalism than Lucas is even able to articulate with his own soap box speeches.
 
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Seen on a Lucas parody Instagram page. People will pity simp for anyone won't they?
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:


Lucas suddenly went back to his instagram, and posted two videos about his new game.

Those familiar with Lucas will be unsurprised to discover that the game revolves around food, and makes absolutely no sense, and seems unnecessarily complex.

I look forward to Lucas screaming at Jamie for not understanding the "rules".
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Lucas has definitely been manic-posting/commenting the last few days. He went on and on about board game complexities in a series of comments that involved no one interacting with him.

I’m starting to think that the board game development is a specifically manic or hypo manic symptom. Despite his year-round disorganized thinking and obsessive tendencies, the board game development doesn’t seem to happen when he is depressed.

I’m guessing that all his caffeine posting is because his meds are muting his mania and he’s trying to compensate. He doesn’t have the insight to realize that the meds will help him not be evicted. He just thinks they’re making him tired or not able to concentrate.
 
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mothman96 said:
Looks to be the fat tub of lard projecting his own caffeine highs/buzz to sitcoms. The idiot goes around laughing. After telling the Owls he doesn't watch TV, he does.
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I love that he calls other people peasants. If we lived in a time period where “peasant” was an actual way to describe a class of people, not just an insult or joke, Lucas would either be a peasant or would fall somewhere BELOW peasants. The irony is wonderful.
 
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IceQueen said:
I love that he calls other people peasants. If we lived in a time period where “peasant” was an actual way to describe a class of people, not just an insult or joke, Lucas would either be a peasant or would fall somewhere BELOW peasants. The irony is wonderful.
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If we lived in the days of peasants, where every member of the household was expected to contribute, Lucas would have been yeeted off a cliff or left in the woods to die of exposure as a child.

He is useless in every capacity. He only continues to live because of the pity of the state.
 
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Another bored game about food and unhinged gameplay mechanics you have to be autistic to understand. What a boring old one trick pony this fat faggot has become. I look forward to him getting his new living arrangement so he can really let his retardation blossom and get bullied by his roommate for being the submissive beta bitchboy he is.
 
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Poop Shoot said:
If we lived in the days of peasants, where every member of the household was expected to contribute, Lucas would have been yeeted off a cliff or left in the woods to die of exposure as a child.

He is useless in every capacity. He only continues to live because of the pity of the state.
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Was that really what they did back then? I know there have been periods of time and places in the world where the mentally ill are killed but I didn’t realize that was the case in the time/place of medieval peasants. I would totally understand them killing him as an adult, but they would have as a child?
 
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mothman96 said:
Fatso projecting his vapid, shallow, one track mind and his delusion he has talent at designing board games.

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Hahaha accusing others of having a “one track mind”. Lucas has worn a rut so deep in his brain with his teen girlfriend monomania that nothing can break him out of it for more than a few minutes except a huge disgusting meal.

Also if the board game hobby isn’t to impress Baby Zoom then what is it for? He doesn’t seem to enjoy it or be genuinely passionate, and it certainly isn’t making him any money. It kills time in the nursing home I guess, fills the void of hours.
 
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