Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

I certainly hope he wouldn't be replaced by Q2. His son was pretty obnoxious. But then, he might've matured and learned how to act in these past 20 years.
Which is the other thing that makes this "Q dying" such bullshit. One of the things that makes death bearable? The knowledge your offspring will carry on your legacy. If Q is dying, why isn't he doing stuff with his child one last time?
 
Even in Voyager, the Q being immortal is treated as a given-Quinn simply wishes to be mortal, and the Q oppose this because it might destabilize the continuum.

My guess is its a combination of randomly reading Memory Alpha and probably an insult "haha take that TNG fans!" which I am sure Kurtzman does explicitly "how can we offend and anger trekkies today?"
 
My guess is its a combination of randomly reading Memory Alpha and probably an insult "haha take that TNG fans!"
The writing was on the wall in season one. What did these prehistoric veterans (Stewart, Spiner, Frakes) do to deserve top billing? Not one of them is behaving in-character.

They're like feudal lords. You pay tribute to them, even if they did nothing.
 
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Star Trek: The Next Generation unaired holiday episodes
Obviously fake but what's even funnier is that most of Brannan Braga -involved TNG episodes were essentially Halloween specials anyway.

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Give me back my amoral, immortal, omnipotent, unknowable god-like Q.
It’s so fucking stupid that a cartoon about ponies did Q better than an actual Star Trek show.
So the Q went from being a myterious and haughty - yet seemingly utopian - race of "energy beings" in TNG, to a more dystopian "been there done that" stagnant and apathetic race by VOY, to... whatever they're like in Nu Trek?

From what I've read, they're weaker in their home realm than in "3D space", and their home realm seems to be in a space between universes in the multiverse. And of course their home realm is incomprehensible, so to be perceivable it has to be represented with analogies. Like the desert roadhouse. That combined with their typical attitude seems to make it suck to be a Q, even with the magic "psionics" they use.
 
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The only reason Q is in Picard is because these people just check the wiki for random stuff
There's funnier random shit they could've ruined, like the time Miles O'Brien had an Oriental child bride
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That femdom planet where women are in charge of the remote controls and all the men are twinks:
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Dr. Beverly Crusher: Ghost Fucker
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That time Riker had a transporter clone made so he could fellate himself:
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Data's racist Halloween costumes:
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There's funnier random shit they could've ruined, like the time Miles O'Brien had an Oriental child bride
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That femdom planet where women are in charge of the remote controls and all the men are twinks:
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Dr. Beverly Crusher: Ghost Fucker
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That time Riker had a transporter clone made so he could fellate himself:
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Data's racist Halloween costumes:
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Oh God I remmber when Dr. Crusher got fucked by a ghost who also fucked her grandmother. You know as a kid I never relaize how fucked up that was.
 
Which is the other thing that makes this "Q dying" such bullshit. One of the things that makes death bearable? The knowledge your offspring will carry on your legacy. If Q is dying, why isn't he doing stuff with his child one last time?
They didn't read that far into the Memory Alpha entry.
 
I certainly hope he wouldn't be replaced by Q2. His son was pretty obnoxious. But then, he might've matured and learned how to act in these past 20 years.

Very unlikely. Kirsten Beyer killed him off in one of her Voyager novels. And while she loves fucking with other people's characters and stories, she'll pull rank to prevent anyone messing with hers.

When David Mack and co were busy violently killing literally everyone in the final "litverse" trek novels (a decision she was involved in), she made sure Voyager ended up outside the galaxy or something just in case she wanted to write more of her Voyager books.
 
Very unlikely. Kirsten Beyer killed him off in one of her Voyager novels. And while she loves fucking with other people's characters and stories, she'll pull rank to prevent anyone messing with hers.

When David Mack and co were busy violently killing literally everyone in the final "litverse" trek novels (a decision she was involved in), she made sure Voyager ended up outside the galaxy or something just in case she wanted to write more of her Voyager books.
Had him killed off specifically to bring Janeway back to life too. Fixed point in time my left cuntflap.

Which is interesting because that story had something to with a time crystal , which incidentally made its way into DISCO :lunacy:
 
You know how The Simpsons could've ended well with "Behind the Laughter"?

Star Trek could've ended well with the last episode of ENT. Especially with that last scene.

(it still ends that way in a "headcanon" anyway)

With all this JJ Abrams and Discovery crap, I think a good "headcanon" idea is to think of Star Trek canon as it was in a particular year.
 
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