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Ralph doesnât need a shovel to bury himself that far in the earth, he simply needs to jump and gravity will do the rest.
đˇ Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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To be fair to Styx he was tweeting about Nick, not Gunt. but i get your point.
I love the "I'm'not sure if he did = but I'm pretty sure he did" part lol
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Imaging Gunt, spatula in one hand, phone in the other, sweating like a pig while taking a photo of processed meats is funny af.
I wonder if the guy has left the house without a selfie stick in the last five years? I donât think heâs ever away from a glowing screen for more than five minutes during waking hours.
But I m totally convinced Gunt has been having a fun filled family weekend with strolls in the park and backyard grilling, and definitely not seething since defending his poop eating habits and helping sink Nick Fuentes image even lower. He just couldnât resist letting Jim utterly humiliate him twice.
I wonder if the guy has left the house without a selfie stick in the last five years? I donât think heâs ever away from a glowing screen for more than five minutes during waking hours.
But I m totally convinced Gunt has been having a fun filled family weekend with strolls in the park and backyard grilling, and definitely not seething since defending his poop eating habits and helping sink Nick Fuentes image even lower. He just couldnât resist letting Jim utterly humiliate him twice.
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Does he seriously think Styx lives under a rock and won't do any research into the goings on to see that Ralph is lying up his front and back ass?
Bold strategy there.
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So it's okay for the Gunt to mock Jim, but not okay for Jim to mock The Gunt. That's called being a hypocrite, something The Gunt is a master of.
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And while being the ideal family man had time to bitch tweet at Vickers with vague threats about custody, and some separate bullshit with leaking DMs about the Odysee phantom contract.
If I wasnât lazy Iâd look up the tweet boasting Ralph did in Portugal about how he accepted the $30k exclusivity deal and which would start on March 1. Again, heâs full of shit.
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But as we've learned, he's now following the AF playbook which is to embrace unrepentant hypocrisy.
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>lol ralph got beat up in portugal, and had his purse stolen
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOUR WIFE IS A GREASY WHORE DIE BITCH
WHY IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT ME WAHHH
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOUR WIFE IS A GREASY WHORE DIE BITCH
WHY IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT ME WAHHH
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Let's shine a light on this particularly grievous instance of hypocrisy.
Ethan Ralph in November 2021: Hahaha Graf, owner of Poast, I'm glad your dad died horribly of cancer, now eat a bullet!
https://archive.ph/uwbQH (archive is missing a bunch of messages due to how fediverse threads are archived but it gets the point across - Ethan deleted his posts so they're no longer live)
Ethan Ralph in April 2022: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY DEAD FATHER SOOOOOIIIIIEEEEEE
Tweet / https://archive.ph/48bUG
Ethan Ralph in November 2021: Hahaha Graf, owner of Poast, I'm glad your dad died horribly of cancer, now eat a bullet!
https://archive.ph/uwbQH (archive is missing a bunch of messages due to how fediverse threads are archived but it gets the point across - Ethan deleted his posts so they're no longer live)
Ethan Ralph in April 2022: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY DEAD FATHER SOOOOOIIIIIEEEEEE
Tweet / https://archive.ph/48bUG
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If I recall, the jab about Ronnie only came after Ralph pulled the pathetic "you changed the name your daddy gave you!" charge against Jim on the Boulder Talk Radio stream.
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His dead dad who left the trailer for a pack of smokes and never returned.
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All Metokur did was reply with, "Not my Daddy! Not my Ronnie!" when Ralph said he gave up the name his daddy gave him for the thousandth time. That was one of my favorite parts of that particular shit show.
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lmao he just doesnt know when to stop. This is great!
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Can't clip and archive right now, but his back and forth with Gator is one of his most pathetic. Seeing Gator, of all people, make points that dunk on him while also receiving 5 to 10x the amount of likes and engagement is just astounding.
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Ralph lied about a coke habit to try and cover his poop eating. Now he has to lie about how rich his family is to explain how he could afford a coke habit as a dirt-poor, single-parent hillbilly teenager:
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Salty Sandra was a genius!
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If I had to think about it, YOU are the one that is fake:
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After all that he still has some bile left over for the Vickers:
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Salty Sandra was a genius!
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If I had to think about it, YOU are the one that is fake:
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After all that he still has some bile left over for the Vickers:
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Wow so many shitty lies and copes I can hardly keep track.
-Even if his mom did make $100k, which is not that much but he thinks it is, how does that equate to tons of money for coke as a teen? PL but I'm from a very rich area and my parents both made $250k+ and I didn't have coke money lying around.
-Once again he's showing he has no concept of how the actual world works because he thinks something like a shitty, gold-plated diamond ring is actually baller and that $30k is an amount of money to brag about.
-He has never mentioned a coke habit as a teen or even mentioned that he has issues with his nostrils where he needs to constantly blow his nose, and he's been online forever so surely someone would have noticed before.
-Even if he did have a coke habit as a teen, and even if his nose was running, WHY USE THE THUMB YOU JUST SHOVED UP A SHITTY ASS?!?!
-He has shown time and time again he will just lie and lie and lie and has been caught in so many blatant lies that it's stupid to even argue with him. It's honestly tiring how pathetically hypocritical and dishonest he is. There is nothing he won't lie about or flip-flop on.
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Guess Ralph finished his 4 lbs of processed meats back to seething online and ignoring his beloved family.
Itâs amazing how obese Ralph is for a chronic meth head, heâd probably not have quad flapjack tits if not for the alcoholism.
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Imagine getting in a online war with your haters becuase you âliedâ about being a coke-head to try and cover up the fact that you ate poop in a sex tape you leaked yourself - which everyone can watch to confirm for themselves that you did, in fact, eat poop. Great Wet-Brain logic from the Gunt.
For some reason though, some of the funniest shit on KF to me is when people make fun of the quality of Ralphâs jewlery and clothes. He absolutely spergs the fuck out about that lmao.
Imagine being so buck-broken by trolls you spend your night filming your nigger-tier diamond ring on twitter- lookit muh bling, nigga! Blat Blat! Ralph your ring looks like shit and youâre gay for posting about jewelry.
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Bonanza Jellybean
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Imagine being a 36 year old man, with two children and looking back on your drug abuse starting at 15 and not realizing you had shit parents. And then celebrating that you "got to do whatever I wanted. Still have that luxury."
Ralph, it's not a flex. You should be horrified that your white trash mother allowed her son to go out and abuse drugs.
Ralph, it's not a flex. You should be horrified that your white trash mother allowed her son to go out and abuse drugs.