🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph BTFO once again. Tries claiming he never made fun of Sargon's angel baby then has the receipts thrown in his face. Another L for the Ralphamale.
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Ethan Ralph: I like hamburgers.

A-log: Did you say you liked hamburgers?

Ethan Ralph: No. I see that because you once interacted with an account that follows Jim that you are a dishonest snake traitor, so clearly you're biased if you think that I ever once said I like burgers. It's simply not true, but hasn't stopped Fan Fiction Farms from lying before, it's just facts.

A-log: *screenshot of Ethan Ralph tweeting that he liked burgers just minutes earlier*

Ethan Ralph: *block*

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Zillow says the house is West Memphis is worth like 90k. It pretty accurately estimated the value of my house so I believe it. Don't know about the specifics of the land in Louisiana, but google says average per acre cost is about $3100
So maybe 150-200k between the two, if that.

Lol, no. Zillow is assuming the house is livable and has basic upkeep, but it’s boarded up, no utilities, and in terrible shape.

It only takes a few years of no temp control /ventilation to utterly destroy a modern house, esp in Arkansas. (Though I’m pretty sure a mentally I’ll alcoholic living there for years probably put in the work there too.)

I’d guess any value is entirely in the land itself. I have a hard time believing anyone would want to dump money into rehabbing that shitpile.

I’m sure the fact that Evan owns 50% of it has kept Ralph from just trying to sell it off for whatever he can get and going to Vegas with a 20 grams of meth. But it would be fun to watch Ralph try to sell his Daddy’s LEGACY to make his rent and buy meth.

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Lol, no. Zillow is assuming the house is livable and has basic upkeep, but it’s boarded up, no utilities, and in terrible shape.

It only takes a few years of no temp control /ventilation to utterly destroy a modern house, esp in Arkansas. (Though I’m pretty sure a mentally I’ll alcoholic living there for years probably put in the work there too.)

I’d guess any value is entirely in the land itself. I have a hard time believing anyone would want to dump money into rehabbing that shitpile.

I’m sure the fact that Evan owns 50% of it has kept Ralph from just trying to sell it off for whatever he can get and going to Vegas with a 20 grams of meth. But it would be fun to watch Ralph try to sell his Daddy’s LEGACY to make his rent and buy meth.

That's fair. I didn't consider that it had sat empty. The house is probably 90k in livable condition then. Land value is nothing for ~1/4 acre in a low cost state, high crime town, near one of the brighter red areas of the crime heat map.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I don't think that Ralph's family was ever rich, judging by their crack shack with holes in the walls, but Nick Rekieta recently said that Ralph told him he made something like $20,000 a month during the height of his show. Might not be true, but I do believe that at some point Ralph was raking in a ton of cash, back when Jim was still a regular guest. I don't doubt that instead of saving the money to buy himself a nice house and put it into savings for the future, he blew it all on cocaine and booze. The money is gone and he must have spent it on something.

Chantal also claims to make $20,000 a month during the height of her channel and yet she also lives in a rented apartment with a roommate, she blows all of her money on food and tent sized clothing and useless trinkets and also... cocaine. It's just absolutely insane to me how bad lolcows are at managing their money. They spend everything that they make immediately instead of saving up for when their careers are inevitably going to crash, which is currently happening to Ralph. Their lack of impulse control and their desire to flaunt their wealth through stupid purchases is just baffling to me.

Ralph, your income will soon be laid bare when the child support saga starts and Mister Vickers will no doubt let us all know exactly how poor you really are. Maybe stop lying about things now to save yourself the embarrassment... or I guess brag while you still can.

Ralph's idea of saving money is fucking the ugliest hookers he can find

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Even a judge would snicker at his gaudy ring, swampland and boarded up house he own 50% of as evidence of wealth, if anything it proves the exact opposite.

Flexing on pimp jewelry and shitty property nobody lives on or rent means he’s poor af. If he’s not living on his daddy’s estate or renting it out it’s not more than a tax burden anyway. He’s probably hoping the neighbors hate Ronnie’s run down house so much they will give him $15k just so they can demolish it to help the adjacent property values.

Even when he’s not there, having ralph as a neighbor drives down property value.
Ralph you should sell that worthless shitpine acreage unless you enjoy paying taxes on it every year. I don’t even think any hunters would rent it from you.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I love the fact he's been retweeting stuff around the Twitter buy out and proclaiming free speech while this mother fucker is false DMCAing peeps left and right because they where laughing at him.



Internet tough guy folks!

 

[A Ghost]

I specifically remember him saying to Sargon live on air, "Well Ahm glad your kid died..."

what he said was "well your kid dying was fucking funny"
more hypocrisy brought to you by the kill stream
someone really should go and archive some of the metokur TRR stuff just in case Ralph goes a flagging trip

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Even when he’s not there, having ralph as a neighbor drives down property value.
Ralph you should sell that worthless shitpine acreage unless you enjoy paying taxes on it every year. I don’t even think any hunters would rent it from you.

He can’t sell it because he only owns a 50% interest in it, or is it 25%? His uncle owns half and Ethan inherited Ronnie’s half or Ethan might have to split Ronnie’s half with Ethan’s retarded brother? Does anyone know?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He can’t sell it because he only owns a 50% interest in it, or is it 25%? His uncle owns half and Ethan inherited Ronnie’s half or Ethan might have to split Ronnie’s half with Ethan’s retarded brother? Does anyone know?

It looks like Ralph owns 1/4 of the shitpine swampage.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It looks like Ralph owns 1/4 of the shitpine swampage.

So it’s worthless to him. Can’t borrow against it, and the only people on Earth who might be interested in buying him out are his Uncle who can’t afford to buy Ethan out, and his retarded brother who ain’t buying shit.

In fact, it might end up a financial drain. I think someone said that the Uncle pays the property taxes on that land but if he ever stopped paying the whole thing, Ethan would have to come up with not only his 25% of the taxes but his brother’s 25% as well. I’m betting the Uncle pays the taxes because he uses it for hunting or some of his friends/family do. Those folks probably give the Uncle enough each year to cover the taxes in exchange for being able to use it for hunting. That’s just about all that land is good for unless you’ve got the money to buy the rest of the family members out AND THEN another $250k to clear some of it, build a home, and attempt to join the Swamp People.

 

[Sam Losco]

So it’s worthless to him. Can’t borrow against it, and the only people on Earth who might be interested in buying him out are his Uncle who can’t afford to buy Ethan out, and his retarded brother who ain’t buying shit.

In fact, it might end up a financial drain. I think someone said that the Uncle pays the property taxes on that land but if he ever stopped paying the whole thing, Ethan would have to come up with not only his 25% of the taxes but his brother’s 25% as well. I’m betting the Uncle pays the taxes because he uses it for hunting or some of his friends/family do. That’s just about all that land is good for unless you’ve got the money to buy the rest of the family members out AND THEN another $250k to clear some of it, build a home, and attempt to join the Swamp People.

His brother had no stake in the land from what I saw, only the crackshack.

Regardless, Ralph now has guardianship over his brother so change that 25% to 50% by default.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Now that Musk owns Twitter maybe he can allow our Lord Feeder to have his account back so Ralph can cope, seethe and holler about that. If Null is allowed back on Twitter it will give us more content as the rage pig won't be able to help himself and fight and holler at our Dear Feeder.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Now that Musk owns Twitter maybe he can allow our Lord Feeder to have his account back so Ralph can cope, seethe and holler about that. If Null is allowed back on Twitter it will give us more content as the rage pig won't be able to help himself and fight and holler at our Dear Feeder.

I only lament that the chances of him losing his checkmark have been greatly diminished.

 

[JustSomeDong]

So it’s worthless to him. Can’t borrow against it, and the only people on Earth who might be interested in buying him out are his Uncle who can’t afford to buy Ethan out, and his retarded brother who ain’t buying shit.

In fact, it might end up a financial drain. I think someone said that the Uncle pays the property taxes on that land but if he ever stopped paying the whole thing, Ethan would have to come up with not only his 25% of the taxes but his brother’s 25% as well. I’m betting the Uncle pays the taxes because he uses it for hunting or some of his friends/family do. Those folks probably give the Uncle enough each year to cover the taxes in exchange for being able to use it for hunting. That’s just about all that land is good for unless you’ve got the money to buy the rest of the family members out AND THEN another $250k to clear some of it, build a home, and attempt to join the Swamp People.

1/4 acre must surely accommodate a thriving and robust ecosystem. I'm sure there's game a'plenty in 'dem 'dere weeds.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

1/4 acre must surely accommodate a thriving and robust ecosystem. I'm sure there's game a'plenty in 'dem 'dere weeds.

We’re not talking about the crap shack in West Memphis. This is a 25 acre plot of undeveloped swampland in Buttfuck, Louisiana. Plenty of feral hogs around there, Gunt should feel right at home.

 

[High Tea]

I only lament that the chances of him losing his checkmark have been greatly diminished.

Doesn't Elon want to give anyone who pays a checkmark? Ralph's checkmark will be watered down.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Doesn't Elon want to give anyone who pays a checkmark? Ralph's checkmark will be watered down.

Damn, if that goes through there’ll be a lot of grifters salty over their checkmarks not meaning shit anymore, not just the Gunt.

 

[High Tea]

Damn, if that goes through there’ll be a lot of grifters salty over their checkmarks not meaning shit anymore, not just the Gunt.

Elon wants a Twitter Blue perk to be the checkmark

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Doesn't Elon want to give anyone who pays a checkmark? Ralph's checkmark will be watered down.

Maybe he'll make Ralph pay for it lol

 

[JustSomeDong]

We’re not talking about the crap shack in West Memphis. This is a 25 acre plot of undeveloped swampland in Buttfuck, Louisiana. Plenty of feral hogs around there, Gunt should feel right at home.

Oh shit, my bad. I'm dumb. I forgot about the swampland in Louisiana. Ah, Louisiana, where a real Ralphamale can still get malaria like a man.