Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
#2 is the stream where he was speedrunning some mario 64 hack and was just completely apathetic as a woman on the call reads out his kiwifarms thread response to his leaked nudes. https://vimeo.com/247263155
This video starting at 9:30 really sums Chibi up. His girlfriend starts talking about how this thread is talking about her and makes her want to kill herself. After she's done, Chibi pauses and then his only response is about how "they can't believe he'd get a real girlfriend". He doesn't care at all about the girl, how she's feeling about being caught up in his shit. His only thought is "of course I can get a real girlfriend".
 
That moment in my display pic is pretty good but I have to agree with this. Watching him explain his craft like it's some masterpiece when really his creation was so awful the client wanted to remove it from history and fire Chibi as an editor is fucking hysterical
This is my favorite as well. Dipshit really thought he was the second coming of Game Grumps Barry. Nevermind that the guy who gave him the chance is nothing like Game Grumps in content or presentation.
 
This video starting at 9:30 really sums Chibi up. His girlfriend starts talking about how this thread is talking about her and makes her want to kill herself. After she's done, Chibi pauses and then his only response is about how "they can't believe he'd get a real girlfriend". He doesn't care at all about the girl, how she's feeling about being caught up in his shit. His only thought is "of course I can get a real girlfriend".
I fucking love clips like this because the game audio just makes them way more awkward. Chibi also just only responds to the things said about him rather than her, like literally never does he show any concern for his supposed loving companion (although that's probably because he agrees with everything that's said about her lol). I also love how he goes from "fuck these guys they're evil" to "yeah it's 100% true tho".
 
With the current silence even thought its like 90% guarenteed to end in under a few months, I am wonder what a no internet life would be like for Chibi.
More masturbation than normal.

Pardon the armchair psychology, but it just struck me how odd it is he'd say that. Why would you want to be good at a game? Games are meant to be fun, and generally people get good at them because they enjoy them and spend a lot of time playing them. Why would you want to be good at a game you don't play enough of to be good at in the first place?

I'd assume it's because Chibi wants to fit in and get the clout of being good at the game, but doesn't really enjoy playing it. I've pointed this out before, but he often doesn't even seem to enjoy speed running at all, or really any game he plays. It's just so bizarre and ass backwards how he's seeking popularity for things he doesn't enjoy instead of just finding something he's actually passionate about. It's probably because he's a sheltered man-child who wasn't explored things outside of consuming children's media, so he's stuck in this loop of pursuing the only thing he at one point enjoyed. Idk he really is a fucked up person.
 
Pardon the armchair psychology, but it just struck me how odd it is he'd say that. Why would you want to be good at a game? Games are meant to be fun, and generally people get good at them because they enjoy them and spend a lot of time playing them. Why would you want to be good at a game you don't play enough of to be good at in the first place?

I'd assume it's because Chibi wants to fit in and get the clout of being good at the game, but doesn't really enjoy playing it. I've pointed this out before, but he often doesn't even seem to enjoy speed running at all, or really any game he plays. It's just so bizarre and ass backwards how he's seeking popularity for things he doesn't enjoy instead of just finding something he's actually passionate about. It's probably because he's a sheltered man-child who wasn't explored things outside of consuming children's media, so he's stuck in this loop of pursuing the only thing he at one point enjoyed. Idk he really is a fucked up person.
I think he enjoys it to an extent, but in the internet, specially for speedrunners, you're either the best or you're no one. People wanna watch lets play's of mario maker because they wanna see people complete hard levels, and being in awe of their talent, or see people completely fail miserably and have a freak out/rage out, Chibi doesnt have the charisma or personality to attract people who watch the latter, and he probably WANTS to be see as the streamers that people watch that are good, so he forces himself to be try and be good.
 
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Pardon the armchair psychology, but it just struck me how odd it is he'd say that. Why would you want to be good at a game? Games are meant to be fun, and generally people get good at them because they enjoy them and spend a lot of time playing them. Why would you want to be good at a game you don't play enough of to be good at in the first place?

I'd assume it's because Chibi wants to fit in and get the clout of being good at the game, but doesn't really enjoy playing it. I've pointed this out before, but he often doesn't even seem to enjoy speed running at all, or really any game he plays. It's just so bizarre and ass backwards how he's seeking popularity for things he doesn't enjoy instead of just finding something he's actually passionate about. It's probably because he's a sheltered man-child who wasn't explored things outside of consuming children's media, so he's stuck in this loop of pursuing the only thing he at one point enjoyed. Idk he really is a fucked up person.
I have a small story that ties to chibi: last week they remastered Chrono Cross for pc, I loved that game when I was a kid and seeing it on the top 10 torrents made me instantly start downloading it... However I catched myself 2 minutes into the download and asked myself "wtf am I doing? I'm not a kid anymore, I can't play this shit, I don't have time!" And I stopped the download and forgot about it until now.

That self realization is something Chibi lacks. Is like you say, he is in a constant state of childishness, like he wants to relieve his children's memories when the world was simple or something.

He is 31 Years old who still persues fantasies that stem from emotional immaturity. He knows is something he should move away from, but can't cause he is too much of a fucking faggot retard who failed in almost every regard in his adult life, so, of course he would like to be good at least in a videogame made for children.
 
My personal favorite moment is "At least I have hair faggot" out of nowhere on some random ass yugioh stream to a buddy. He thought it was such a good line and said it in the most smug gay way, it's funny every time. And of course he doesn't have the "oh shit, my bad" moment anyone with a hint of self-awareness would have, he knows he just got owned and he takes it like a bitch. And going back on twitter with the same self-righteousness immediately after, perfect Chibi moment.
The Twitter meltdown soon after really tops it for me.

"I said faggot on stream which has ruined people's lives and I don't belong on the internet anymore, so goodbye everyone!! I'm leaving the internet for real this time, I swear!"

He is 31 Years old who still persues fantasies that stem from emotional immaturity. He knows is something he should move away from, but can't cause he is too much of a fucking faggot retard who failed in almost every regard in his adult life, so, of course he would like to be good at least in a videogame made for children.
Chibi: the farms' favourite coom 'n consoomer.
 
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I hope you can play Chrono Cross again soon. There's nothing wrong with revisiting something you used to like.
Yeah, your adult life shouldn't be so full that you never have time to do something that brings you joy or reminds you of a happy time. Adult living has a lot of responsibilities that should come first, but that doesn't mean it has to be miserable.
 

All I can say is holy fuck.

CHADbi
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-has fun playing vidya
-makes racist edgy jokes. 2:25 chibi makes a joke about beating up a nigger.
-has no fear talking about anything
-willing to look up speedrunning tricks at the drop of a hat
-gives shoutouts to his friends and is literally doing a fundraiser cause he's got so much money he doesn't even need it.

Virgin Aquana:
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-afraid to talk, always is just quiet
-fat
-talks to his tranny mods and tries to make a "comfy stream" Thats just boring.
-Has to cheat to speedrun.
-Big cry baby about his job.

In all seriousness, I shaved down a 30 minute clip to 7 because chibi sucks at streaming and has technical glitches all the time. There is SUCH a difference from years ago. Chibi was such an absurd sped, and he morphed into this pedophile loser. I cannot describe how fascinating it is to see his metamorphosis from a lolcow to a completely new lolcow.
 
So out of boredom at work, I have decided to start background listening to chibi on his twitch streams.

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This is from one of his last streams on april 1st, 2022. He really got asshurt as his friends for playing a joke on him. Also I just find the ending like he's almost talking about his current situation directly.

Side note on the next clip, his audio fucking sucks ass and the music BLARS.

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Little insight on his schedule:
-He gets completely pissed at his job for having him work an extra day. Sunday is his day off
-Gym will be TOP PRIORITY this summer. With him for sure never coming back online, we will probably see a chad-chibi when he comes back online.

-Chibi is planning to go to Colossalcon in June. In his own words. "Its most regarded as a party con.... alot of people will be parading around shirtless or if you a blessed with breasticles...those kinds of covers"

-"I only got one life"
poor chibi really is fucking it up in his eyes.
-He then talks about eating garbage food and fast food AS THE FUCKING PIANO MUSIC BLARS ON."

Colossalcon looks like what you would expect chibi to like. From their promo video
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It is no shock chibi is planning on going to a thirst trap con. It also made me realize chibi probably only got into cosplay specifically to creep on women.

If anyone can give tips on saving twitch VOD's, let me know. I tried Archives.md and it wouldn't work, Right now I nigger-rigged my obs to capture parts.
I started listening to this clip while playing a game and ended up mentally tuning out his boring ass commentary in favor for his background music
 
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Why would you want to be good at a game? Games are meant to be fun
To be fair I think it's probably fine wanting to be a good at a game if it's a competitive game. What I find funny is he wants to become "good" at this which isn't even competitive from what I know. He can't just sit down and enjoy a game because he wants to constantly make himself look like he is good at something/morally superior etc. He simply uses games as a tool to make himself look better but fails like a dumbass because he is an autist.
 
I hope you can play Chrono Cross again soon. There's nothing wrong with revisiting something you used to like.
Chrono Cross is a great game, top tier writing, and one of the first experiences I had where there was actual artistic direction. The backgrounds are amazing even without the remaster.
Yeah, your adult life shouldn't be so full that you never have time to do something that brings you joy or reminds you of a happy time.
That's the thing. As an adult I changed what brings me joy and brings me happiness and videogames are not one of them anymore. Is about growing up and finding other interests and accepting that things that gave you a serotonin kick won't do that anymore.

Since we are doing a psych eval on Adam let me say he is in a perpetual state of seeking that serotonin kick, never finding it and thus resorting to weird and perverted things that makes him feel happy at an instinctual level, not emotional. I don't think Adam is happy, I think he is to stupid to realize he will never be happy with his life, all the while streaming kids games that give him a fleeting and fake sense of accomplishment when he plays them.

Adult living has a lot of responsibilities that should come first, but that doesn't mean it has to be miserable.
You are absolutely right, and even if I won't play Chrono Cross that doesn't make me miserable, in fact the contrary, I feel happy I could have experienced a fantastic game when I had the chance.

Also speaking of that and following my previous comment Chibi is a miserable person and has been for a long time.

I predict the arc "chibi will neck rope" soon
(he will fail on the neckrope cause he is a failure at everything).
 
That's the thing. As an adult I changed what brings me joy and brings me happiness and videogames are not one of them anymore. Is about growing up and finding other interests and accepting that things that gave you a serotonin kick won't do that anymore

You are absolutely right, and even if I won't play Chrono Cross that doesn't make me miserable, in fact the contrary, I feel happy I could have experienced a fantastic game when I had the chance.
Hey, fair enough. What brings people joy absolutely varies from person to person
 
As I skim through aquana's VODs, I saw a 15 hour Odyssey race done in 2017.

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I clicked through a few places to see if he literally sat there for 15 hours and noticed about half-way through, his face-cam turns off....but it doesn't.

At about 8 hours the camera "turns off". A minute beforehand you see him playing, You see a shadow in the mirror reflection (red box I highlighted). Aquana acknowledges it and then a few minutes the lights go off. Obviously it was his mother.

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The last 7 hours he sits in darkness playing.
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I thought it would be funny to do a time-lapse of his face and literally see the lighting in his room change as the sun sets. Just by chance, his girlfriend shows up at 5-6 hour mark. (clipping it now)

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I thought it would be funny but looking at it now, you see a 26-27 year old man. He is playing mario for 2 hours. 3 Hours. at 5 hours his girlfriend comes to get attention, but he ignores her and must continue. His mother tells him to go to bed at 8 hours. He sit in darkness. 9, 10, 11 hours. You only see the glow of the computer screen as he "BING BONG WAHOO"'s for 15 hours.

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I thought it would be funny but looking at it now, you see a 26-27 year old man. He is playing mario for 2 hours. 3 Hours. at 5 hours his girlfriend comes to get attention, but he ignores her and must continue. His mother tells him to go to bed at 8 hours. He sit in darkness. 9, 10, 11 hours. You only see the glow of the computer screen as he "BING BONG WAHOO"'s for 15 hours.
What a true CHAD, disregarding both women and human necessities for the sake of the GAME. This is a man who perfectly understands that when you have video game plumber with a magic hat, you don't need ANYTHING else (don't you even THINK about listening to your mother over MARIO himself).

After all, he has everything he needs right in front of him! Sleep? He's EVOLVED to get all the rest he needs from blinking (short blinks of course, don't want to ruin his time). Food? He FEEDS on the light from his TV screen, motherfucker photosynthesizes. Sexual desires? You bet your SWEET FUCKING ASS Mayor Pauline gives him all the erections he needs.

I don't know why you guys are hating on him, this is truly the peak of humanity.
 
Well I'm glad we are finding some undiscovered gold in his old streams, keeps us fed until he shows up again.
If I remember, back in 2020ish he went completely dark for calling someone a faggot on stream. He crucified himself and took a 3 month hiatus. He had this BIG stream planned where he was going to dress up as a woman (literally) and right beforehand "Faggoted" his way out of it. This thread screeched to a halt till he came back. It's funny because if he just stopped posting dumb shit, his life would probably be pretty normal. Some guy making a decent salary at AT&T, taking the occasional vacation, maybe moving to Florida! Chibi is the most "generic white guy" lolcow.
 
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